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Lardastan wrote:

*The waiter brings platters of sausages for the guests*

Takes the meat and starts eating like a maniac

*The vampiress drags the corpse of Knight solaire of the way of white off into the darkness at the back of the Bar to nosh on*

Though I do prefer dark meat, this'll do for now.

*comes out of the restroom with soot covering me and smoke coming off me* never use a wabbajack as a plunger

Knechting wrote:

Oh, the answer is no...........

Lake of fur wrote:

Like the polls in your region, that's just one person's opinion.

Make that two people's opinions. There's obviously no one here. I mean, look at the state of this place. I was gone for--what?--just under three weeks, and this place is a mess.

• The main bar looks like somebody used a moist hamster to wipe it down.

• The tables are covered with dust and Fluffy dander (even Feoras would be ashamed).

• And the floor is a maze of zombie pony tracks.

Sheesh. If anyone were here, you'd think they'd have the sense to hire a qualified janitor or something.

_{Mind you, I'm not giving up my cushy position as sanitation engineer just because someone else with better "qualifications" comes along. Obs.}

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

*hands you wabbajack* dont try to unclog toilets with this

Uh ... thanks. Where do you insert the handle?

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

doesnt matter how ya handle it, it's always gonna have an unpredictable effect

So it's like the cleaning tools equivalent of the dinner special? I'll consider myself warned. I'm gonna lock this thing in the storeroom ... for safekeeping.

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

or is it locking you out of the storeroom, and who said it was a cleaning tool?

You got any extras of those? They sound quite nifty. Dont worry, I'm not going to use it for cleaning.

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

*comes out of the restroom with soot covering me and smoke coming off me* never use a wabbajack as a plunger

No. Never use a wabbajack, while unlicensed, as a plunger.

Kabravosk wrote:

No, I dont really fancy cheese. I need it for some business in the basement. I'll buy one. Trade you a human for it.

Glad to see that you’re not a human hot dog

Bruxxa wrote:

Is it too early to post my poem?

I think you have to submit it on Thursday

Bruxxa wrote:

Is it too early to post my poem?

No. We'd love to see it. But you'll have to post it again (or quote it) after the period for submissions has opened. I'm happy to see you so excited about participating. I, too, work on some of my poems long ahead of time and can't wait for the weekend to post them, hee-hee.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:

I think you have to submit it on Thursday

Usually late Friday. Zombie Penguins can give us the exact time and if I remember correctly...

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The contest officially starts at Midnight EST on Saturday and ends at Noon EST on Monday. I do pretty good at starting on time. The ending is more flexible because I'm usually asleep at the official end time. So it really depends on when my lazy ass gets on to end the contest.

Ah, there ya go. So mark that on your calendar and slap a Post-It on your clock as a reminder.

But that doesn't mean that poems are prohibited at all other times. On the contrary, you are encouraged to post them as often as you wish. You may even post them again when the contest starts, if you wish to have them as an entry in the competition. Poems can be used as often as you wish and as many as you like. They can even be re-used. But keep in mind that whomever is judging may take that into consideration when choosing a winner.

The only concrete rule for the contest is that all submissions must be original works, not something 'borrowed' from the internet. I check these things (and you know I do, right?)

If you're not a poet, there's always the Bartwork competition, which will be accepting original artwork created by the guests of the Bar. I think the same rules for this contest apply, except the competition times are different, a bit longer. I forget when the next art contest begins; it may already be in progress. Forgive me, it's a new activity for the region, lol.

This week's subject is 'animals' and will be judged by the previous winner Zany Zanes.

Lake of fur wrote:

If you're not a poet, there's always the Bartwork competition, which will be accepting original artwork created by the guests of the Bar. I think the same rules for this contest apply, except the competition times are different, a bit longer. I forget when the next art contest begins; it may already be in progress. Forgive me, it's a new activity for the region, lol.

When does the next Bartwork contest begin, and do you have a preference for pic posting sites we use for our submissions?

The painters daughter wrote:

The Bartwork contest begins Saturday and ends the following Friday, so you have six days in total.

Nice. That'll give folks a good chance to make something cool.

The painters daughter wrote:

Imgur.com seems to be a popular site to upload onto, and is fairly straightforward navigation wise. The posting site doesn't really matter.

If you're not familiar with or uncomfortable using a site that might give away personal information, feel free to send me a link to the image in a private telegram and I'll be happy to post it to the message board for you.

I've been using Imgur for a while now and it's fairly straight forward and simple to use.

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