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Brocklandia wrote:We can check ModelMayhem, or maybe Amazon. You've still got a Prime membership, right?

That does give me ideas since companionship here is...lacking.

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and Tercania islands

Feoras wrote:That does give me ideas since companionship here is...lacking.

Now, now. You're gonna get Lake of fur all offended. Ze's trying hir best.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:Here you go: One platter of cheeseburgers. Enjoy!

Mmm...

Brocklandia and Lake of fur

Feoras wrote:Untrue. The Borg destroy that which is not worth assimilation. They seek perfection.

So ... why are they here? Perfection's off that-a-way. A long, long ways off that-a-way.

Feoras wrote:Indeed, once the contest has begun. Usually, it's a good idea to tag the judge as well.

Is "tag" a more polite and hip way of saying "bribe"? You kids today!

Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Zany Zanes

Brocklandia wrote:Is "tag" a more polite and hip way of saying "bribe"?

Make my bribe a pony!

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and Tercania islands

Seltzer boy wrote:Make my bribe a pony!

How about we bribe you with a veggie burger made of pony?

Sure, it's ground-up, but if you're really patient and really careful, maybe you can put the pony back together again.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Zany Zanes

Brocklandia wrote:How about we bribe you with a veggie burger made of pony?

Sure, it's ground-up, but if you're really patient and really careful, maybe you can put the pony back together again.

Yay! I'm going to build a veggie pony!

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Seltzer boy wrote:Yay! I'm going to build a veggie pony!

You'll need a lot of glue, but we just made a fresh batch out of the pony's hooves.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Zany Zanes

Carrot goddess

Seltzer boy wrote:Yay! I'm going to build a veggie pony!

O: Omg! That sounds fun!

Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and Tercania islands

Seltzer boy

Brocklandia wrote:You'll need a lot of glue, but we just made a fresh batch out of the pony's hooves.

Is it gluten free?

Carrot goddess wrote:O: Omg! That sounds fun!

You can help too.

Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and Carrot goddess

Feoras wrote:The start of the contest is announced by Zombie Penguins and usually runs Friday to sometime Monday.

The contest officially starts at Midnight EST on Saturday and ends at Noon EST on Monday. I do pretty good at starting on time. The ending is more flexible because I'm usually asleep at the official end time. So it really depends on when my lazy ass gets on to end the contest.

Speaking of lazy, Smiley Bob tell us if you're judging and what the theme and format will be!

Smiley Bob, Feoras, Lake of fur, Pretty periwinkles, and 1 otherTercania islands

Zombie Penguins wrote:Speaking of lazy, Smiley Bob tell us if you're judging and what the theme and format will be!

Sorry to take so long. Some of us have to do more work than just announcing the start and end of a contest. I would like to see limericks, any topic.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, Pretty periwinkles, and 2 othersZany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Lake of fur

Smiley Bob wrote:Sorry to take so long.

Not a problem, you have days to make a decision.

Smiley Bob wrote:Some of us have to do more work than just announcing the start and end of a contest.

The announcement of this week's winner was only a short while ago. We all play at our own pace.

Smiley Bob wrote:I would like to see limericks, any topic.

Noice. That'd make a few people very happy; limericks are a popular form here in the Bar.

In fact-

There once was a kid at the Bar
Who took his poetry too far
The staff cut him off
Smacked his head with a *boff*
Now he pines for his drinks from afar

"Who was that lady?" Barbara Hines.

Smiley Bob, Feoras, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Tercania islands

Lake of fur wrote:Not a problem, you have days to make a decision.
The announcement of this week's winner was only a short while ago. We all play at our own pace.
Noice. That'd make a few people very happy; limericks are a popular form here in the Bar.

Sure, sure. But I wasn't expecting to win so taking more time to try to think of something will just end with me picking limericks. So let's just cut to the chase and have a round of drinks for everyone!

Feoras, Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherTercania islands

Lake of fur wrote:Opstan's my friend. I'm sure he knows what he's doing. He can also be trusted to keep unruly players from disrupting the Bar's RMB.

Yeah and I think that Seltzer boy will cry until the world ends

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Pretty periwinkles, and Tercania islands

Hello?

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and Knechting

Smiley Bob wrote: I would like to see limericks, any topic.

my specialty

Smiley Bob, Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Tercania islands

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:Hello?

What kind of question is that?

Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Tercania islands

Knechting wrote:What kind of question is that?

I was just wondering if anyone was still here

Lake of fur, Knechting, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I was just wondering if anyone was still here

Oh, the answer is no...........

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Tercania islands

Knechting wrote:Oh, the answer is no...........

Like the polls in your region, that's just one person's opinion.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I was just wondering if anyone was still here

Of course there are still people here. But the day is just beginning for some of us. 'Sleep' does not equal 'death'.

Feoras, Knechting, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherTercania islands

Lake of fur wrote:

'Sleep' does not equal 'death'.

Maybe not for you....

Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and Tercania islands

Ja ja, bratwurst.

Lake of fur, Knechting, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Tercania islands

Kakazagistan wrote:Ja ja, bratwurst.

I could also go for some sausage

Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Knechting, and Tercania islands

Kakazagistan wrote:Ja ja, bratwurst.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I could also go for some sausage

*The waiter brings platters of sausages for the guests*

The Ruby Ranch Republic and Tercania islands

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