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It’s not to detergent-y but it could definitely be improved
*Brings over another glass* The drinks are ready for anybody who wants them.
I’ll have one, please.
Sure. *Brings over a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster*
Thank you. *Takes a sip, looks down at the drink, and drinks the rest of it.* That really hit the- *Falls unconscious.*
So now somebody has to sweep hir into the storage room to sleep it off? *Sigh* I'll get the broom.
I thought sushi was on the buffet every week. It always smells fishy at least.
What about Snuggles and Fluffy? Or does Fluffy not count because he's the bouncer?
Much appreciated. I also ordered some donuts from Yipmens Donut Shop, but the guy on duty is a little off. However, the extra ingredients he keeps adding sound like they'd be perfect for the Bar.
Lightweight.
...Oh, 
Brocklandia, I didn't see you there! This drink isn't, uh.... It's medicinal. And non-alcoholic.
Zombie Penguins and East berlin state
Feoras and The master chef of the bar on the corner
Here's my submission/s.
Oh, Chef in the kitchen
Workin' hard with what he got
He's given you "variety"
So best eat what he brought
At most times its meat
From stuff lying around
But it's good stuff
Pound for bloody pound
Thems some good grub
Be it steak or stew
Mushroom, tentacle, blood
Or perhaps even you
An ode to the Chef
Is an ode to life
Go enjoy his cooking
And avoid any strife
Feoras and The master chef of the bar on the corner
My ode about the chefs amazing food which is the best in all of nationstates
Zombie Penguins The master chef of the bar on the corner
Food is so good so yummy so sweet. Cakes, icecream, gravy and meat. BeDeviled eggs and Jell-O too, food oh food how I love you.
Pancakes galore, Chocalate chip cookies and more.
Chicken and dunplings, meat-loaf so good, sour gummie worms yah, food is my hood.
Stawberry shortcake peppermints and steak.
Chili and cornbread, Oreo and milk.
Scrambled eggs(w/ Lorys and cheese)
Give me some candy if I eat Ye
Cotten candy, Fruitestas from Taco Bell,
Yes, oh yes food i like well.
Shrimp and salmon, corn on the cob, if i couldn't eat i would sob.
Feoras and The master chef of the bar on the corner
A drone walks into the Bar, tossing a bone in his hands. They chuckle to themselves, before suddenly, a pack of dirty, wild dogs rush in and hound the drone. They quickly knock them down, grab their clothes by the teeth, and drag the drone back outside screaming.
Wow. Now that's some dogged determination. It's a dog eat dog world out there... I think they were all Retrievers.
*Wakes up in the storage room* Must have got knocked out again. *Tries to open the door, but finds out it has been locked* And all I have to defend myself is a broom. *Grabs the broom and reluctantly turns to face whatever lies in the darkness of the storage room* It’s not like a broom would help me, but it’s better than nothing.
Kissinger-Monroe, Zombie Penguins, Coyote hills, and Hermes express
Then ... what's the point?
Another janitor? That makes, what, three of us?--Four? We have more janitors than bartenders. And from the state of the restrooms, we need 'em.
Feoras and Hermes express
An ode praising Cheffy's amazing ability to clear the dining room ...
Their dinner?--Just not going well.
The food?--Such a really foul smell.
They decided at least
To reject Cheffy's feast,
They all drove off for Taco Bell.
Feoras and Hermes express
*Hits some kind of wolf-like creature with the broom* Okay then. *Sweeps the floor in between attacks by the creatures*
Feoras and Hermes express
"Indeed, here you go. Of course, I must say that this product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
Feoras, Losconia, and Drunkndisorderly
They'll serve any thing.
"As the Chef, I will serve anyone. Preferably on a platter with a side of beans."
Bilge rat ronnie, Feoras, and Fabulously fabulous
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