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The fields of asphodel

Avadam Inn

The fields of asphodel wrote:Eek!
Run
Away
If you have
A brain; if not, then
You're probably gonna be fine.

I
Can't
Really
Guarantee
That, as we have some
Other friends who may be hungry.

Zombie Penguins, Neutrality Foundation, and The old spaceman

The fields of asphodel

Avadam Inn

I
look
At you,
Cthulhu,
And also at our
Flying Spaghetti resident.

Oh,
And
Also
Sparkles, and
The werewolves, if we
Still have any of them (Do we?).

The old spaceman

Pass me a beer! Actually, next round is on me, seeing as it's almost Christmas.

The fields of asphodel and Neutrality Foundation

The old spaceman wrote:Pass me a beer! Actually, next round is on me, seeing as it's almost Christmas.

*Slides a beer over*

The fields of asphodel

Today's special: A-10 Thunderbolt IIs, $7

The fields of asphodel

The old spaceman

Zombie Penguins wrote:*Slides a beer over*

Thanks!
*guzzles the beer*
Can I get a refill?

The fields of asphodel

Bitter pants wrote:The Shiva Arms bandage themselves, then picks up four more paddles

Ready?

Serves a scorcher to the far left corner, Khanetstan's home territory

*Dives in front of the ball and hits it back with the might of the working class

Hannah more, The fields of asphodel, Neutrality Foundation, and Bitter pants

The old spaceman wrote:Thanks!
*guzzles the beer*
Can I get a refill?

*Refills the beer*

The old spaceman

Zombie Penguins wrote:*Refills the beer*

Thanks!
*guzzles the beer*
(In slurred speech) Isss ther a drt board hre?

The fields of asphodel and Neutrality Foundation

The old spaceman wrote:Thanks!
*guzzles the beer*
(In slurred speech) Isss ther a drt board hre?

Purposefully not looking at the dart board

Nope. Don't think so. Can I get you anything else?

The fields of asphodel

The old spaceman wrote:(In slurred speech) Isss ther a drt board hre?

Let's not talk about what happened last time someone asked that... It was grisly...

Hannah more, Neutrality Foundation, and The old spaceman

The fields of asphodel wrote:

Oh,
And
Also
Sparkles, and
The werewolves, if we
Still have any of them (Do we?).

We
Dont
because
Our cheffy
Roasted them with cheese
Sorry, there are no left overs

The fields of asphodel, Neutrality Foundation, and The old spaceman

Khanetstan wrote:Let's not talk about what happened last time someone asked that... It was grisly...

Now I'm Curious... What happened?

The fields of asphodel

Avadam Inn

Drunkndisorderly wrote:We
Dont
because
Our cheffy
Roasted them with cheese
Sorry, there are no left overs

Oh,
That's
A shame
Roast werewolf
Sounds pretty tasty,
Especially when served with cheese.

The old spaceman

The fields of asphodel

Avadam Inn

Hannah more wrote:Now I'm Curious... What happened?

The
First
Deaths in
More than a
Month, plus several
Unwanted piercings. It was bad.

The fields of asphodel

Avadam Inn

I wasn't here then, but I heard the stories. Some of the bloodstains on the wall over there —

points at a wall covered in so many blood, food, and unidentifiable stains that one can no longer tell if it was ever painted

This spot, and some over here, see? That's what happened last time.

Sparkly vampires, Pax Nerdvana, and The old spaceman

Khanetstan

The fields of asphodel wrote:I wasn't here then, but I heard the stories. Some of the bloodstains on the wall over there —

points at a wall covered in so many blood, food, and unidentifiable stains that one can no longer tell if it was ever painted

This spot, and some over here, see? That's what happened last time.

It involved an industrial stapler, a light bulb, and a package of swiss cheese.

The fields of asphodel, Vault 391, Pax Nerdvana, and The old spaceman

The fields of asphodel wrote:I wasn't here then, but I heard the stories. Some of the bloodstains on the wall over there —

points at a wall covered in so many blood, food, and unidentifiable stains that one can no longer tell if it was ever painted

This spot, and some over here, see? That's what happened last time.

owo

Khanetstan wrote:It involved an industrial stapler, a light bulb, and a package of swiss cheese.

OWO

The fields of asphodel

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The fields of asphodel and Neutrality Foundation

Vault 391

Haikus are better
Lots of fun for the family
We should use them more

Maybe if we raise
The prices of all the drinks
We can get money

The fields of asphodel and Neutrality Foundation

The old spaceman

Neutrality Foundation wrote: Purposefully not looking at the dart board

Nope. Don't think so. Can I get you anything else?

Another beer'd be great.
*pulls out a throwing knife and throws it at the dartboard, and misses. The throwing knife gets stuck in the wall.*

Khanetstan wrote:Let's not talk about what happened last time someone asked that... It was grisly...

Too late.

Hannah more and Neutrality Foundation

Today's special: Sidewinder missiles, $3.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:Today's special: Sidewinder missiles, $3.

I pay with turnips.

Khanetstan wrote:I pay with turnips.

I guess I can accept turnips...... Money is preferable. That would probably be 15 or 25 turnips.

Khanetstan wrote:*Dives in front of the ball and hits it back with the might of the working class

Counters with a bourgeois flip of both paddles and hair

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