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Post self-deleted by Asian carp.

Post self-deleted by Asian carp.

They are near impossible to catch, and they have mutated by accidentally somehow breeding with tribbles and creating a deadly threat.

They are declining from your efforts but are ruining rivers, but the damage to the eco system is tremendous.

There are no tribbles in Trecdom.

But there are in texas.

Asian Carp have hidden them.

Tribbles are unable to swim, therefor making it easier to hunt the tribble-carp.

But that trait was unable to pass on,only the ability to breed was passed on, the Tribble Carp are becoming more powerful, whole species have been destroyed.

Drastic action must be taken.

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The Klingon Empire has declared War on the Tribble Carp. With the permission of Trecdom, each inch of the country will be searched for these monsters and any found will be killed.

As a precaution Asian carp is placed on notice that since they appear to be the homeworld for Asian Carp, should things continue to get worse, Starfleet General Order 24 may be carried out.

Oh No! Nobody expects The Spanish, erm, Asian Carp! Hmm, we were practically tarred and feathered the last time we put Tribble on The Never Ending BBQ, maybe we could away with it if we threw some Tribble Carp on there... Um, are they furry?

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I don't think they are furry, but you'd have to ask Asian carp.

Nope, all the carp got was the ability to breed like a boss.

Strangely the Tribble Carp seem to be intelligent! They are going into populated areas en mass and jumping out of the water at speeds in excess of 70MpH, impaling citizens.

Some carp seem to be building small houses under the water or rocks and wood, what is this????

A mysterious vagabond

Carpentry, sounds like.

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All non military personnel are evacuated from Trecdom to the New Alamo Space Station where there are no Carp and none made it aboard. A joint Klingon/Trecdom fleet is dispatched to Asian carp

It's hard to build houses under the water when the rivers are frozen solid.

If the Carp don't leave within 24 hours, stronger measures will be taken.

(Sorry, the last post wasn't quite complete. I'm liking this delete feature.)

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The Carp do not back down, they have gone to all efforts to destroy the entire eco system.

They will not leave.

But on the Carp have allied themselves with a race known as the Aeni, these Aeni are armed with powerful beam weapons and stand guard around Asian Carp the home world.

They want the eco-system they can have it. That's the beauty of terraforming. You can always build a new eco-system.

All remaining forces are evacuated and the Trecdom home-world is subjected to orbital bombardment.

Millions of carp die in the attack, the surface of the world is now a crated barren wasteland void of water and life.

The war is over.

We should make a RP about a race like the carp doing this same thing, but it being the first extra solar war.


Its a fancy word for more than one solar system.

Eric the first

An RP on that would be cool, but you might have to restart it a lot, or it could get streched out to for and really boring.

Coach house circly

Carp Diem?


Or maybe a page limit around 50-100 where it gets a sequel?

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