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Trecdom2 wrote:Still no news on the Zombs. However T-Zero will remain on heightened alert for any sideffects from the nuclear exchange from a few weeks ago

With everything glowing in the dark, that should save on energy.

Issues Test Bed wrote:Hi there. We fear Texarcanna. They've got a brutal DOT weigh station there. We are talking a drive through cash register.

Why?????

Texarcanna wrote:Why?????

There is a chicken coop (commercial vehicle inspection station) just outside of that city on I-30. They are notorious for being all about permits and fines. I once got a ticket there for improper placarding over the RF warning sign on a satellite TV truck. (Keep in mind this truck was in transit, not powered up and running.) It was cheaper to pay the $100 than to fight that stupidity. There are thousands of tales of woe from others who passed through that weigh station. They love technical fouls and they know no one is going to come back there to fight a hundred dollar ticket that won't effect their DOT scores.

*Early warning alarms start to sound across T-Zero HQ."

"There are unconfirmed reports of the recently deceased, suddenly becoming mobile. Continue to monitor official channels for any updates."

NewTexas and Kill zombies

I'm getting moved to another section as apparently they need another Staff Sgt. Sounds like it will be more supervisory role than actually working the missions.

Howdy Texas! How's life going? Indian Ambassador here

Kill the Zombies ! \o/

Trecdom2 wrote:I'm getting moved to another section as apparently they need another Staff Sgt. Sounds like it will be more supervisory role than actually working the missions.

That pushing paper thing over missions sounds like a bummer. Is it permanent?

Good Night

So... the long dark night is upon us once again.

Good luck friends, I hope to see you on the other side.

I thought there was some way to either search for a cure or kill zombies? I can't see anything that does that.

Alas, we lost Teri Garr yesterday. :(

This fell out of my computer while I was thinking about her today: https://rumble.com/v5ksvk9-rip-teri-garr.html

Issues Test Bed wrote:I thought there was some way to either search for a cure or kill zombies? I can't see anything that does that.

When you're on your nation's page or view (not the region page or view), click on the red "Zombie Control" symbol. It should take you to your options.

Issues Test Bed wrote:That pushing paper thing over missions sounds like a bummer. Is it permanent?

At this point it's for the duration of my time in the sandbox. Although the Folks in the Passenger Terminal would love to have me stay. We'll see what happens

Allright people you know the drill. Cure, cure, cure, baby

Trecdom2 wrote:Allright people you know the drill. Cure, cure, cure, baby

What about ok

Texarcanna wrote:What about ok

Research a cure, if you keep embracing the Z Horde you will be kicked out of the region until this is under control.

Trecdom2 wrote:Research a cure, if you keep embracing the Z Horde you will be kicked out of the region until this is under control.

Boooo How else am I supposed dispose of all my ammunition this Texas dang it. Jk

Man, people are killing all my people!

Trecdom2 wrote:At this point it's for the duration of my time in the sandbox. Although the Folks in the Passenger Terminal would love to have me stay. We'll see what happens

As long as it is a good place for you to be.

This puppet shall return..

After serious consideration on the matter, with due deliberation upon the facts, I've come to the conclusion that Zombies suck.

The Pecan pie is decent. The Pumpkin pie not as much, might be whatever spices they used.

I ate it, but don't think I'll get another one

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