Are there any peacekeeping efforts you need help with?
Immediately need help for war of hearts and minds against nazism
Why am I alive??????
I'm back from school
Niste rebels are to strong I am giving them independence
No more socialism
Hi, sorry our welcomer is on sick leave. Welcome anyway
Billion-Mobile Ruble sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
Yey! Intergalactic Peace & Prosperity!
I don't trust you...
What's wrong with a little peacemaking through mechanical terror?
Did you WATCH terminator?
They're hotdogs wrapped in duct tape