by Max Barry

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Congratulations on being featured! Blows air

As a train pulls into the Star Trek train station, an announcement is made.
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*Now arriving at Star Trek station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor FRE Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Star Trek station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Wouldn't even let on the train: Has to be a horrible region, for example, a fascist region, a homophobic region, racist region etc.

Coach Class: Dead Region, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-Dead Region, or I like the region.

Business Class: I really like this region.

First Class: I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region, or make it my permanent region.

Read factbook

Coach Class (Dead Region)

In the deserts of Africa lies creatures you may only see in photos like-
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Star Trek*

A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, Star Trek.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on Star Trek, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The Wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Tresmius, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to MINION to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!

Speedrun time

Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 28000 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.

For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!

An oldie but goodie --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

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