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The Quiescent Platypus wrote: a Vote for Platypus is Better than Murder. Thanks,
- QP
"We may not be the best"

but... but, murder is fun...

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Yuyuko saigyouji

My my, it has been years since I last spoke here. Hopefully you all are enjoying yourselves on this rather fine winter.~

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Yuyuko saigyouji wrote:My my, it has been years since I last spoke here. Hopefully you all are enjoying yourselves on this rather fine winter.~

Winter? Ah, right. Northerners.

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Outer mesa

Yuyuko saigyouji wrote:My my, it has been years since I last spoke here. Hopefully you all are enjoying yourselves on this rather fine winter.~

Huh, ‘fine winter’, it’s hot as satan’s asscrack where I’m from.

Nevertheless, I’m going to bundle up by the fire and cuddle with a blanket and my dog because I like being toastier than a hot pocket straight out the microwave.

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Colonalia wrote:Winter? Ah, right. Northerners.

Ah, yes, we have a concept of winter in Consigahria. Some of our southern land lies at or near the equator, but a lot of our mountainous regions are more northern and with peaks above 30,000 feet, where there are permanent "winter" conditions...snow, flurries, hurricane-force gales, that kind of thing.

Average temperature in December in the mountains is around 12-18°F, with four to 15 inches of snow. Temperatures as low as −75.5°F (−59.7°C) and wind chills as low as −118.1°F (−83.4°C) have been recorded by an automated weather station located at 18,733 feet (5,700 m) on Mt. Perseverance.

I write this from Gifford-Pincheau Elk Club at the base of the mountain, where it's currently overcast, 29°F, with light, new snow. This kind of weather is rarely seen in Vermillion City where I live.

Yuyuko saigyouji wrote:My my, it has been years since I last spoke here. Hopefully you all are enjoying yourselves on this rather fine winter.~

Yes, we're enjoying ourselves. Thank you!

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Outer mesa wrote:Fact #31: Baked beans aren’t actually baked, they’re stewed.

Fact #32: There is an opposite to albino where the skin/fur/scales aren’t white but completely black, These animals are known as melanistic animals.

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Haremm wrote:but... but, murder is fun...

No, Mister Haremm, you are mistaken.
There is no entertainment value to be derived from your homicidal proclivities.
We are watching you, Mister Haremm.

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😲

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Haremm wrote:but... but, murder is fun...

They see it differently, I’m afraid. But it’s okay, because I have a solution.

Shoot them in the face.

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😂

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Outer mesa wrote:Fact #32: There is an opposite to albino where the skin/fur/scales aren’t white but completely black, These animals are known as melanistic animals.

Fact #33: Strawberries can also be white or yellow and some can even taste like pineapples.

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Official early Merry Christmas* from your beloved government! I'll be gone until December 26th, and the others won't set any new activity records over the holidays either. Have a good time and enjoy your festive potato dishes!
We still have the runoff election for the three (3) remaining Legislature seats ongoing though, set to close at 23:00, December 22nd PST. Vote, vote like there's no tomorrow!**

* On the advice of counsel we also wish Happy Holidays, as well as generic Happy [insert your festivity]
** We assume, but in no way guarantee, that there will indeed be a tomorrow

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SOMETIMES, A MAN WISHES HE WAS DEAD ALREADY.

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On behalf of all citizens of Consigahria, we wish Spiritus a Happy Hanukkah! May this next week fill your hearts and souls with joy and peace!

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:SOMETIMES, A MAN WISHES HE WAS DEAD ALREADY.

Can me have you cookies before you croaks? 😆

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Yeah, Grandpa dude, share the Christmas spirit, man! Peace on Earth and Love to all. ✌️☮️❤️

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I think The Grumpy Grandpa's spirit left him years ago, along with his vitality, relevance, dignity, hair, and his teeth. 😂

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Post self-deleted by Outer mesa.

I DON'T GET ANY RESPECT AROUND HERE. RAPSCALLIONS.

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Outer mesa

Outer mesa wrote:Fact #33: Strawberries can also be white or yellow and some can even taste like pineapples.

Hey everyone, I’m really tired and all but I forgot to give you facts so here are two of them, enjoy.
Fact #34: C3PO and R2D2 had their own single season spin of show in 1985 about their adventures before meeting Luke Skywalker.
Fact #35: Dead people can get goosebumps.

Also if you were wondering, the show that followed C3PO and R2D2 was called ‘Star Wars: Droids’

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YOU CALL THIS CONSUMERIST CHARADE CHRISTMAS? BACK IN MY DAY, WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS STILL PRESIDENT, CHRISTMAS WAS A GENUINE AND JOYFUL CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY. NOWADAYS, IT'S JUST BUY THIS AND BUY THAT. CONSIDER HELPING OUT A PERSON IN NEED THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU DANG HOODLUMS.

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU CALL THIS CONSUMERIST CHARADE CHRISTMAS? BACK IN MY DAY, WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS STILL PRESIDENT, CHRISTMAS WAS A GENUINE AND JOYFUL CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY. NOWADAYS, IT'S JUST BUY THIS AND BUY THAT. CONSIDER HELPING OUT A PERSON IN NEED THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU DANG HOODLUMS.

Very well then, fossil

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New poll!

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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU CALL THIS CONSUMERIST CHARADE CHRISTMAS? BACK IN MY DAY, WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS STILL PRESIDENT, CHRISTMAS WAS A GENUINE AND JOYFUL CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY. NOWADAYS, IT'S JUST BUY THIS AND BUY THAT. CONSIDER HELPING OUT A PERSON IN NEED THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU DANG HOODLUMS.

Get with the times, Gramps — Washington is long dead. 🤣

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