If it's a relative or acolyte of yours, dear Platypatine, up it's rectum. 😤
“I, acting on behalf of Senator Rex in this august body, hereby declares my support for the motion to grant Senator Alekseandrea emergency powers to enable her to root out those who would seek to undermine the integrity of our democracy, in order to maintain the stability of our republic. In addition, I express my confidence that she would relinquish her powers once we have weathered these dire times.”
Parr-Parr Binks steps forth and co-signs the egregious violation of Spiritus' political integrity and Civil Rights. 🐒
Sorry For the late update but I have been deveining shrimp for awhile.
Fact #7: The fingerprints of a koala are so similar to a humans that they get confused by them at crime scenes.
😂 I love this place! 🤗😘
Woah, the shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Platybot War has. Bummer, man. 😔
Sinator Platypatine and Darth Meanatarian cannot do diss! Muppet hater dat Meanatarian is, and freakazoid dat Platypussy thingy be, yah.
Stopped dey must be, an quick!
Powerful alien Overlord mind trick we need...🤔
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This is your elected and official Government! If you don't like it, go to the forums and stand for office...just saying. 😊
Long live the Potato Republic!
Oh you would love all of the official documents I authored.
Alas, dark times have befallen our republic and traitors walk amongst us. But fear not! For the singing of the guillotines shall banish these dark monsters back to the sewers from which they emerge!
Fact #8: Slugs have 4 noses.
I concur, *stuffing noises*
*Carving Noises* coming from the Council Chambers as Parr-Parr Binks, Darth Meanatarian and Sinator Platypatine dismantle the Spiritus Potato Republic.
Okay, I take issue with this. Would I gladly overthrow the government of Spiritus, claim the region as my own, and rule with unchecked power? Obviously, I'm in government. Anyone in government who tells you they wouldn't is lying. But Parrona? Alekseandrea??? I value quality, competence, and sheer evilness. Parr-parr is a SAD 0-for-3, and Alekseandrea may be a little dastardly, but hardly pure evil, so also 0-for-3. No, when my time comes, you'll know who it is... and I won't need the likes of those two.
Bold words for Pompey.
Oh no . . . this means the Sith apprentice is still in the shadows and has yet to reveal themselves! 😱
Darth Spuddles? Count Grumpy Grandpa? Grand Moff Colonalia? Jedi Master Outer Mesa Gon-Badd? 🤔
May the Codestream be with us!
Like that's different from any other day you lardy-assed lump of Walrus rump! 🍽🍔🍟🍤🍱🍗
It's not too late Parr-Parr Binks, my subroutines sense the conflict within you. Let go of your hatred, turn away from the Dark Side and reach for the Light!
I would like to wish all of Spiritus a happy Thanksgiving!
- Communaccord, FA Director NWE
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Pompous Platypatine prohibits paltry peon Parr-Parr Binks from pursuing political power, and provokes Parr-Parr to publicly pout and protest! 😲
Long live the Potato Republic, and freedom from tyranny and oppression in Spiritus! 😤