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Muppet Puppet Manager II wrote:Meanatarian Monthly! 🤗
It be a word now methinks, yah, uh-huh! 😤

I'm surrounded by idiots. And Please Be Kind and Rewind. She's ok, I guess.

I can only say that it still isn't a word and that I have nothing to with the paper.
I implore the Platypus to if not ignore some votes from people who are not mentally capable *Cough* Muppets *Cough* Matrixulated *Cough* of making sound decisions at least ignore the votes of puppets.

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm surrounded by idiots. And Please Be Kind and Rewind. She's ok, I guess.

I can only say that it still isn't a word and that I have nothing to with the paper.
I implore the Platypus to if not ignore some votes from people who are not mentally capable *Cough* Muppets *Cough* Matrixulated *Cough* of making sound decisions at least ignore the votes of puppets.

This is a good idea. I was not at all already planning to ignore the popular vote, making a mockery of democracy. I am glad that you suggested this, and solely because of this, your suggestion, will I do so. Viva la Root Issue!

Hello friends!

Forest's fifth annual Photo Contest is beginning, and as has been the case in past years, submissions are open to anyone from our embassy regions. We'd love to see some submissions from y'all! :)

You can find more information here:

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Forest Photo Contest 2019

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December is just around the corner, and that means 2019 is coming to an end. Whether you're bracing yourself to eat massive amounts of leftover turkey in a few days or just waiting for 2019 to be over, it's time to look forward to the next year. But wait! The fifth annual Forest Photo Contest is here to spice up the last month of the year!

Here's what you need to know:

🌲 We have four categories once again this year:

  • LinkTrees (this category is permanent each year)

  • LinkAnimals (the first repeat category! We had this one in the first contest back in 2015)

  • LinkReflections (seeing in and through water / glass / mirages / symmetry - whatever meaning inspires you!)

  • LinkCultivation (agriculture, gardening and growth)

🌲 You may submit up to 12 photos total. You may choose how to divide those among the different categories, but please do not submit more than 12.

🌲 Please post your photos in the appropriate thread on our forums, located Linkhere. You may also submit photos in a telegram to Mount Seymour or Lord Dominator.

🌲 The photos must be taken by you, but can be taken at any time (not just during the contest).

🌲 Anyone in Forest or in a region which has an embassy with Forest may submit photographs for the Contest.

🌲 Timing:

  • Submissions will be open from November 24 at 00:00 GMT (7:00pm Nov 23 EST) to December 23rd at 23:59 GMT.

  • Voting will begin on December 24th at 23:59 GMT and end December 31st at 23:59 GMT, so that we will select the winners in the first minutes of 2020!

🌲 Voting will take place on a Google Form. Needless to say, please no puppeteering!

🌲 The photographers with the top three photographs in each category will have their photos acknowledged on our RMB, on our World Factbook Entry, and potentially in our next foreign update. A banner will also be created with a collage of the top photos to applaud the winners, and participants in the competition will be encouraged to add it as their nation's custom banner. Forest's flag will also be changed to the 1st place photos in each category for a week after the Contest.

Now it's time to head out and start photographing! Good luck to everyone!

Any questions about the Contest should be directed to Mount Seymour or Lord Dominator.

Read dispatch

Happy photographing!

Alekseandrea wrote:I implore the Platypus to if not ignore some votes from people who are not mentally capable *Cough* Muppets *Cough* Matrixulated *Cough* of making sound decisions at least ignore the votes of puppets.

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:This is a good idea. I was not at all already planning to ignore the popular vote, making a mockery of democracy. I am glad that you suggested this, and solely because of this, your suggestion, will I do so. Viva la Root Issue!

Well that's one way to make a total mockery of the Spiritus polls.

M.

Outer Mesa wrote:Fact #3: The average Anglerfish is 7ft long.

Fact #4: Capgras Delusion is a disorder which leads you to believe all your friends and family have been replaced by identical imposters.

Alekseandrea wrote:I'm surrounded by idiots...

Bird of feather stick together. 😤

Alekseandrea wrote:...I can only say that it still isn't a word...

Yah, it a word. You a big ole Meanatarian! 🤗

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:This is a good idea. I was not at all already planning to ignore the popular vote, making a mockery of democracy. I am glad that you suggested this, and solely because of this, your suggestion, will I do so. Viva la Root Issue!

Ahhh, Senator Palpatine strikes again! 😧
I love it! Muahhahah!

Outer Mesa wrote:Fact #4: Capgras Delusion is a disorder which leads you to believe all your friends and family have been replaced by identical imposters.

What if you believe all your friends and family have been replaced by potatoes?
Does that guarantee Spiritus citizenship...and a prescription for Xanex? 🤔

Muahhahah wrote:Ahhh, Senator Palpatine strikes again! 😧
I love it! Muahhahah!

Some politician is shouting about how heís the Senate again? Oh well, itís time to throw another wannabe Emperor down a well again, or arrange for him a meeting with Madame Guillotine.

Versatran wrote:What if you believe all your friends and family have been replaced by potatoes?
Does that guarantee Spiritus citizenship...and a prescription for Xanex? 🤔

Yes.

Outer Mesa wrote:Fact #4: Capgras Delusion is a disorder which leads you to believe all your friends and family have been replaced by identical imposters.

Fact# 5: Tigers have false eyes on the back of their heads to ward off predators.

Matrixulated Reloaded wrote:From the Coruscant-like lawn planet of Grump, the Grandpa hath decreed! Shenanigans are afoot!
End of line.
MxR.

There's a whole lawn planet? 😲
Where are those Communist Cabbageworms? 🤔

Outer Mesa wrote:Fact# 5: Tigers have false eyes on the back of their heads to ward off predators.

Tigers have predators? Like who? Humans? 😑
False eyes on the back of their heads don't put off poachers through a high-powered scope on a hunting rifle! Bitches! 😡

Versatran wrote:What if you believe all your friends and family have been replaced by potatoes?

Then your worries are over Cuz, so do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Brothers, sisters, Muppets, Succubots, and uhh freak mammal things...and even you, Parrona, what we do in life, echoes in eternity!
Hail POTATO! 🙇🙏🥔🙏🙇‍♀️
Huzzah!

    ✝️ 🥔🥔🥔 ✝️
    🤗 K E E P 🤗
    😊 C A L M 😊
    🙇‍♀️...and...🙇
    *WORSHIP*
    ...POTATO...

    🙏 🥔🥔🥔 🙏

World Assembly of The Studly Spud wrote:
    ✝️ 🥔🥔🥔 ✝️
    🤗 K E E P 🤗
    😊 C A L M 😊
    🙇‍♀️...and...🙇
    *WORSHIP*
    ...POTATO...

    🙏 🥔🥔🥔 🙏

Huzzah!

Versatran wrote:Tigers have predators? Like who? Humans? 😑
False eyes on the back of their heads don't put off poachers through a high-powered scope on a hunting rifle! Bitches! 😡

I donít think their predators are humans,I believe that they have had false eyes for awhile and what scares me is that there could be something other than humans that tigers are scared of.

Outer Mesa wrote:Fact# 5: Tigers have false eyes on the back of their heads to ward off predators.

Fact# 6: A shrimpís heart is located in its head.

Post self-deleted by Outer Mesa.

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