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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:You utter tosser! ��

You hijacked and stole the poll votes! ��

You desperately insidious, shameless, miserable old bag of dicks! ��
Huzzah!

Tell me how you really feel, Spuddles!

Muah ha hahhh!

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 1 otherMatrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:What the Hell is going on in here??? 😮

*Barks, tilts head, raises one ear*

Translation: "Do you perhaps mean: Who let the dogs out?"

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 7 othersHardyhomeland, Please be kind and rewind, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, and Rottweiler

Hardyhomeland wrote:Ummm I can't change my vote back sorry dude. I agreed to trade some cards to change my vote first time from potato for Matrixulated in a telegram.
Now I don't understand why?
He only has one vote. Wtf?

Sorry, but when the Judgey-Garlic Luddite showed up for poor, sad, Spuddles with his voting reinfarcements intending to manipulate the Poll . . . well, I had to adapt and improvise to make adjustments in The Codestream.

Do enjoy your trading cards though. :P

Welcome back, to the visiting-ghosts of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus! Nice try, you Poll-hacker!

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, and 3 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, and Please be kind and rewind

Please be kind and rewind

I see bribery is alive and well along with political maneuvering, corruption and fake poll returns in Nation States just like real life. -_-

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 1 otherVersatran

Please be kind and rewind wrote:just like real life. -_-

Wait, this isn't real life???

My whole existence is a lie.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, and 4 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, and Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Legendus wrote:Wait, this isn't real life???

My whole existence is a lie.

Who is to say real life isn't the abstract and surreal dreamworld/dystopia, and that this existence is any less or more real than that?

I don't know - I'm just a dog, and you're talking to me...

*Raised right eyebrow, raised left ear, eyes looking to the left and up slightly, low whimper*

Legendus, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 10 othersParrona, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Rottweiler, and Versatran

🥔

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and Muahhahah

The Salaxalans wrote:🥔

Silence is golden?

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherMuahhahah

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:Ummm I can't change my vote back sorry dude. I agreed to trade some cards to change my vote first time from potato for Matrixulated in a telegram.
Now I don't understand why?
He only has one vote. Wtf?

Judas!
Heretic!
You sold your vote...to Him! 😖

What kind of Spiritan sells their integrity for trading cards? 😮
You just lost your Potatoism for 30-pieces of silver!
Huzzahhh-nope! 😷

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, and 2 othersMuahhahah, and Matrixulated reloaded

Truly this region has gone to the dogs.

...and so has the poll! - It could be said that Spuddles has a few furry friends! - Canine Angels that came to save the day!

...and you know; All Dogs Go To Heaven!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ! 😂😂😂

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 9 othersHardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Rottweiler, and Beag1e

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Judas!
Heretic!
You sold your vote...to Him! 😖

What kind of Spiritan sells their integrity for trading cards? 😮
You just lost your Potatoism for 30-pieces of silver!
Huzzahhh-nope! 😷

You do realise that indulgences are not bribes, technically.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, and 3 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, and Versatran

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel wrote:Truly this region has gone to the dogs.

...and so has the poll! - It could be said that Spuddles has a few furry friends! - Canine Angels that came to save the day!

...and you know; All Dogs Go To Heaven!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ! 😂😂😂

Soooo . . . Potato! is everyone's favorite vegetable, according to the final Poll returns!

My machinations within The Codestream not withstanding, it was interesting to note there were enough votes cast already that if ALL changed to Potato, my efforts would have been dashed through Spiritus spirit and Potato-Power!

But no!

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus was called upon and He sent his puppet minions to rescue Spuddles from ignominy, and The Lord JayZeeJay delivered!
Well done, sir. Touché and kudos! 😏

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Muahhahah, and 9 othersMatrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Labrador Retrievers, Jack Russell, Staffy Bull Terrier, German Shepherd, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Rottweiler, and Versatran

International Chess Games 2028

by Sakhalinsk wikipedia


INTERNATIONAL CHESS GAMES 2028

Welcome to the 2nd International Chess Games! This is a chance for your nation's top chess players to compete in the greatest chess tournament in the world!

We welcome people of all ages and skill levels, from new players wishing to learn from the best, to the best themselves wishing to compete. However, for the sake of simplicity, if you wish to send a telegram stating who will attend, only list the top 5 players. Make sure to prepare all delegates with money and luggage good for two weeks, as well as any transportation tickets needed.

The games will be held in Dawning Springs, the capital of Antarritah.

DELEGATES
A total of over a hundred people will be attending the Games, but for brevity we will only be listing here the top 5 players from each nation.

  • The sakhalinsk empire

    • Milorad Annikov

    • Lavrentiy Stepanov

    • Erik Danshov

    • Olyusha Daniltsina

    • Genrietta Nenasheva

  • Techolandia

    • Miguel Lopez

    • Daniel Tremblay

    • Sofia Smith

    • Liam Morales

    • Maria Diaz

  • Antarritah

    • Franchesca Belzeki

    • Pheona Baker

    • Antoine Anderson

    • Betty Carter

    • Patrick Connor

  • Beepee

    • Alistair Bishop

    • Bernadette Castle

    • Colin King

    • Katherine Day-Knight

    • Jay Doube

  • Slanduya

    • Narisaluyv Dmitiriov

    • Sanya Slivorniya

    • Sinatra Leonov

    • Ashley Carter

    • Vasilyev Zaytsev

  • Zuhayrian

    • Joanna Liu

    • Soham Mehta

    • Ibis Diaz-Martinelli

    • Irina Hart

    • Sarzitha Ranukove

  • Hanguk-Nippon

    • Han-Kyo Kawasaki

    • Kang Se-Hwang

    • Yoshiharu Habu

    • Lee Soo-Geun

    • Mito Kashi-Soru

  • Datland

    • Amy Acosta

    • Andrew Anderson

    • Anthony Webb

    • Grant Grater

    • Patricia Parker

HOW THE RESULTS ARE CALCULATED
In the International Chess Games of 2027, the results were simply calculated with a toss of a coin (in Random.com). This time, however, I will let two Level 9 Stockfish players fight it out using Chess.com. (In case of a draw, it is recorded and a rematch is held with the winner progressing to the next round.)

UPDATE: I reverted back to flipping coins as, well, two level 10 Stockfishes fighting each other always ends up in a tie...

RESULTS
I have decided to post the results.

LinkGAMES SCHEDULE

LinkRATINGS

Read dispatch

Matrixulated and Matrixulated reloaded

New poll!

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Matrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

New poll is not cool.
I love you Auntie Aleks, but Itro's my friend too!
Popularity contests suck! 😳
Huzz-nah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 2 othersMatrixulated reloaded, and Please be kind and rewind

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:New poll is not cool.
I love you Auntie Aleks, but Itro's my friend too!
Popularity contests suck! 😳
Huzz-nah!

Well, why don't you propose some polls, so the poll "How treacherous is spuddles?" will never need to see the light of day?

Matrixulated, Muahhahah, and Matrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Alekseandrea wrote:Well, why don't you propose some polls, so the poll "How treacherous is spuddles?" will never need to see the light of day?

That was just mean.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, and Matrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:That was just mean.

Yes, it was.

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and Matrixulated reloaded

Oooh, bit chilly in here. We need smiles!

Matrixulated, Parrona, Muahhahah, and Matrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:That was just mean.

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, it was.

And no apology? Wow! 😯

The Poll is potentially controversial, at the very least. Oh dear. 😦

M.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, and 1 otherMatrixulated reloaded

Matrixulated reloaded

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:That was just mean.

Alekseandrea wrote:Yes, it was.

Hardyhomeland wrote:Oooh, bit chilly in here. We need smiles!

What He said!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherMuahhahah

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:And no apology? Wow! 😯

The Poll is potentially controversial, at the very least. Oh dear. 😦

M.

Matrixulated reloaded wrote:What He said!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 2 othersMatrixulated reloaded, and Versatran

Alekseandrea wrote:This is getting out if hand. Now there are two of them!

Nah, there are two halfs, can't you see that one is but a vestige of its former self?

...as for the other one, it is a flawed copy, clearly.

Tim-Opolis, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 5 othersHardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, and Versatran

Post by Kresima empire suppressed by a moderator.

Yikes, whatever they posted didn't keep them around long after.

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, and 2 othersMatrixulated reloaded, and Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

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