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The Grumpy Grandpa had died until 4 days later! - It was too late to do anything except the inevitable...My puppets paid their respects in their own way...
I merely resurrected his zombie hound; "Butch", and set it about digging his lawn - I did not touch his shotgun! - I have the Force with me, why would I need a primitive projectile weapon?!
Obviously after I had left Butch at The Grumpy Grandpa's place, someone else interfered in the deceased's property...
It is obvious Parronan forces have been at work; both with Butch the Zombi Hound, and Grumpy Grandpa's shotgun - I ofcourse deny all knowledge of any of these "religious fanatics" of which Parrona speaks - I assume it is some problem local to his realm...
Praise be to our Lord 
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, and 6 othersAnimal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, and Hardyhomeland
Obvious undead horde is obvious undead horde, JZJ, I shall now begin mass bombardment of any of their strongholds, to tell them that no god, deity or supreme being can save them.
Not even their "Jesus. "
As for OGG's lawn, it's now tundra, if I had the resources to spare, I would have dumped rocks on said lawn to turn it into a mountain range.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Hardyhomeland
Is Jesus with Snakkra and Shakira?
You know her hips don't lie? I heard that on the radio.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona
😂😃😄
I'm printing T-Shirts that say,
- I'm with Snakkira - Front
Jedi-Jezus Saves Hips! - Back
Only One Spiritus Potato each!
Who wants one? 😀
Huzzah!
(all proceeds go towards 'The Dominatrix' defense fund against the dark arts of 'The Matrix' RMB persecution) - Huzzah!
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and 2 othersParrona, and Hardyhomeland
I’ll take one
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
I dunno, man. Jesús Navas wasn't the Spanish football player that married her, it was some other guy from Barcelona.
Oh, and that was before her music started to become rubbish, so I recall that.
I call at least thirty percent of the profits under obscure Spiritus copyright law.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
I WANT MY DOG AND MY SHOTGUN NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and 2 othersThe botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Hardyhomeland
Spiritans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona
You're welcome to set up business in The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus selling them to our citizens- It is for charity after all...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 6 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
No problem! - I have the high ground!!
Welcome to the Revenge of the Fifth!
Praise be to our Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 7 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
New poll published...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, and 5 othersAnimal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
Fires? Wooo, nice, the largest religion in Parrona revers the atmosphere and fires as sacred, so much so that ships that are built by orders of said religion usually glitter when placed in between a viewer and a star.
Too bad fires don't happen in space, otherwise they would be elated.
It seems like it's shameless self-promoting day.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Parrona
Great British Federation voted for "Revenge of the Fifth," well you could say the the Empire strikes back.
Northern Sunrise Islands, Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and 2 othersAlekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
*GOES TO LOCAL PAWN SHOP AND GETS SHOTGUN BACK*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
Ahhhh I missed you. :P
(psssst where's your flag?)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The Grumpy Grandpa, Alekseandrea, and 1 otherThe botched pejazzle of the studly spud
MISSED YOU MORE, KIDDO.
HERE, HAVE A BEER.
(NO IDEA, WILL HAVE MY GRANDSON LOADUP IT AS SOON AS HE'S ON HIS COMPYUTER.)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and 2 othersThe botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona
Uh... I voted on Jamaica. That good, mon?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Parrona
is there no end to life's suffering? will finals week never end? are all grad students doomed to die in the library? probably so.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
Take the Potato Pill and good luck with your finals!
M.
The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
So I just went to do the new poll and noticed the 'World Census Report' has posted rankings for,
' The Fattest Citizens in Spiritus '
Matrixulated being of lean, mean Codestream is ranked at #277 out of 282 Nations.
Cool. 😎
But where are the lard-buckets infesting the floating iceberg of Itrosomia ???
They're not even in the Top 10? 😲
Russian hackers again! 😠
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Itrosomia, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
P.S.
Why am I not surprised that Parrona chose the option to 'kick' the dog? 😐
I guess if [nation]HasNoSoul_&_IsDeadToMe[/nation] had offered additional choices in her poll such as,
- ○ Nuke
○ Microwave
○ Baryonic Torpedo Extinction Event
. . . The Evil Eye could have gotten a little more creative.
I'm telling you guys . . . that boy needs therapy! 😯
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 1 otherHardyhomeland
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