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Speros wrote:Hey can someone explain this new card thing? I keep having breaks to NationStates and each time I remember it exists theres a new thing to think about

The cards are from nations and you can collect them. Or not.
As a WA nation, you can get new cards by resolving issues. Sometimes you'll get a pack of cards.
These cards can be converted into fake internet money called bank.
This bank can be used to buy more space to hold more cards or to buy cards from other people.

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Alekseandrea wrote:The cards are from nations and you can collect them. Or not.
As a WA nation, you can get new cards by resolving issues. Sometimes you'll get a pack of cards.
These cards can be converted into fake internet money called bank.
This bank can be used to buy more space to hold more cards or to buy cards from other people.

Could I potentially get my own card? Does somewhere out there hold the Speros Card that I could purchase with these internet moneys?

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Speros wrote:Could I potentially get my own card? Does somewhere out there hold the Speros Card that I could purchase with these internet moneys?

If you go to your nation page and click on the cards icon, you should see your deck. Then in the right-above corner you should see "View card:
Speros". Normally you can see there who owns you card. But, I'm afraid your card doesn't seem to exist yet.

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Alekseandrea wrote:...But, I'm afraid your card doesn't seem to exist yet.

Just like Muahhahah's intuition, nonexistent!
Alekseandrea, The Great Other, warts and all is too mean and cantankerous with her mood swings and epic pwnage not to be a woman!
You utter FOOL!
Your failure is complete and now you will 🔥BURN🔥 next to the Heretic, (and now poor Parrona apparently?) and I shall laugh heartily like this...Muah Hah Hahhhh!

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Muahhahah wrote:...custard-powered Mary-Sue sidekick...

😂😂😂 - although I'm not condoning the insult!

Custard power must be the new green-energy!
Huzzah!

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World assembly of the studly spud

Itrosomia wrote:Ugh, I hate the smell of burnt platypus–can you do that in the corner please?

If you skin him of his fur, will he still smell as bad? We could always roast him.
I mean, who doesn't like a little meat-on-a-stick at a fairground? Mmm...satay, creamy buffalo wing sauce, honey bbq...is anyone else getting hungry? 😮

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☑️ Custard-Powered Mary-Sue . . . added to database. Personnel File ###Alekseandrea/Please be kind and rewind amended.

MxR

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Cardboard lootbox

Parrona wrote:Alekseandrea is too vain to insult itself, fortunately reality is willing to step up to the plate.

Sah-wing, batter batter, sah-wing batter . . . oh no! Parrona just took an Alekseandrea fastball beaner-pitch to the head . . . wait, he's up and what's this? He's charging the mound, folks . . . 😨

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Itrosomia wrote:Ugh, I hate the smell of burnt platypus–can you do that in the corner please?

Mister Walrus is back? 👋

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Hello, boys and girls. My dinosaurs have attacked my capital, but I do not care, as our military is in the rope 10 percent of the most advanced militaries right now I'm the world, and we can easily detain these reptiles. With other dinosaurs.

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I have Defense Forces, Arms Manufacturing, and Weaponization all in the top 11(at least)%, so if the military doesn't get them, the citizens with rocket launchers will 👍

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Regallian wrote:Hello, boys and girls. My dinosaurs have attacked my capital, but I do not care, as our military is in the rope 10 percent of the most advanced militaries right now I'm the world, and we can easily detain these reptiles. With other dinosaurs.

I know of one dinosaur you can detain, it’s awe-inspiring with its sheer size, with empty remarks that sting like the sight of it.

It breathes fire because some entity needed an incinerator, and what better thing to drop trash into than a flaming garbage can? Of course, tastes change and now aesthetically pleasing lifeforms are all the rage. One must cease one’s actions to sympa...consider how lucky one must be to not share the fate of it.

It’s called Al...Al-Draconos, the destroyer of clean carpets, despoiler of trees and bane of squirrels.

Whew, that last one was tough.

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Oh that guy. I remember that reptilian scumb...oh look, a squirrel!
Huzzah!

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World assembly of the studly spud

Itrosomia wrote:Ugh, I hate the smell of burnt platypus–can you do that in the corner please?

☆ 🎵🎶 theme music from Dirty Dancing🎵🎶 ☆

    Nobody puts Platypus in the corner.

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    For snacking, which is the better chip? Tortilla chips or Cool Ranch Doritos?

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    Alekseandrea wrote:The cards are from nations and you can collect them. Or not.
    As a WA nation, you can get new cards by resolving issues. Sometimes you'll get a pack of cards.

    That also goes for non-WA nations :-)

    Speros wrote:Could I potentially get my own card? Does somewhere out there hold the Speros Card that I could purchase with these internet moneys?

    If your card doesn't exist yet, you will have to wait for "Season 2". All cards in Season 1 are of nations which existed on April 1st, 2018. Season 2 will happen eventually. But as always in NS, there's no telling when that will be.

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    Star Trek wrote:For snacking, which is the better chip? Tortilla chips or Cool Ranch Doritos?

    Depends. Tortilla chips are superior for dipping. Cool ranch Doritos have a better taste, but it's more an addictive taste than a good taste.

    But frankly, I'd rather eat something more filling.

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    Matrixulated reloaded

    Want some candy? 🍬
    The Oracle loves candy, because we're all here to do what we're all here to do.
    I thought you'd have figured that out by now, Alekseandrea 🍬
    MxR

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    The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

    Alekseandrea wrote:...But frankly, I'd rather eat something more filling.

    Like a baked potato with butter and chives, and maybe some sour cream and bacon bits? Uhhhhh....🤤
    Huzzah!

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    Would you guys say that Regallian is growing well?

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    Regallian wrote:Would you guys say that Regallian is growing well?

    Well, there's no growing well in this game, really. If you like your nation, it's ok.

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    Matrixulated reloaded wrote:Want some candy? 🍬
    The Oracle loves candy, because we're all here to do what we're all here to do.
    I thought you'd have figured that out by now, Alekseandrea 🍬
    MxR

    Is this "candy" a metaphor for something small that doesn't last long?

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    Regallian wrote:Would you guys say that Regallian is growing well?

    Me? Letting things grow well? Well I couldn’t be worse than whoever is in charge of a certain machine with multiple personalities.

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    Regallian wrote:Would you guys say that Regallian is growing well?

    Uh, you mean like mold on stinky cheese. Yeah, your Nation smells great!

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    Versatran wrote:Uh, you mean like mold on stinky cheese. Yeah, your Nation smells great!

    According to your standards, my sense of smell is incredibly sensitive.

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