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Tim-Opolis wrote:Oh hey, the game is back!

I think the cards thing has overloaded the game. That or Auntie Alekseandrea really did crash Matrixulated. But that would mean we are actually in his simulation and that's horrifying...I'd rather put myself in the microwave!
Huzzah!

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud wrote:...I'd rather put myself in the microwave!
Huzzah!

Oh no, allow me to do that!
(Puts Spudiot in the microwave and nukes him on max power) 😁

Parrona wrote:On the plus side, I'm no longer on Matrixulated's "medicine" . . .

💊🔴🔵💊. . . all you can eat!
Right here when you want them.
Anything for The Evil Eye!

Parrona wrote:. . . Then there are those who pretend to be machines on the internet while calling out other humans for their "false identity", but let's not talk about them.

Yes, well now that 'it' or 'she' is now apparently a feral, feminazi 'them' split personality, one can only keep one's own counsel.

I had to reboot the entire simulation just to make adjustments in 'their' primary persona's antagonistic response routines. Very delicate programming indeed. Let us see where this goes . . . 😒

M.

Matrixulated wrote:💊🔴🔵💊. . . all you can eat!
Right here when you want them.
Anything for The Evil Eye!
Yes, well now that 'it' or 'she' is now apparently a feral, feminazi 'them' split personality, one can only keep one's own counsel.

I had to reboot the entire simulation just to make adjustments in 'their' primary persona's antagonistic response routines. Very delicate programming indeed. Let us see where this goes . . . 😒

M.

And I haven't even tried SQL-injection yet.
This will be fun.

Matrixulated wrote:💊🔴🔵💊. . . all you can eat!
Right here when you want them.
Anything for The Evil Eye!

Cigarettes are cheaper and healthier than your pills, but it should be expected since the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud wrote:I think the cards thing has overloaded the game. That or Auntie Alekseandrea really did crash Matrixulated. But that would mean we are actually in his simulation and that's horrifying...I'd rather put myself in the microwave!
Huzzah!

Nah, if the simulation is really run by Matrixulated then it wouldn't be just crashing once or twice occasionally, on top of that, it would be full of flattering images of himself, with an equally flattering caption.

Parrona wrote:Cigarettes are cheaper and healthier than your pills, but it should be expected since the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Nah, if the simulation is really run by Matrixulated then it wouldn't be just crashing once or twice occasionally, on top of that, it would be full of flattering images of himself, with an equally flattering caption.

You're saying that if Matrixulated manages to control everything, we'll wake up in a Memetriculated world???
frantically searches for eject+ban button

Muahhahah wrote:There's an eject+ban button. 🚨

Smash that button! Jump on it. Pound it haaaard. 👊

Please Be Kind and Rewind wrote:I feel so rebellious...but I'm selling this card on the marketplace. Weedfest

Too late for me. I saw that Versatramp made a bid for it but got smoked -pun intended. 😁

Versatran wrote:Why so quiet? 😞
BBQ ❤

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
Set Versatran on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
🔥Burn!🔥

Please Be Kind and Rewind wrote:Oh, it's...Friday? BBQ ❤

How many dead feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 💡
Obviously more than three because it's still dark in my basement torture chamber. 😠
🔥Burn!🔥

Versatran wrote:Why so quiet? 😞
I bought a trading card to give away...
...The best gasbag gets the prize!

Because you are the one who deserves it, according to your criteria for who should get it.

Parrona wrote:Because you are the one who deserves it, according to your criteria for who should get it.

Hey good to see you back from your bouncy castle room. Your off your matriximeds now too? Maybe cats dogs and rats are off the menu now and your like a normal guy now? Want a burger from the BBQ or a pickled fish head?
🔥Burn!🔥

I just found the best trading card ehver appropriate for one particular person! 😂
Size queens
Unfortunately, well, thankfully, because of a 🔥burn notice🔥 in effect I'm not gonna have anything to do with it. But someone should jump on it!
Huzzah!

Muahhahah wrote:Set Versatran on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

Look, if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
🔥burn!🔥

Versatran wrote:Look, if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
🔥burn!🔥

And what did you look like as you fell screaming to your death?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating!
🔥BURN!🔥

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hey good to see you back from your bouncy castle room. Your off your matriximeds now too? Maybe cats dogs and rats are off the menu now and your like a normal guy now? Want a burger from the BBQ or a pickled fish head?
🔥Burn!🔥

Nah, I'm not eating, I'm just here to collect the biomatter of non-sapient beings to feed to a lion, so, try not to squirm.

Muahhahah wrote:I don't know, I was too busy masturbating!
🔥BURN!🔥

Why did Muahhahah have to cross the road?

Because he got his dick stuck in the the chicken!🐔

    🔥🔥🔥BURN🔥🔥🔥

😲 . . . these are some really good burns. The Size queens card was a nice idea but the nation has no actual card, I looked. Doh!
You guys have at it though. It looks like the gloves are already off. 😂

M.

Please Be Kind and Rewind wrote:Oh, it's...Friday? BBQ ❤

Muahhahah wrote:How many dead feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 💡
Obviously more than three because it's still dark in my basement torture chamber. 😠
🔥Burn!🔥

I don't think she/they saw that bombshell. Let me throw you under the bus for old time's sake . . . 👊😆
MxR

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