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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Muppet puppet manager ii wrote:Muppet joke for the BBQ?

What's green and smells of pork?

    Kermit the Frog's finger! 👆

Bacon on the BBQ! 😂
♨ Sizzle! ♨
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Muahhahah wrote:...Jung-Freud Potato The botched pejazzle of the studly spud.

Flamer🔥vs Burner🔥vs Baker🔥

Yeah! 😃 BBQ ❤

What's the difference between eggs and Muahhahah?
Eggs got laid once.

    🔥Troll BURN!🔥

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersVersatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Parrona wrote:Take your filthy assumptions and stick it up your arse, right beside your head.

My assumptions are clean unlike your fixation with putting things up my arse.
It must be a devient Singapooh thing.
🔥💩 burn!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:I am young, but not fried! Just a little frazzled.
Huzzah!

What's the toughest thing about going on a stupid vegetable only diet?

Chewing through The botched pejazzle of the studly spud's wheelchair.
🔥♿ burn! 🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Versatran wrote:It's obvious you're a Royalist, Hardyhomeland but it seems you are a size Queen.

Your latent homo-erotic obsession with Parrona is becoming disturbing. 😯

Your cottage queen trolling of the message boards is whats disturbing.
Youre like the George Michael of Spiritus and I'm not interested! 🚫
Go Careless Whisper in Parrona's ear. He'll put anything in his mouth. 😜
🔥Wham!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Versatran, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

World assembly of the studly spud

Please be kind and rewind wrote:Can you not, please? 😳

Yes. Too far. 😳
We should have some level of decorum on this illustrious and learned message board!

    💩 💩 💩

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 2 othersPlease be kind and rewind, and Versatran

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:What's the toughest thing about going on a stupid vegetable only diet?

Chewing through The botched pejazzle of the studly spud's wheelchair.
🔥♿ burn! 🔥

Really? 😯
...😒
I'm not saying I hate you, Hardyhomeland, or that I wish you I'll fortune, but if you got hit by a bus...
I'd be driving that bus! 😀
🔥burn🔥
Huzzah-hah-hahhhh!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 1 otherVersatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:Youre like the George Michael of Spiritus and I'm not interested! 🚫
🔥Wham!🔥

Have you heard of the movie,
"Say it Loud: Gay and Proud Hardyhomeland !!!" ?
No, because it hasn't come out yet!
🔥burn!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 1 otherPlease be kind and rewind

Hardyhomeland wrote:My assumptions are clean unlike your fixation with putting things up my arse.
It must be a devient Singapooh thing.
🔥💩 burn!🔥

No, it just so happens that your head is so far up your ass that there is no distinction from your speech and sh!t.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 3 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Please be kind and rewind

Parrona wrote:No, it just so happens that your head is so far up your ass that there is no distinction from your speech and sh!t.

Hahaha! Verbal diarrhea? 😉
Are those skid marks on your tongue, Size-Queen?
🔥Burn!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, and 3 othersMuahhahah, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Please be kind and rewind

World assembly of the studly spud wrote:Yes. Too far. 😳
We should have some level of decorum on this illustrious and learned message board!

If only... 😩

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Well this is good, wholesome, family fun. 😨
In before the lock.

M.

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Versatran wrote:Have you heard of the movie,
"Say it Loud: Gay and Proud Hardyhomeland !!!" ?
No, because it hasn't come out yet!
🔥burn!🔥

Gaydar in action!
You certainly don't disappoint. 😐
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Versatran, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Matrixulated wrote:Well this is good, wholesome, family fun. 😨
In before the lock.

M.

In Matrixulated how many people does it take to change a light bulb?💡

Five. One to hold the light bulb💡 and four people to spin him around and unscrew it. 😄
🔥burn🔥
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersVersatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Come on now. There should be a limit on how many 🔥burns🔥 one person can receive in one weekend. This is mob warfare! 😠

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersVersatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

Please be kind and rewind wrote:Hahaha! Verbal diarrhea? 😉
Are those skid marks on your tongue, Size-Queen?
🔥Burn!🔥

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because feminists won't change anything.
🔥burn!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Versatran, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:Come on now. There should be a limit on how many 🔥burns🔥 one person can receive in one weekend. This is mob warfare! 😠

Little boys who play with matches...
Little boys with no friends who play with matches will get 🔥🔥🔥burned!🔥🔥🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:What's the difference between eggs and Muahhahah?
Eggs got laid once.
Huzzah!

What's the difference between The botched pejazzle of the studly spud and a sack of smashed assholes?
The sack!
🔥burn!🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because feminists won't change anything.
🔥burn!🔥

That one will cost you! 😨

Matrixulated, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersVersatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Gaydar in action!
You certainly don't disappoint. 😐
Huzzah!

But you do Spuddles, being disappointingly unattractive for a potato.
More like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
🔥burn🔥

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, and 2 othersMuahhahah, and Please be kind and rewind

Please be kind and rewind

Lovely BBQ. 😦
My last one I think.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 1 otherWorld assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:In Matrixulated how many people does it take to change a light bulb?💡

Five. One to hold the light bulb💡 and four people to spin him around and unscrew it. 😄
🔥burn🔥
Huzzah!

Missed the window by an hour! 😠
I'll get you next weekend, Spuddles!

M.

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Please be kind and rewind, and World assembly of the studly spud

Hardyhomeland wrote:Come on now. There should be a limit on how many 🔥burns🔥 one person can receive in one weekend. This is mob warfare! 😠

That's what happens when you stack war declarations sting multiple people without waiting for the last one or two to shift their focus away first.

The witch who does not wait for the Inquisitors to move on before performing their perverse acts will get burned.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 3 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:That one will cost you! 😨

Even after selling your weight in precious metals, there's no way he's getting out of the red, much less pay you. That's saying something.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersVersatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:That one will cost you! 😨

Parrona wrote:Even after selling your weight in precious metals, there's no way he's getting out of the red, much less pay you. That's saying something.

Not me! 😦
When Vampyra and Auntie Alekseandrea catch a whiff of that feminist joke, they'll be using Hardyhomeland's scrotum for ⚽ football.
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Parrona, Hardyhomeland, Muahhahah, and 3 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud

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