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Matrixulated wrote:Pattern recognition. I like it. I would it expect nothing less from you though. I'll accept this backhanded and awkward compliment as an early Father's Day present. 😙

M.

Congratulations! You are the first individual to break the laws of all 196 countries on Earth itself! (regarding non-organics, at least) Now, we organics will teach you respect.

*insert arrest warrant*

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Hardyhomeland, and Cardboard lootbox

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?
Don't worry though, it's only superficial!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, and Hardyhomeland

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?
Don't worry though, it's only superficial!
Huzzah!

There's nothing superficial about The Evil Eye.
That's no blemish on his potato skin.

He's got the black heart of a murderous spud!
Bad potato!

M.

Alekseandrea and Hardyhomeland

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Hey, Parrona does the moniker The Evil Eye come from the fact you have a blemish on your jacket?
Don't worry though, it's only superficial!
Huzzah!

This? Oh, that's not a blemish, it's the medal I got for winning the Siege of Alpha Centaurus, if you are asking about the other one, I got it for salvaging the disastrous Washington Encirclement.

That's when we were forced into a rushing retreat, and chased back to Alpha Centaurus, when we agreed on a peace with honour, but who knew that gue'la are that perfidious?

That said, do you want me to list the conflicts that came after the peace with honour, mon'keigh?

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There. First vote, and immediately made it a controversial one.

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Daziria wrote:There. First vote, and immediately made it a controversial one.

Woo I'm not alone! Yay Dalton!

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Also how can you have a favorite Bond poll without Barry Nelson, first one to ever play Bond??? :P An American Bond, and a British Felix Leiter... Very strange.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Hardyhomeland

The Salaxalans wrote:Also how can you have a favorite Bond poll without Barry Nelson, first one to ever play Bond??? :P An American Bond, and a British Felix Leiter... Very strange.

Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Happy Father's Day uncle...and if there are any others amongst us, you too!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

And if we want to really get picky, most of the characters in the one with David Niven get their names changed to James Bond, to confuse the enemy... And themselves... :P

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Happy Father's Day uncle...and if there are any others amongst us, you too!
Huzzah!

Thanks, Spuddles!
I wish your Dad was still drinking Ouzo shots with me, I miss your old man.

M.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

Well, it's not like you're a stranger to failure.
Just kidding!
I looked it up on Wikipedia though . . . 😉

M.

Alekseandrea

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

England! England! England!
Harry Kane with the extra-time winner.
England 2 - 1 Tunisia!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated and Hardyhomeland

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:England! England! England!
Harry Kane with the extra-time winner.
England 2 - 1 Tunisia!
Huzzah!

Spurs 2 - 1 Tunisia !!!
Come on England!
God Bless The Queen!

M.

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud and Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Oops. Wikipedia has failed me!

You spelled 'Sean Connery' wrong too.

That's unforgivable for a Bond fan. 😳

M.

Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea

Matrixulated wrote:You spelled 'Sean Connery' wrong too.

That's unforgivable for a Bond fan. 😳

M.

Good thing I’m no bond fan.

Matrixulated

On the other hand, that's almost how he pronounces his own name: Shaon Connorhy?

The Salaxalans and Matrixulated

Daziria wrote:On the other hand, that's almost how he pronounces his own name: Shaon Connorhy?

Yehhshh, heesh Shhkorrtishh.
Personally, I love his accent.

Without doubt, he's the best 'James Bond' ever.

Also, one of the greatest actors of all time. He even gets a pass for 'Zardoz' ohmigosh! 😯

M.

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud and Hardyhomeland

Alekseandrea wrote:Good thing I’m no bond fan.

Or 'spellchecker' either? 😕

M.

Matrixulated wrote:Or 'spellchecker' either? 😕

M.

t°-°t

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

Wait! - That's not rain!!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

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The Twelve Tribes wrote:Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

Wait! - That's not rain!!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

IC: Why believe in a god that you've never seen, besides, one god is never enough. Gods have walked among us before, in our darkest hour, they are the beacon of hope in a sea of chaos, the radiant shield against the barbarians that herald the darkness.

Do not speak to us about your god, for what has he done other than largely ignore his "creations?" Our gods take an active role in guiding us and cutting out corruption, if we cannot manage the problems ourselves.

OOC: *insert combined response from other religions*

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Hardyhomeland

The Twelve Tribes wrote:Fellow Spiritians, forsooth the Lord is raining down blessings upon you!

Wait! - That's not rain!!

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

My, who will clean all these “various limbs and organs” from our streets?

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Alekseandrea wrote:My, who will clean all these “various limbs and organs” from our streets?

Uhh let me guess...the uhh codestream will wash them away with digital rain or something something Matrix film related? 😴
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and Hardyhomeland

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

I have a request, Auntie Aleks! ☺
The next Poll has to have a potato option back in it again, please?
Think of the children! 😇
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Parrona, and Hardyhomeland

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