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Matrixulated wrote:P.S.

Why am I not surprised that Parrona chose the option to 'kick' the dog? 😐

I guess if [nation]HasNoSoul_&_IsDeadToMe[/nation] had offered additional choices in her poll such as,

    ○ Nuke
    ○ Microwave
    ○ Baryonic Torpedo Extinction Event

. . . The Evil Eye could have gotten a little more creative.

I'm telling you guys . . . that boy needs therapy! 😯

M.

I chose to kick (read: bomb) the dog(s) as a preemptive measure, can't have those war hounds chewing on the brittle bones of my soldiers.

Urran wrote:I like trains

Ha. Ha. Ha.
Yes, you do.

Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

(He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

(He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)

F.Y.I. - A reference to the meeting between the German Chancellor and President Putin, at which Putin's dog took an unnatural interest in Merkel despite her obvious aversion to dogs...

...and Putin had a wry smile throughout!

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Newspaper;...

...rolled up, and smacked across the snout🐶

"BAD DOG!!!"

(He was dry humping Mrs Merkel's leg again!)

The terror she must have went through!

Parrona wrote:The terror she must have went through!

"The Russians are coming!" 😛

Look, we're this close to the World Cup. At this point, I'm kicking anything that won't break my foot in response.

Great British Federation wrote:F.Y.I. - A reference to the meeting between the German Chancellor and President Putin, at which Putin's dog took an unnatural interest in Merkel despite her obvious aversion to dogs...

...and Putin had a wry smile throughout!

Meanwhile, with brittle bones, a weak physical structure, power armour with the armour bit being paper thin and the advantage of speed and agility being negated by the dog's smaller mass, not to mention the fact that their barks tend to temporarily disorientate any Parronan soldiers within 10 meters, you shouldn't be surprised why we tend to prioritise murdering the dogs first.

However, Parronia rules the void, so we don't tend to see the dogs on the ground often, in boarding actions, our standard protocol is to sit in a long corridor with a Bulkhead AP-RF, which is essentially, a machine-gun for tight spaces. Facing hounds that can break your bone by biting it is easier when you can massacre the hounds 10-20 metres away from you.

When the dogs are on the ground and Parronia's forces are not in some fortress though, only the Vir Draken can save whoever is out there. Truth be told, I'm pretty sure this had something to do with the sudden nerf of the UNE with a renewed, three way cold war.

Parrona wrote:Meanwhile . . . three way cold war.

He's as nutty as squirrel sht, I tell ya!
Snakkratism should be outlawed!

M.

Matrixulated wrote:So I just went to do the new poll and noticed the 'World Census Report' has posted rankings for,
' The Fattest Citizens in Spiritus '

Matrixulated being of lean, mean Codestream is ranked at #277 out of 282 Nations.

Cool. 😎

But where are the lard-buckets infesting the floating iceberg of Itrosomia ???

They're not even in the Top 10? 😲

Russian hackers again! 😠

M.

I've got all my citizens on a low carp diet.
It does wonders for the hips.

Itrosomia wrote:I've got all my citizens on a low carp diet.
It does wonders for the hips.

And the hips don't lie! Snakkira! Snakkira!

Matrixulated wrote:He's as nutty as squirrel sht, I tell ya!
Snakkratism should be outlawed!

M.

Nut? Did someone say the name of that completely indigestible human food?

I know we look like birds, but we can't digest nuts, you humans with your stereotypes...*le sigh*

Also, I'm pretty sure that by now the myth that we eat nuts should have been disproven, that most humans should know that we are capable of filter feeding, and that we can only consume plants from our homeworld of Pegon.

I love to say that Humans augmented/genetically modified themselves to make themselves stronger, faster and smarter but it seems like they actually regressed. They are literally trying to make themselves into literal potatoes.

Parrona wrote:...I love to say that Humans augmented/genetically modified themselves to make themselves stronger, faster and smarter...it seems like...They are literally trying to make themselves into literal potatoes.

Ahhh...potatoey goodness!

All hail The Studly Spud, Spudlyism, The Great Potato In The Ground, and The Sacred Potato of Spiritus!
Huzzah!

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud wrote:Ahhh...potatoey goodness!

All hail The Studly Spud, Spudlyism, The Great Potato In The Ground, and The Sacred Potato of Spiritus!
Huzzah!

Well, full marks for originality I guess, those humans however, deserve nothing.

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll.

House...looks too shoddy for Parrona, state sponsored renovation!

The Salaxalans wrote:Hmm... I think my answer to the poll is Doctor! :P

Doctor who?

🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?
Food?🍗🥩🍖
Friend?
Companion?
Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡
Castle?🏰
Dungeons?🕸
Dragons?🐉
Toys?
Comfort?
🐶

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?
Food?🍗🥩🍖
Friend?
Companion?
Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡
Castle?🏰
Dungeons?🕸
Dragons?🐉
Toys?
Comfort?
🐶

Dog: hated bane of the glass cannon that is a standard template Parronan Planetary Defence Force.

House: usually pretty, with material comforts usually available within the same building, for the imperial family though, it is a vast planetary wide complex, with several large "gardens" constituting about half of the planet.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:🤔Hmmm...

🐶Dog...

Biscuit?
Food?🍗🥩🍖
Friend?
Companion?
Comfort?

🐶House🏠

Home?🏡
Castle?🏰
Dungeons?🕸
Dragons?🐉
Toys?
Comfort?
🐶

I'm most certainly not conducting an unexisting test to not determine the not-absent personality of the not-average Spiritian that does not answer the polls that aren't mine.

I haven't done nothing.

Alekseandrea wrote:...I haven't done nothing.

You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!

The plot thickens!!

*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:You do realise that your statement (as a whole) is host to a lot of "double negatives"? - Which means your statement translates as the polar opposite; ie. you HAVE done something!

The plot thickens!!

*duh Duh DUHHH!!!*

This reminds that old woman who frequently goes to visit "family", then someone always gets "conveniently" murdered so she can write about it?
Everyone knows she's the serial killer and frames someone for every murder.

Alekseandrea wrote:This reminds that old woman who frequently goes to visit "family", then someone always gets "conveniently" murdered so she can write about it?
Everyone knows she's the serial killer and frames someone for every murder.

"Murder, She Wrote" - Jessica Fletcher a.k.a. Angela Lansbury; serial killer extraordinaire...

- I also suspect Sherlock Holmes, Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, and Detective Chief Inspector John Barnaby! - All those horrific murders, all coincidentally happening wherever they may be...🤔

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