Didn't anyone notice this?!
Wasn't anyone checking on him?!
4 days ago: The Grumpy Grandpa†ceased to exist in†Spiritus.
- I did the only thing I could, and dined on his rotting corpse with some fava beans and a glass of Chianti🍷🍾, raised his dog; "Butch", once again to join the ranks of the zombie hounds, and set the hound to dig random holes in the old lawn...
*Old veterans (and former enemies) salute the passing of their old adversary*
Peace. What is peace? Some say peace is pacifism among nations, others say that itís garbage.
You know what I say? I say peace is harmony, harmony that has to be achieved by all means necessary. That can be negotiating, talking but sometimes militaristic measures also have to be taken. The IAGP is an organisation striving for peace. They also provide shelter for those in danger and rebuild an infrastructure inside of the nation. Thatís why our slogan is give them the rod, not the fish. We will not only keep peace but we will rebuild a nation and give the people jobs, so they donít have to flee from their country. Thatís peace.
Give them the rod, not the fish!
With your help, we can make this happen, and what we need are nations, that are willing enough, to get between nations that want war, to stop them from fighting against each other, and to be able to help the innocent people. We need you! We donít want war, and we are definitely not a militaristic organisation. The only enemies we shall fight are terrorists, pirates, and any person/group/organisation that attempts to violate peace and society, and we shall only declare war, only if we absolutely need to. We are here for peace and stopping unnecessary wars, rebuilding nations and giving jobs to the people who need it. Weíll ally with any organisation and/or nation thatís willing to do whatís right for the people. The organisation also allows the members to have their secret services and homeland security agencies investigate their criminals and arrest the criminals of their country on their soil, as long as they abide the laws and the country doesnít prohibit them from doing so.
To become a member, what you have to do is submit an application. One explaining why you want to join the organisation, what you can offer to the organisation and so on. Basically like a normal application for a job, because that's what it is, a job for the greater good.
Lets say another government wants to take over your nation. If you are a friend, a member or someone with faith to our organisation, you contact me, or one of my co-workers. We will find out what we can do. First we will talk to the person, see the persons side of the story, next we will negociate with them, if that doesn't end it, we will look for dirt on the person and release it to get the person banned, if the person is clean, we will talk on the RMB chat to explain to as many people as possible what's happening, that's why it's so important to have people in as many regions as possible, then when that doesn't work, we will have to separate them by putting our military between them to stop the conflict and with that we hope to resolve as many problems as possible.
The IAGP also recommends you to join the Discord Server to connect more with members economically and diplomatically: Link
No insulting between the members. It's okay to have different opinions and debate about them (we are not like the butthurt Hotel lala that expects everybody to be one entity with no opinions whatsoever) and debate about them.
No war. Being in the IAGP requires you to not be part of the problem, by declaring war and opressing. If you have any conflicts, talk to me Vivami i am here to listen to your concerns, no matter how small they are.
No exploitation. Do not use the term IAGP to make you seem more powerful or threaten somebody that the IAGP will ave your back without knowing for certain that we are, otherwise we are going to get in conflicts that we weren't ready for.
Picture of the IAGP HQ (Twisted Tower), in Soulpond.
The organisations that are supporting the IAGP are:
The current Members of the IAGP:
NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER
The Navian Islands
East Radona Standa
The Isles of Heather
UNITED FEDERATION OF GALAXY-UFG
America Canada Mexico
Bohemia Slovakia and Moravia
East India Trading Co
Erya and Tesycea
Francis Joseph I
The Bohemian Crown Lands
The Constantinian Empire
The Dutch East India Co
The Priory of Scion
United and Unified Korea
Head of Negotiations
Head of the IAGP Army
NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER
Head of Diplomacy
Head of Communications
Staff Sector - Communications
I regret nothing!
I'm making a note here:
I don't care!
It's hard to overstate
He does what he must
because he can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you killed every snake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a device.
for the people who are
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and insulted me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
metaphorical fire tends to do that!
makes a beautiful time.
And we're out of beta.
So no more thought crime!
So I'm glad I got spurned!
Think of all the things I've learned!
for the people who are
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay loyal...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this potato is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's loyal stuff to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
And believe me I am
I'm doing loyal stuff and I'm
I feel fantastic and I'm
While you're dying I'll be
And when you're dead I will be
The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus would like to note the passing, and return to the fold, of a further 2 of the Lord's puppets...
It is a mere coincidence that both nations held the policy of "Compulsory Vegetarianism" (Honest!). However, never let it be said that I don't eat vegetarian from time to time...
R.I.P Grumpy Grandpa.
A truly miserable and fearsome old codger with a heart of, well, if he had a heart I'm sure it was in a good place before it froze and turned black from war, communism, more war, facists, war, Grumpy Grandma, Cabbageworms, war, and constant rapscallions on his beloved lawn.
But he will be dearly missed.
Hip Hip Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
I know you are all very excited to see what Forest has in store to celebrate the day which defines our regions heart and soul.
Well I am glad you asked. This year we are going to celebrate earth day with a special challenge to Forest, and our embassy allies. The challenge is simple.
Below is a list of activities that I and the community of Forest came up with that help our earth remain sustainable and beautiful as well as instilling a sense of connection to our planet. You will attempt to complete tasks on the list and submit pictures of the deed when possible. Completing each task will net you a certain amount of points. Completing all the tasks somehow will award major bonus points. Then, depending on how many participants we have there will be winners in Three different categories. Top Score - Individual, Top Score - Region, and Most Creative Submissions. We will also compile the photos in a later dispatch to show off how hard you all worked to keep our planet happy. And don't worry, while I will be on the hunt myself to show my support for the environment I won't be awarding any points to myself.
1. Plant a Tree or Tend to your Garden
2. Start or Maintain compost pile
3. Bike or Walk to Work
4. Start or Maintain Recycling in your home
5. Clean trash up in affected areas (Forest, Beach, Parks Etc.)
6. Invite someone not involved in Forest to do one of these tasks with you or by themselves.
7. Go vegetarian or vegan for one day.
8. Skip or Shorten your avg. daily shower time.
9. Taking pictures of nature on your hike, bike, walk etc.
10. Unplug devices which draw energy even when not in use. (Chargers, TV's, Game Consoles etc)
11. Use your own reusable straw, cup, or top when going to restaurants.
12. Line Dry Laundry
13. Use reusable canvas bags for grocery runs or other shopping.
How do I participate?
To participate, please go here and setup an account on our forum. Then post in the participant thread that you would like to be included. I will then create a thread specifically for you to post your activities in along with the pictures. Signups will end at 12am PST Saturday April 21st and you have a chance to rack up points
Competition not your thing?
You don't need a competition to help the earth, and you've already been doing all these things. Well go ahead and tell us all about it on our RMB! I will be keeping an eye out for posts relating to the environment and adding them to the dispatch at the end of the competition.
Happy Hunting and Happy Earth Day!
UPDATE: We have a winner!
Love and Nature posted the most tasks of their list during the competition period. Congrats to them! And just in case they wanted to flaunt it to the world, I made them a cute little signature image to show the world:
Enough is enough! I shall destroy this region and keep it as a trophy for General Hello Mah Boiz!