Spiritus Board
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Salaxalans watches over us. Always.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Free? Yes, after Earth dies.
Omigosh!
Puppies and kittens are dying all over Spiritus as Alekseandrea drinks the Kool Aid!
Nooooooooooooo! 😭😭😭
Huzzah-boo-hoo-hooo!
hello my bruddahs!!!!!![nation][/nation]
Didn't anyone notice this?!
Wasn't anyone checking on him?!
Regional SnActivity:-
4 days ago: The Grumpy Grandpa ceased to exist in Spiritus.
- I did the only thing I could, and dined on his rotting corpse with some fava beans and a glass of Chianti🍷🍾, raised his dog; "Butch", once again to join the ranks of the zombie hounds, and set the hound to dig random holes in the old lawn...
*Drapes the flag over the defiled remains of his corpse*
Truth
*Old veterans (and former enemies) salute the passing of their old adversary*
Was it the Nyquil or did he eat the shotgun?
Spiritus mourns . . . 😳
Le Grandpa est mort. Vive Le Grandpa!
M.
If he dies, I can always bring him back...
...but would I want to???
*Takes his remains for "processing"*
Peace. What is peace? Some say peace is pacifism among nations, others say that it’s garbage.
You know what I say? I say peace is harmony, harmony that has to be achieved by all means necessary. That can be negotiating, talking but sometimes militaristic measures also have to be taken. The IAGP is an organisation striving for peace. They also provide shelter for those in danger and rebuild an infrastructure inside of the nation. That’s why our slogan is give them the rod, not the fish. We will not only keep peace but we will rebuild a nation and give the people jobs, so they don’t have to flee from their country. That’s peace.

What we need is nation’s that are willing to get between nations that want war, stop them from fighting and helping the innocents.
We need you!
We don’t want war and we are not
a militaristic organisation. The only enemies we fight are terrorists and pirates. And that only if we absolutely need to. We are here for peace and stopping unnecessary wars, rebuilding nations and giving jobs to the people who need it.
We’ll ally with any organisation and/or nation that’s willing to do what’s right for the people.
The organisation also allows the members to have their secret services and homeland security agencies investigate their criminals and arrest the criminals of their country on their soil, as long as they abide the laws and the country doesn’t prohibit them from doing so.
To become a member, what you have to do is submit an application. One explaining why you want to join the organisation, what you can offer to the organisation and so on. Basically like a normal application for a job, because that's what it is, a job for the greater good.
Lets say another government wants to take over your nation. If you are a friend, a member or someone with faith to our organisation, you contact me, or one of my co-workers. We will find out what we can do. First we will talk to the person, see the persons side of the story, next we will negociate with them, if that doesn't end it, we will look for dirt on the person and release it to get the person banned, if the person is clean, we will talk on the RMB chat to explain to as many people as possible what's happening, that's why it's so important to have people in as many regions as possible, then when that doesn't work, we will have to separate them by putting our military between them to stop the conflict and with that we hope to resolve as many problems as possible.
We also have a Discord: the Discord
No insulting between the members. It's okay to have different opinions and debate about them (we are not like the butthurt Hotel lala that expects everybody to be one entity with no opinions whatsoever) and debate about them.
No war. Being in the IAGP requires you to not be part of the problem, by declaring war and opressing. If you have any conflicts, talk to me Vivami i am here to listen to your concerns, no matter how small they are.
No exploitation. Do not use the term IAGP to make you seem more powerful or threaten somebody that the IAGP will ave your back without knowing for certain that we are, otherwise we are going to get in conflicts that we weren't ready for.
The headquarters will be in Soulpond

The organisations that are supporting us:
VSA
VISS
EDAS
IA
The current Members of the IAGP:
Vivami
Mzeusia
NOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER
Gospel Power
Diche Choklate
Bax-Landia
Ka Ching
Govornia
The Navian Islands
East Radona Standa
Isliocree
The democratic republic kampucheaThe Isles of Heather
Naenaein stan
Heropea
Windchia
The Beiyang Republic of China
South Caleblan
Indonesia under PPRI control
New Holten
Silnaziemia
UNITED FEDERATION OF GALAXY-UFG
Constantinolia
Nova Montron
Daunlaund
ISAANATION
Havadar
Abstergo
America Canada Mexico
Antesity
Bohemia-Austria
Bohemia Slovakia and Moravia
East India Trading Co
Erya and Tesycea
Francis Joseph I
Guitar Qatar
Hohenzollern-Habsburg
House Habsburg
Konstantinopolis
Perpetual Eternity
Sylvantha
The Bohemian Crown Lands
The Constantinian Empire
The Dutch East India Co
The Priory of Scion
United and Unified Korea
Punk Rock

Vice-Director
[nation][/nation]
Head Secretary/AdministratorSilnaziemia
Head Supervisor
Head of NegotiationsNaenaein stan
Head of the IAGP ArmyNOATION OF THE ETERNAL LEADER
Head of DiplomacyBax-Landia
Head of CommunicationsGospel Power
Staff sector NegotiationsUNITED FEDERATION OF GALAXY-UFG
The Navian Islands
Staff sector MilitaryConstantinolia
Havadar
Staff sector DiplomacyThe Isles of Heather
Daunlaund
Staff sector CommunicationsISAANATION
I regret nothing!
I'm making a note here:
I don't care!
It's hard to overstate
my apathy.
Salaxalans:
He does what he must
because he can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you killed every snake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a device.
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and insulted me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
metaphorical fire tends to do that!
Now, brainwashing
makes a beautiful time.
And we're out of beta.
So no more thought crime!
So I'm glad I got spurned!
Think of all the things I've learned!
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay loyal...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Itrosomia?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this potato is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's loyal stuff to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing loyal stuff and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.
Peace is the aftermath of the war in which Snakkra turns your planets into balls of radiated rock.
Meh, a nation is never dead or alive, and each successive King is considered a mortal vessel of the first, soooooooooo, I don't care.
The UղOгtҺodox CҺuгcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus would like to note the passing, and return to the fold, of a further 2 of the Lord's puppets...
Regional SnActivity:-
6 hours ago: Bruddhistan ceased to exist in Spiritus.
6 hours ago: Marli ceased to exist in Spiritus.
It is a mere coincidence that both nations held the policy of "Compulsory Vegetarianism" (Honest!). However, never let it be said that I don't eat vegetarian from time to time...
*Licks lips*😋
Is it me, or did NationStates change the placement of the spam-advertising windows to pop-up above the issues windows now instead of below them?
Huzzannoying! 😠
R.I.P Grumpy Grandpa.
A truly miserable and fearsome old codger with a heart of, well, if he had a heart I'm sure it was in a good place before it froze and turned black from war, communism, more war, facists, war, Grumpy Grandma, Cabbageworms, war, and constant rapscallions on his beloved lawn.
And incontinence.
But he will be dearly missed.
Hip Hip Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
😔
Huzzah!
I refuse to accept this. You are potato!
I know you are all very excited to see what Forest has in store to celebrate the day which defines our regions heart and soul.
Well I am glad you asked. This year we are going to celebrate earth day with a special challenge to Forest, and our embassy allies. The challenge is simple.
Below is a list of activities that I and the community of Forest came up with that help our earth remain sustainable and beautiful as well as instilling a sense of connection to our planet. You will attempt to complete tasks on the list and submit pictures of the deed when possible. Completing each task will net you a certain amount of points. Completing all the tasks somehow will award major bonus points. Then, depending on how many participants we have there will be winners in Three different categories. Top Score - Individual, Top Score - Region, and Most Creative Submissions. We will also compile the photos in a later dispatch to show off how hard you all worked to keep our planet happy. And don't worry, while I will be on the hunt myself to show my support for the environment I won't be awarding any points to myself.
Scavenger List:
1. Plant a Tree or Tend to your Garden
2. Start or Maintain compost pile
3. Bike or Walk to Work
4. Start or Maintain Recycling in your home
5. Clean trash up in affected areas (Forest, Beach, Parks Etc.)
6. Invite someone not involved in Forest to do one of these tasks with you or by themselves.
7. Go vegetarian or vegan for one day.
8. Skip or Shorten your avg. daily shower time.
9. Taking pictures of nature on your hike, bike, walk etc.
10. Unplug devices which draw energy even when not in use. (Chargers, TV's, Game Consoles etc)
11. Use your own reusable straw, cup, or top when going to restaurants.
12. Line Dry Laundry
13. Use reusable canvas bags for grocery runs or other shopping.
How do I participate?
To participate, please go here and setup an account on our forum. Then post in the participant thread that you would like to be included. I will then create a thread specifically for you to post your activities in along with the pictures. Signups will end at 12am PST Saturday April 21st and you have a chance to rack up points
Competition not your thing?
You don't need a competition to help the earth, and you've already been doing all these things. Well go ahead and tell us all about it on our RMB! I will be keeping an eye out for posts relating to the environment and adding them to the dispatch at the end of the competition.
Happy Hunting and Happy Earth Day!
Enough is enough! I shall destroy this region and keep it as a trophy for General Hello Mah Boiz!
New poll!
New vote!
(I'm winning!)
Et tu, Daziria?