Or lard and guano, if you and your ilk are squatting on and infesting, a floating iceberg, for instance.
Uhhh . . . this is just a random example, off the top of my head.
It's not a dig at any transient, tusked, fat-bodied folk around here.
Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?
Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)
Don't you dare give the Ecclesiarch ideas, you don't want to be in his good books! How are you suppose to assist that inquisitor in keeping his operations secret with that lousy excuse of an adult scrutinising your every movement?
Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...
So you might want to either stay clear of get a higher title, Admiral.
That's why I'm an inquisitor, I'm technically higher (in rank) than him and thus is completely immune to his...antics.
(Also made a joke in KoD that is both a jab at myself and Culveria, because why not?)
Edit I: apparently my joke in KoD went so far above the inhabitant's heads that you could touch it in low orbit.
Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?
Let me see...oh, why can't I...oooooohhhh...ooohh, I see, this is perhaps one of the best polls anyone came up with, I, am, perplexed, to say the least, anyways, everyone, ga...gaze upon the poll in which no one but the 1% can vote in.
(hopefully the WA isn't doing things now...)
(ah, f***, the Draconos-damned WA has to choose the best timing to push a repeal, which is right after the resolution being repealed has passed. )
Oh, I'm not a WA member. Mkay. But as my national motto says: "Say NO to the WA!". Say no to Alekseandra's discrimination against those who do not wish to join such a morally corrupt and wasteful organisation. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Kids shouldn't have listened to rap music, this wouldn't happen if they didn't.
EDIT: If I may suggest anyone reading this for whatever reason, come up with more than a single recruitment telegram to bombard people with it, because repeating the same thing can be very disappointing.
So I posted a reply in KoD, and the moment it got buried in 2 posts they forgotten about it, it's either that or the post is not provoking enough, anyways, this proves my hypothesis that Culveria has surrounded himself with literal goldfishes...or bootlickers, I'm not sure, whichever is true, it means that this is the primary reason why he cannot handle criticism, even those that are meant to be constructive and phrased as such (to be fair, 90% of the criticism from me could be interpreted as pure insults, but this is no reason for him to lump the 10% together with the rest), this is why we need to help him, despite the risk of him trying to mount our heads, and get him out of the echo chamber that he calls Kesmor.
The mini-rant is over, return to your stations.
One of my recent notifications:-
"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."
Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!
Just running the Simulnation and watching the world squirm.
Thanks for 'peripatetic' though!
I had to grab my Thesaurus for that gem. I loved the reference to Aristotelianism and that occupied my lunch break.
Heartfelt thanks, my friend, truly!