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Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:They just pay in blood, completely different.

Or lard and guano, if you and your ilk are squatting on and infesting, a floating iceberg, for instance.
Uhhh . . . this is just a random example, off the top of my head.

It's not a dig at any transient, tusked, fat-bodied folk around here.
Honest! 😇

M.

Alekseandrea and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:* gasp! * 👀

This is just pure, unadulterated Slaanesh and vacuous vacillations from a menial courtesan to, (fading from power) House Parron.

Henceforth, I shall refer to Parrona as "The Eye of Terror!" as a mark of deserved respect!

M.

Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?

Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The republic of parrona

Parrona wrote:Eye of terror? Come on, Matrixulated, you do know that flattery alone will not get you the title of Fabricator-General, yes?

Now, go back to Mars, lest the Ecclesiarch wrongly assigns you on a suicide mission to reclaim a necron tomb world. (that will be coincidentally marked for Exterminatus, mind you.)

Don't you dare give the Ecclesiarch ideas, you don't want to be in his good books! How are you suppose to assist that inquisitor in keeping his operations secret with that lousy excuse of an adult scrutinising your every movement?

Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

So you might want to either stay clear of get a higher title, Admiral.

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The republic of parrona wrote:Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

What a gentleman, ain't he?

Matrixulated

The republic of parrona

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:What a gentleman, ain't he?

That's why I'm an inquisitor, I'm technically higher (in rank) than him and thus is completely immune to his...antics.

(Also made a joke in KoD that is both a jab at myself and Culveria, because why not?)

Edit I: apparently my joke in KoD went so far above the inhabitant's heads that you could touch it in low orbit.

Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The republic of parrona wrote:. . . Jeeeeeeeezus, are they always this daft or are they making special effort today, for me?

Effort requires forethought and mental process, so I'd say a definite NO!

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The republic of parrona wrote:Oh, that and the fact that some say that the Ecclesiarch occasionally drugs and sodomises his guests (the ones he fancies), who are then threatened with excommunication so they would keep silent...

Sounds so Hollywood. Or Catholic Church. And definitely despicable!

Northern Sunrise Islands wrote:What a gentleman, ain't he?

The Ecclesiarch's real identity is Bill Cosby!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:Effort requires forethought and mental process, so I'd say a definite NO!

M.

*laughs condescendingly*

G...ga...gaze upon this...

Kesmor of Draconos
They are really daft!

Matrixulated and Alekseandrea

New poll!

Yes, it is normal.
Nothing is broken.
Don't worry about it.

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:New poll!

Yes, it is normal.
Nothing is broken.
Don't worry about it.

Let me see...oh, why can't I...oooooohhhh...ooohh, I see, this is perhaps one of the best polls anyone came up with, I, am, perplexed, to say the least, anyways, everyone, ga...gaze upon the poll in which no one but the 1% can vote in.

https://youtu.be/eJiUfnIzbVM

(hopefully the WA isn't doing things now...)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The republic of parrona

(ah, f***, the Draconos-damned WA has to choose the best timing to push a repeal, which is right after the resolution being repealed has passed. )

Matrixulated

Oh, I'm not a WA member. Mkay. But as my national motto says: "Say NO to the WA!". Say no to Alekseandra's discrimination against those who do not wish to join such a morally corrupt and wasteful organisation. WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 2 othersParrona, and The republic of parrona

So I voted.

What's "The Eye of Terror!" blinking on about?

He just needs some Visene.

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona

Matrixulated wrote:So I voted.

What's "The Eye of Terror!" blinking on about?

He just needs some Visene.

M.

I just need more souls...preferably Aeldari.

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:The Ecclesiarch's real identity is Bill Cosby!
Huzzah!

Kids shouldn't have listened to rap music, this wouldn't happen if they didn't.

EDIT: If I may suggest anyone reading this for whatever reason, come up with more than a single recruitment telegram to bombard people with it, because repeating the same thing can be very disappointing.

Matrixulated

Post self-deleted by Hleinhinienievni.

So I posted a reply in KoD, and the moment it got buried in 2 posts they forgotten about it, it's either that or the post is not provoking enough, anyways, this proves my hypothesis that Culveria has surrounded himself with literal goldfishes...or bootlickers, I'm not sure, whichever is true, it means that this is the primary reason why he cannot handle criticism, even those that are meant to be constructive and phrased as such (to be fair, 90% of the criticism from me could be interpreted as pure insults, but this is no reason for him to lump the 10% together with the rest), this is why we need to help him, despite the risk of him trying to mount our heads, and get him out of the echo chamber that he calls Kesmor.

The mini-rant is over, return to your stations.

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

One of my recent notifications:-

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."

Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!

Animal Farmerica wrote:One of my recent notifications:-

"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens."

Another moment mirroring reality! YAY!!

Hi, ho, you fat bastard
You ate all the pies
You've never seen a salad
You ate all the pies
You fat bastard

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, and 2 othersThe botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona

Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

First And Only Archive wrote:Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

Oh, you know, having fun with the mandatory gloating and sniggering.

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud and Parrona

Alekseandrea wrote:Oh, you know, having fun with the mandatory gloating and sniggering.

And for a fake-human, you do it oh so well, dear.
:D
M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona

First And Only Archive wrote:Greetings all.

First And Only Archive is a peripatetic puppet of Candlewhisper Archive, wandering the NS world to say hi to new people and to interact with the many and varied regions of this world.

How y'all doing?

Just running the Simulnation and watching the world squirm.

Thanks for 'peripatetic' though!

I had to grab my Thesaurus for that gem. I loved the reference to Aristotelianism and that occupied my lunch break.
Heartfelt thanks, my friend, truly!

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Parrona

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Matrixulated wrote:And for a fake-human, you do it oh so well, dear.
:D
M.

She's not fake, she's a ®📧🅰🕒 girl you Muppet!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated and Alekseandrea

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:She's not fake, she's a ®📧🅰🕒 girl you Muppet!
Huzzah!

I am?

Matrixulated and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

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