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@ubermenschen: Thank you for being the first to welcome me. Yes, I'm a Trekkie and a fan of Captain Picard. I'm also a fan of Jean-Claude Van Damme. So I've combined both their names for my leader's name. Nice to meet you. :)
@Aaraksburg: Thank you for welcoming me and nice to meet you too. :)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, and The parron republic
Welcome to Spiritus!
- Have a potato, pull up a pew, and please join in our very "popular" polls! - You'll soon become one of us!... One of Us!!... ONE OF US!!!
**Groans**
Praise be to our Lord 
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 7 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Gaelic waffle, Parrona, The parron republic, and Auztraalia
Just decided to obliterate my entire WMD arsenal; defined as comprising Biological, Chemical, and Nuclear weaponry...
I'm sure the hordes; the robot/drone army; the cybernetically and genetically-enhanced cloned soldiers; the plasma and laser weaponry; the Direct Energy Weapons, and that Moon that seems to be forever under construction will be just fine...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 8 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, The parron republic, Auztraalia, Quaterna, and Ubermenschen
*gets hit with the Shadow Kingdom event*
To all those who are asking about the Shadow Kingdom, United Parronia had no knowledge on the existence of this Shadow Kingdom nor the fact that past Kings still lived. We assure the public and the other realms that the Stellarpyre torpedoes are not meant to be deployed on populated worlds, not will they ever be.
Stellarpyre torpedo = Cyclonic torpedo with more fire
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Quaterna
Shut up, I'm playing as the High Eldar today, stop that Imperial nonsense.
*gets 2 more supernatural events, tries harder to be secular*
One day, Magnus of House Carrion would be remembered as the martyr of Vulsargrad, even now, despite the ideological differences between Parronia and the Vulturian Union, their Chairman has congratulated us on having such a brave, selfless person, without lamenting about how such talents are wasted on tradition, maybe, Magnus will be the bridge between Vulsargrad and Parron...Earth, River's Crossing, Cradle and Snal-kra. Thus, we lower our banners in respect of Magnus Carrion, the Midnight Sun, Lead of House Carrion, Prince-elector of Parronia, Count of Nutfall and Martyr of Vulsargrad, we will continue mourning for 4 more human weeks before we take up arms against the Tyraryn Scourge. --Jason of House Palivo
OOC: Oh look, I actually put in effort, ha!
And there we go, officially switched nations. Replacing 
Kita-Hinode, if you lot don't mind.
**Releases the zombi hounds to chase the tumbleweed blowing through this RMB**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 6 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Parrona, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
🍃🍂🍁**Red Foxes frolic in the leaves**🍁🍂🍃
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 5 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
**Eurasian Brown Bear scratches back on your post**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eastazia, and 4 othersAnimal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
🍃🍂🍁**Manchurian Tiger watches from undergrowth**🍁🍂🍃
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, and 4 othersAnimal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
**A Blond Eagle soars overhead🦅**
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, and 4 othersEastazia, Greater Brazilistan, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
Words like violence break the silence.
Come crashing in, into my little world.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Parrona
OOC: Incidentally, while all you Yanks were celebrating Thanksgiving yesterday, I was celebrating my 35th birthday!...
🎉🎊🍬🍭🍫🎂🍰☕ 🥃🍹🍸🍷🍾🥂🍻🎁🛍🎈
🤔...Should I be worried that I still play games like NationStates online at my age? 😂😏
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, and 4 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, and Parrona
Probably.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, The Twelve Tribes, and 1 otherUbermenschen
Aw, come on JZJ, you do know that this is literally asking me to chip in.
*a frigate exits jumpspace in orbit*
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Tyraryn Scourge repelled, Vulturian Union announces victory and a possible non aggression pact with Parronia.
Snakkra repels Stahl Autonomous Defence Grid.
Eakiran Union announces successful defence against Unbidden.
Prunasia announces new super weapon.
Prunasia at Defcon 3.
Skirmishes occurring across space inbetween Culveria and Prunasia.
*An Itrosomior walrus dives into the sea*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and 3 othersParrona, The parron republic, and Aaraksburg
*The sea level rises significantly*
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Parrona, and 4 othersThe parron republic, The Twelve Tribes, Aaraksburg, and Ubermenschen
(meanwhile, on the frigate)
Um, the planet isn't heating up right?
No, zero anomalies were detected, running second scan...
...yep, zero anomalies. However, I just picked up something large in the water.
Must be that walrus.
What!?
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and The Twelve Tribes
roflmfao!
Somebody harpoon that thing before New Orleans becomes a paddling pool again!
Him and his hefty, lardy-ass ilk are an imminent and mortal threat to global coastlines and major population centers.
Something should be done . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, Parrona, The parron republic, and 2 othersThe Twelve Tribes, and Aaraksburg
Like what? You do realise that Parronans do not like eating fat, right? That coupled with the fact that we stopped colonising planets outside of Greater Parronia after our defeat in Dusailis and Lyar just for the sake of it will make it impossible for us to conquer, colonise and then process the walruses.
Alright everyone, there is one. option. left.
Declare war on earth, quickly establish a "military" base there, use Stellarpyre on a major population centre, and watch as earth uses thermonuclear torpedoes.
Any seconds? Or are you all scared of genocide?
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