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Okay everyone I just posted a dispatch about a coup in Lazarus; it explains why we are closing embassies. Read more here:

Statement on the Lazarus Coup


Earlier today, Funkadelia, the current delegate of Lazarus announced an unlawful state of emergency on the region. Soon after, he stripped the sitting Vice Delegate, as well as many members of the Lazarene Security Council, of their regional powers and ordered an un-endorsement campaign against them. Multiple individuals were also ejected for the purposes of wiping their endorsements. Subsequently, Funkadelia stated that only he and government officials Evil Wolf (Killer Kitty) and Scum (Lamb Stone), all members of invader group Lone Wolves United, should be endorsed. Furthermore, twenty citizens of Lazarus were indicted for Treason, High Treason, Fraud, and Conspiracy today, in a court case quickly accepted by Justice Evil Wolf. It is also worth noting that as of today, the off-site forum of Lazarus saw changes that resulted in Funkadelia, Evil Wolf, and Lamb Stone being the only Forum Administrators.

This comes off of a week during which the Funkadelia Administration was being consistently accused of voter importation and harboring an outside agenda in the region. With publicly presented evidence of vote importation, a subsequent smear campaign by invaders and imperialists was deployed to attempt to delegitimize the accusations. However, with every day, more and more raider-aligned individuals applied for citizenship in Lazarus as the pressure mounted. While the argument could be made that these are just people trying to "get involved", their post history clearly evidences that the majority of them have done nothing but vote as a bloc since arriving in the region.

The recent coup has been justified through out-of-context logs taken from a server set up by concerned Lazarene citizens to discuss what they could do about Funkadelia's continued erratic nature and clear lack of ethics. Taking choice segments of this and blowing them up into a huge conspiracy, Funkadelia used that as enough justification to both coup the region, just weeks before delegate elections. Spiritus is confident that should these be released in full-context, it would clearly demonstrate the deception of Funkadelia.

Given this gross violation of the law by Funkadelia, The Westron Realms of Spiritus will be immediately terminating relations with his Lazarus regime and sincerely hope to see the region restored to native hands and lawful rule.

Thank You,

Tim Stark, Steward of Spiritus


The Salaxalans, Regent of Spiritus

Read dispatch

Matrixulated, Pixelpark, Alekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Post by Inimitable nukes suppressed by The Salaxalans.

The Salaxalans wrote:Okay everyone I just posted a dispatch about a coup in Lazarus; it explains why we are closing embassies. Read more here:

Statement on the Lazarus Coup


Earlier today, Funkadelia, the current delegate of Lazarus announced an unlawful state of emergency on the region. Soon after, he stripped the sitting Vice Delegate, as well as many members of the Lazarene Security Council, of their regional powers and ordered an un-endorsement campaign against them. Multiple individuals were also ejected for the purposes of wiping their endorsements. Subsequently, Funkadelia stated that only he and government officials Evil Wolf (Killer Kitty) and Scum (Lamb Stone), all members of invader group Lone Wolves United, should be endorsed. Furthermore, twenty citizens of Lazarus were indicted for Treason, High Treason, Fraud, and Conspiracy today, in a court case quickly accepted by Justice Evil Wolf. It is also worth noting that as of today, the off-site forum of Lazarus saw changes that resulted in Funkadelia, Evil Wolf, and Lamb Stone being the only Forum Administrators.

This comes off of a week during which the Funkadelia Administration was being consistently accused of voter importation and harboring an outside agenda in the region. With publicly presented evidence of vote importation, a subsequent smear campaign by invaders and imperialists was deployed to attempt to delegitimize the accusations. However, with every day, more and more raider-aligned individuals applied for citizenship in Lazarus as the pressure mounted. While the argument could be made that these are just people trying to "get involved", their post history clearly evidences that the majority of them have done nothing but vote as a bloc since arriving in the region.

The recent coup has been justified through out-of-context logs taken from a server set up by concerned Lazarene citizens to discuss what they could do about Funkadelia's continued erratic nature and clear lack of ethics. Taking choice segments of this and blowing them up into a huge conspiracy, Funkadelia used that as enough justification to both coup the region, just weeks before delegate elections. Spiritus is confident that should these be released in full-context, it would clearly demonstrate the deception of Funkadelia.

Given this gross violation of the law by Funkadelia, The Westron Realms of Spiritus will be immediately terminating relations with his Lazarus regime and sincerely hope to see the region restored to native hands and lawful rule.

Thank You,

Tim Stark, Steward of Spiritus


The Salaxalans, Regent of Spiritus

Read dispatch

Coup? What coup? There is no coup! (this is serious me, not sarcastic me)

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:TO QUOTE DONALD TRUMP, GRAB THEM BY THE

...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and The parron republic

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Winter is coming, "Spuddles"!

Aaaarrrgh!!!
Not you too, Lord J-Z-J?

The name is Studly!

The Studly Spud!

Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and The parron republic

Great British Federation wrote:My God man! Are you not British?! - Where's your backbone? Your stiff upper lip? - Your Queensbury Rules fighting spirit? - With only a load of coal, blood, sweat, and iron, behind a rather small army, we ruled an Empire that spanned a quarter of the Globe; an Empire on which the Sun never set! - We took on the World and won with nothing but a load of bluff and bravado! - You would not be online playing this game if not for our heritage!
Buck up man!

Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!

My backbone?
I served in Her Majesty's Armed Forces for 18-years and saw combat on 4 continents.

My fighting spirit?
The ones I can mention are Desert Shield and Desert Storm, 3-tours in the Balkans, the Kosovo Campaign, 2-tours in Afghanistan, and 3-tours in Iraq.

My stiff upper-lip?
I've been shot down, blown-up by IED's, fragged, mortared and shelled, I had a scud missile fall on my F.O.B, I've been stabbed, shot three times and I have 39 shrapnel scars.

"Buck up" you say?
What have you done for your Queen & Country?

M.

The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and 9 othersEurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, The parron republic, Quaterna, and The Twelve Tribes

"This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have ever had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt..."

The horror! The horror!
Such a foul issue to plague my government!

The parron republic

Alekseandrea wrote:"This morning’s strategy meeting was brought to a grinding halt when you and your cabinet were subjected to the worst pot of tea you have ever had the misfortune of suffering. The leaves weren’t properly brewed, the milk was skimmed AND powdered, the water was lukewarm, and the sugar bowl was full of salt..."
The horror! The horror!
Such a foul issue to plague my government!

We at Parron know how that feels, when the socialists replaced, tea, with, bandati blood.

Matrixulated and Alekseandrea

The parron republic

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!
My backbone?
I served in Her Majesty's Armed Forces for 18-years and saw combat on 4 continents.
My fighting spirit?
The ones I can mention are Desert Shield and Desert Storm, 3-tours in the Balkans, the Kosovo Campaign, 2-tours in Afghanistan, and 3-tours in Iraq.
My stiff upper-lip?
I've been shot down, blown-up by IED's, fragged, mortared and shelled, I had a scud missile fall on my F.O.B, I've been stabbed, shot three times and I have 39 shrapnel scars.
"Buck up" you say?
What have you done for your Queen & Country?
M.

Declared independence, then followed up with a yearly swarm of mosquitoes. Such a lovely chap I am, right?

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Aaaarrrgh!!!
Not you too, Lord J-Z-J?
The name is Studly!
The Studly Spud!
Huzzah!

Oi, spuddles, catch!

*drops a cyclonic torpedo from space*

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??
Huzzah!

Ah, that's nice.

The parron republic wrote:We at Parron know how that feels, when the socialists replaced, tea, with, bandati blood.

Clearly you've never tasted the delights of mango bandati blood tea old chap

Matrixulated and The parron republic

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:...."GET OFF MY LAWN!" ??
Huzzah!

HELL YEAH.

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 1 otherThe parron republic

Matrixulated wrote:What have you done for your Queen & Country?
M.

The Queen?! I think the French had the right idea a couple of hundred years ago...

Orff with her head!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, and 9 othersThe Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and The parron republic

Al-dawla al-islamiya

Great British Federation wrote:**FLASH**
**BANG!**
**WALLOP**
**Something small and indescribable rolls out of the wreckage, covered in blood**

Still here!

The Dark Norse wrote:**Inserts cartoon insulting Al-dawla al-islamiya here**

*Garbled, loud, & indecipherable Arabic shouting ensues* #Triggered

The Nether Regions wrote:**Publishes cartoon internationally**

*Picks up a selection of weapons*
*Drives truck though The Nether Regions (killing many), and on towards The Dark Norse*

Eurasian Alliance wrote:**Wipes out Al-dawla al-islamiya while you were all busy just talking about it**

Nope! - Still here!

Animal Farmerica wrote:**Slaps Eurasian Alliance with sanctions, and other internationally agreed "punishments", for making us look bad and doing our job**

Another way of looking at this would be to suggest you punished them for trying to "wipe out" your creation...

duhDuhDUHH!!!

Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, and 7 othersThe Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Eurasian Alliance, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and The parron republic

I'm baaaaaaack!

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, The parron republic, and 1 otherAuztraalia

*waves Itrosomia*

Help I need a poll!! :P

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Al-dawla al-islamiya

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

*Hands Itrosomia a package*

*RUNS*

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and The Twelve Tribes

Al-dawla al-islamiya wrote:*Hands Itrosomia a package*
*RUNS*

*Fires a few SPUD missiles at Al-dawla al-islamiya*

(I just felt like joining in)

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Al-dawla al-islamiya

Al-dawla al-islamiya wrote:*Hands Itrosomia a package*
*RUNS*

IT'S THE GODDAMN MUSLIMS AT IT AGAIN, BRING OUT THE NUKES.

Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and The Twelve Tribes

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

All that weight Spiritus lost for the Summer . . . just to gain it all back in one big nation of wobbly lard!

Ughhh! Pass me the ice-cream.

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and The parron republic

Auztraalia wrote:The Queen?! I think the French had the right idea a couple of hundred years ago...
Orff with her head!

Ahh, noise just to get noticed . . .
from that penal colony the British Empire set-up down there at the arse-end of the world.

Her Majesty The Queen has not forgotten about you inmates, (she loves you nearly as much as the Kiwis) and you're still part of Her Commonwealth, so be grateful!

Keep Calm
Convicts
and
God Save The Queen!

M.

The parron republic

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

*begins dropping cyclonic torpedoes on Itrosomia*

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:IT'S THE GODDAMN MUSLIMS AT IT AGAIN, BRING OUT THE NUKES.

*drops cyclonic torpedoes*

Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Matrixulated wrote:Yes, I'm British, and bloody proud of it!
My backbone?....
M.

Oh sh¡t!

Triggered!

Leave that alone guys, please? Seriously.
Huzzah!

Hey all new here just getting use to it. My county is starting to take shape what do you need your newest member to do?

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Itrosomia wrote:I'm baaaaaaack!

Yaaay! Hope you got a suntan, mate.
Back to the 'berg, Somi!

Al-dawla al-islamiya wrote:*Hands Itrosomia a package*
*RUNS*

Don't open that package!

I don't think this is like those fake-bomb Muslim "RUN!" videos from YouTube.
So RUN Somi, RUN!!!
Huzzah!

Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, The parron republic, and 2 othersAl-dawla al-islamiya, and The Twelve Tribes

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Fusionoz wrote:Hey all new here just getting use to it. My county is starting to take shape what do you need your newest member to do?

Heya!
Welcome to the Studly region of Spiritus!
Here, have your introductory ☆potato☆ with a complimentary starter package of Studly Spud ☆True Seed Potato☆ seeds courtesy of the Monster Mash.
Grow on my friend!
Huzzah!

The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea

The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Triggered!
Huzzah!

It's OK, Junior, I'm good.
M.

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