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Gallade wrote:Assassin, tyvm. 2020 is not the year for influence from the Orient.

Aw, and here I was gonna give you shuriken for Christmas.

Ethel mermania wrote:The only time I don't wear a mask is when going into a bank, so they can stop me and say "sir you can't go into the bank without a mask". Makes me giggle every time.

I do appreciate the irony.

Ethel mermania wrote:The only time I don't wear a mask is when going into a bank, so they can stop me and say "sir you can't go into the bank without a mask". Makes me giggle every time.

Sir, you cannot enter this premises without an M14 rifle and a giant burlap sack with a dollar sign painted on it.

Gallade wrote:Sir, you cannot enter this premises without an M14 rifle and a giant burlap sack with a dollar sign painted on it.

Euro signs for me :) Our comic stories are localized.

Gallade wrote:Sir, you cannot enter this premises without an M14 rifle and a giant burlap sack with a dollar sign painted on it.

I wanna bank where you bank.

Ethel mermania wrote:I wanna bank where you bank.

No you don't, I got that "we want your money really bad okay" barely consensual transfer to the super sekret bank of banks once my deposits started to outpace my outgoings in a massive way.

It's like an airport lounge, they claim the luxury and service is stellar but it really amounts to being bugged every five minutes asking if you're enjoying your time and if you'd like to pay the property or stock equivalent of buying a 45€ mojito.

Gallade wrote:No you don't, I got that "we want your money really bad okay" barely consensual transfer to the super sekret bank of banks once my deposits started to outpace my outgoings in a massive way.

It's like an airport lounge, they claim the luxury and service is stellar but it really amounts to being bugged every five minutes asking if you're enjoying your time and if you'd like to pay the property or stock equivalent of buying a 45€ mojito.

Your bank serves cocktails? o_O

Damn, all I got was a stale IPA and some peanuts at mine.

The Blaatschapen wrote:Your bank serves cocktails? o_O

Damn, all I got was a stale IPA and some peanuts at mine.

There's cocks in tail(coats) at any rate.

Gallade wrote:There's cocks in tail(coats) at any rate.

They'd better be, if a bank screws me over, they'd better do it safely.

Ethel mermania and Gallade

The Blaatschapen wrote:Your bank serves cocktails? o_O

Damn, all I got was a stale IPA and some peanuts at mine.

Banks with booze.

We really are such prudes

Ethel mermania wrote:Banks with booze.

We really are such prudes

Everybody knows that the best decisions are taken while under influence.

It's why British parliament has a gazillion pubs.

God I miss the gym.

Snazzites, it’s my pleasure to tell you that Darth Elmo and I finally became the parents of a five yo tabby cat named Gypsy. We just brought her home. She’s a fierce cuddler and head bopper. A bit shy atm, still exploring the house. We’re very happy! 😊

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Snazzites, it’s my pleasure to tell you that Darth Elmo and I finally became the parents of a five yo tabby cat named Gypsy. We just brought her home. She’s a fierce cuddler and head bopper. A bit shy atm, still exploring the house. We’re very happy! 😊

Huzzah!

We need pictures <3

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Snazzites, it’s my pleasure to tell you that Darth Elmo and I finally became the parents of a five yo tabby cat named Gypsy. We just brought her home. She’s a fierce cuddler and head bopper. A bit shy atm, still exploring the house. We’re very happy! 😊

Congratulations, finally someone to put both of you on your place.

The Blaatschapen wrote:Huzzah!

We need pictures <3

As soon as she sits still, I’ll take and post some here. ❤️

Ethel mermania wrote:Congratulations, finally someone to put both of you on your place.

Projecting again? 😅

The time has come. I must brave the mean streets of covid Bordeaux for tights. The supply is torn and thready.

Gallade wrote:The time has come. I must brave the mean streets of covid Bordeaux for tights. The supply is torn and thready.

Wear your mask, except when you go into the bank.

Man, we're all autists and all but some of my new coworkers are pretty f*ckable.

Here’s the fur baby: https://i.postimg.cc/dtxrtcD4/C5498523-4942-4-EE8-ADBE-C6833860-FB69.jpg

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Here’s the fur baby: https://i.postimg.cc/dtxrtcD4/C5498523-4942-4-EE8-ADBE-C6833860-FB69.jpg

Wot happend to his ear?

Ethel mermania wrote:Wear your mask, except when you go into the bank.

Hahaha, my bank requires that you wear a mask.

Laerod wrote:Hahaha, my bank requires that you wear a mask.

Which is why you don't wear one. Make then ask you to put one on when going in.

Put on a black bandanna and a black cowboy hat, and then go in.

Started another viewing of Gettysburg. See you next year.

The Holy Therns wrote:Started another viewing of Gettysburg. See you next year.

I want to see it, its not on my streaming services

Ethel mermania wrote:I want to see it, its not on my streaming services

If only you had it on like, some kind of physical disc that was there in the room with you, that you could just put o n whenever you liked.

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