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I know a joke about Estonian-Russian relations, but I won't tell it

God damn russians, 1/4 of our population, can't even say a word in estonian. And still whining that they can't vote.

They want Russia to annex 1/5 of the whole nation. Because they don't want to move to Russia and get free passports. Our social welfare is too damn tasty!

NataliaPoklonskaya wrote:

You don't want Natalia to annex your heart?

But... Aaah. Choices!

I'd annex her, iykwim

DOUBLE ANNEXATION FTW

Soviet braginskaya wrote:

You two argue like a married couple.

Do you like anal sex with animals?

No, I don't.

Soviet braginskaya wrote:

I'm not interested in that crap.

Like not into humans, animals or generally not into sex?

Lehistania wrote:

So, me friends, anything interesting happened to you lately?

I found out there is a gene study that could potentially cure me of hemophilia.. they want me to be one of the first test subjects for it. the only issue is the long distance I have to travel to see my doctor. Over 200 miles.

Soviet braginskaya wrote:

Just not into sex.

oh you are like me eh? remain pure and innocent for all eternity.

Hoi.

Ramen and noodles wrote:

I didn't get it. I am a puppet of Sanjurika and I noticed Luksusowa came back and decided to try here for myself.

oh that would be me! *is Luksusowa* this region was where i kept Luksusowa till one of the commissars decided to make their own region and claim this one as a trophy. (shared founder accounts are a bad idea)

Kleo forgot to check his puppets and the nation he kept here ceased to exist allowing the region to vanish so someone could refound it. So I grabbed it!