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It's that time again, when every four years Americans have the pretense of choice in choosing which candidate to choose to bomb poor brown people the world over for the next four years, as is a centuries-old tradition.

The choices? One elderly white old man who is an alleged sex offender and tax dodger with mental impairment (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) and possibly early Dementia versus an elderly white old man who is an alleged sex offender, probable tax dodger with mental impairment (possibly early Dementia).

Choices, choices.

Added to this, The Pentagon secured for itself Covid-19 funding, which they promptly spent on armour and bullets.

We wonder how many armoured divisions Covid-19’s got?

The only uniforms I’ve seen heroes on the frontline against Covid-19 wear recently are that of Doctors and Nurses and Cleaners.

And they were not carrying AR-15’s.

Dope, Acid, The test-tube messiah, Killers, and 1 otherKuan Yin

Aren’t conservatives precious? They say they’ll do anything for America, live in bunkers, camp in swamps, carry machine guns, fight in the hills and sacrifice life and limb. But ask them to adopt temporary sensible public health measures, exercise patience, show some courtesy, and keep their distance, and they break like fine china. Posers, every last one.

Pretty much as expected. Roughly half of American voters sent their usual message to the rest of the country and to the world: We will actively spread a contagious disease as we fight against universal health care, we will purposefully pollute and poison potable water resources for short-term profit, and we will cage, kidnap and kill as many black and brown kids as we feel like, in our country or yours, makes no difference to us.

City camel, Shamans, and Kuan Yin

“Conservatism is a synonym for rottenness and ugliness.”

Some French dudes were writing this on the walls of Paris in ‘68.

God almighty, The test-tube messiah, and Kuan Yin

A Heart-Felt New Years Prayer from America to God

Dear Lord bless us this day as we give thanks for the countless gifts
Your Grace hath bestowed upon your exceptional American children
we thank ye Dear Lord for our magnificent meal we trust that
in true American fashion the dead hunk of detritus before us has been extraordinarily renditioned
Dear Lord we give thanks for drone technology and
our dutiful domination over devastated peasant societies and
our computerized capacity to slaughter anyone who makes us uncomfortable
Dear Lord we give thanks for our xenophobic crusade
to bury every alien mystery and
our own tendrils of uncertainty
beneath bipartisan boatloads of bull***t
Dear Lord we give thanks for our counterfeit cultural wasteland
which is a carnival of cruelty and
Dear Lord we give thanks for our make-believe moral authority
which is s a labyrinth of lies and
Dear Lord we give thanks for our Pope of Hope and his
Putrid Political Priesthood of Police-State Profiteers who
got themselves a serious case of
Paramilitary Personality Disorder and
a License to Kill
your worthless anti-american ass and
a License to Fill
more mother******g graves than they can count and
a License to Drill
Mother Earth to death cuz sh*t Lord
she ain't nothin' but a frack-whore anyway
Dear Lord we give thanks for the fact that we got
a little bit of everything
we got prudent policies and grand bargains and
bold actions and crippling sanctions
the polite terminology of
death-squad diplomacy and
the ideology of infanticide
Dear Lord we give thanks for the wisdom to see that
hell yeah we think it's worth it
that's the price of doing business
with the pathological prophets of our
techno-evangelical counterinsurgency
Dear Lord we give thanks for all the men, women, and
little children who took a walk on the wild side and
stepped into the collateral kill-zone of our
sclerotic spiritual paralysis for we are the
Weaponized Celestial Behemoth of Multigenerational Murder
whose every prayer is a liturgy of lies
Dear Lord we give thanks for our gangs of ghouls who
preach the ghastly gospels of
goon government from the sanctuary of their
sinister sanatoriums and congressional consortiums
where they cackle and cavort in cauldrons of innocent blood
Dear Lord we give thanks for our divine doctrine of defiance
which declares that
homicide is holy and
every option is always on the table and
every general is a saint and
every soldier is an angel
doling out dose after dose of doomsday democracy
to disposable third-world throwaways who
take delivery at midnight and
are dead as dirt by daybreak
for every foreign life
is one more devil to destroy
for every butchered corpse
is one more vanquished demon
and last but not least Dear Lord we give thanks for
our bountiful harvest of beautiful bombs for
it is with bombs that America expresses its explosive love for the world
American bombs are laser-guided sacraments
each one ripe with the shrapnel of salvation

Amen

Congrats on being featured!

Shamans, RMSboatymcboatface, and The firework bomb

Raiderpuppetstan

I feel like I’ve seen a lot of anti-american regions around.

RMSboatymcboatface, Featured Hopper, and The firework bomb

Oh my god your featured

You see fireworks exploding overhead, putting the words San Francisco above you, followed by drones spelling out: Congratulations on being featured, San Francisco!

Birthday cake herby

Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

Shamans, RMSboatymcboatface, Featured Hopper, and The firework bomb

Raiderpuppetstan wrote:I feel like I’ve seen a lot of anti-american regions around.

We're anti-imperialist. We'd be anti any nation that did what the US did to SE Asia, Africa and Latin America.

Shamans, RMSboatymcboatface, Featured Hopper, and Magicker islands

Warriors of bob

I can see why

The test-tube messiah

Illusion wrote:We're anti-imperialist. We'd be anti any nation that did what the US did to SE Asia, Africa and Latin America.

...and the Middle East and Central Asia. Shortly after receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama announced he would triple the number of US troops in Afghanistan. The Peace Prize helped insulate him from criticism as he proceeded to bomb seven nations during his presidency. And now his vice is in charge.

Shamans, Chocolate Zen, Featured Hopper, and Magicker islands

The firework bomb

The firework bomb blows up, goes in the sky, and says, CONGRATS ON BEING FEATURED!
After the fireworks are gone, it leaves the sky smoking.

Acid, Shamans, RMSboatymcboatface, Featured Hopper, and 1 otherMagicker islands

Magicker islands

Congrats on being featured!

New age society

Hello

Featured Hopper and Magicker islands

Magicker islands

New age society wrote:Hello

hi

New age society and Featured Hopper

Illusion wrote:We're anti-imperialist. We'd be anti any nation that did what the US did to SE Asia, Africa and Latin America.

And that is why San Francisco is awesome.

Congrats on being featured. :)

Acid and Featured Hopper

The test-tube messiah wrote:...and the Middle East and Central Asia. Shortly after receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama announced he would triple the number of US troops in Afghanistan. The Peace Prize helped insulate him from criticism as he proceeded to bomb seven nations during his presidency. And now his vice is in charge.

Obama also put kids in cages before Trump.

What a hero.

Snas undertael

Youb been fuetered :)))))))

Hey Hey! You're Featured Today! Congratulations My Friends!
\_O_/ Yay! :D

Great region btw lol

Shamans and America is the root of all evil

Mimimimimimimimi...

The sunflower sutra and The test-tube messiah

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