Bananas for life!
Slightly flavored water?! I bet you fight for guavas... LONG LIFE THE TANGERINE! HONOUR THE WATERMELON! (oh sure why not... RESPECT THE NECC)
Lower French Gregballs and Imperve
Although your nation put in a strong proposal to host the next International Football Federation (IFF) Global Cup, your bid was rejected. Instead, the oil-rich nation of Althaniq won, despite a near total lack of football infrastructure. Many are blaming this decision on bribery and corruption on a massive scale.