I shall gladly brainwash those c***l r****s loving veganphobic teachers so they can teach the glory of DEAREST LEADER and other tyrannical stuff, besides I'm a teacher myself so I can make your teachers efficient and effective slaves of DEAREST LEADER!!!
ooc: guys i just got the joke behind Menta Lee-IL's name. I feel dumb from not getting the joke until now lol
Repeal "Voting Equality For Freed Inmates" is currently at vote. The original legislation is an unacceptable intrusion into the laws of member nations, and must certainly be repealed. I will vote FOR.
Commend Honeydewistania is also at vote and must certainly be opposed. A commendation by the WA is meaningless, but even this nation does not deserve the recognition. I will vote AGAINST.
A nuclear weapon was detonated and tested by a pro d*mo*Ra**c and c*Pit*ali*t neighboring Nation, we have taken the needed measures and declared war on the nation brinking up article 6 of our Military Code that imposes strict curfews and a ban on all civilian Electronics use untill the Military Code article 6 Is withdrawn.
(GMR Governmental protcast what Is being protcasted on peoples phones, tv's, radios and Governmental Street speakers, during this moment)
*THIS IS A MESSAGE BY THE GREATER MILITARY RULE GOVERNMENT, THIS IS NOT A TEST, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A TEST, THE RISK OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK IS 95%, PLEASE GO TO THE CLOSEST GOVERNMENTAL FALLOUT SHELTER, THE GMR GOVERNMENT WISHES YOU ALL LUCK, ANY ONGOING, RISING OR COMING PUBLIC PROTEST WILL BE FIRED UPON BY SOLDIERS!*
Our Nation has officialy created its first Rainbow division, the division Will BE officialy used by the state and Government to fight homophobia, religious extremism and help dismantle ANY religious building and destroy anything religious when the time comes, also our Nation has created a nationl fight religious belife day, what consists of burning and destroying anything religious. We Are giving all of our allies a Chance to pull out ANY Of their High and low ranking religious members and allow ANY Of their religious artifacts with them, we also have found Some old religious sculptures that need to "mysteriously disappear" from our Nation that possibly could be used AS "building material" or "as old religious sculptures from our belife".
Fr**d*m Of Association is at vote in the WA. As stated in the resolution itself, its purpose is as follows:
“... no nation should enact criminal penalties for affiliating with an organisation not involved in the commission of a crime...”
While there may be groups that are not actively involved in the commission of criminal activity, subversive groups can still undermine national security. I will be voting AGAINST.
Also at vote in the Security Council is a proposal to Commend Kelssek. Not only does this nation not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as the ultimate authority in the universe, they are also responsible for various resolutions within the WA itself. I will vote AGAINST this commendation.
Today’s issue is about— R**TS?!?
XAXAXA, is this some D*MOC**T** SLAVE JOKE IM TOO SUPERIOR TO UNDERSTAND?
(OOC: Recently, Thanks to a bunch of lesser puppets, I have managed to acquire some more artwork of our dearest triumvirs and leader. Glory to this infinitely superior region.)
Official Announcement from His Majesty King Dominick III, Supreme Sheikh of D-Mocracy and Chief Feudal Lord of the D-Mocracian Lands.
- Advertiser: "Attention, our Beloved King proceeds to speak. Please kneel before His Majesty."
Supreme King Dictator Dominick III: "From today, our monetary system will no longer be governed by gold.
This does not mean that the precious golden metal will lose its value, no. It will still be worth a lot, but I understand that there is something more valuable than gold. It will still be worth a lot, but I understand that there is something more precious than gold. What is that precious thing? Well, human fingers. That is why our new monetary system. That is why 20% of the population will have to have their fingers cut off by the army to be taken to the "finger cellar".
There are 923 million of us as of today, so doing a quick calculation, 20% of 932 million is.... 184.6 million people and if we multiply that 184.6 million people by 20 we get a total of 3,680 billion fingers.
2.3621e-6 long tons will be 1 human finger. That will be the actual conversion.
Labour may decrease and jobs may be lost, but who cares. We still have 80% of the population with a few fingers left, enough fingers to keep on with their filthy slave labour.
Go back to work you filthy rats for once. Lazy lazy good-for-nothings"
Suddenly the king pulls out a machine gun and shoots at the population that heard him. He killed 83 dirty slaves
Mechanvas has further refined the schematics of our fabled drone soldiers for use in close quarters combat.With it we shall launch a raid on the world assembly building,showing all the pitiful meatbags that d*mocracy cannot protect them.I invite any nation here to join me in my efforts
"You were ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens."
You were ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
Making a psychotic nation... more psycho. Legalized slavery and encouraged slave owners to beat and murder slaves who misbehave.
Sorry fellow dictators, my scumbag WA classification has been compromised from a "Psychotic Dictatorship" to an "Iron Fist Consumerists". It is because I answered an issue that cancelled a policy of socialism and installing a policy of capitalism, which I in fact did not deserve. At least this nation does much to increase the economy according to NS Stats.
Yes I know. For whatever reason I felt inclined to answer it. In any case, I'll answer more issues and hopefully soon be reclassified back to either psychotic dictatorship or corporate police state. Workin hard!