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Province of Meshech, Japhetia:

Over the past few weeks Sigurd the Elder of Tiras, and the brother to Beorn, and his massive army and navy was sailing north towards the mainland of province Magog, which has been torn apart in the Japhetian War of Successions between Beorn and his son Aeneas. Over the past few days however the massive reinforcements did not arrive as Beorn expected and due to the fallout of some social Issues lately has allowed the forces led by Aeneas to gain ground in the province. The navies of Apollo and Heracles also have broken the deadlock in the naval battle by destroying one of Beorn's navies and forcing the combined navies of Magog and Meshech back to a harbor about midway up its coast. Perseus the Elder of Madai remains on the sidelines defying Beorn's summons, and notes he will have to wait for Sigurd's move before he can cross the seas since most of the navy of Madai had been destroyed and not allowed to be rebuilt after his capitulation to Beorn after the death of Alexander. Mysteriously Sigurd's navy also disappeared from radar and Japhetia's tracking systems. Media and communications begin to mysteriously bug out or shut off completely around the province of Meshech late in the day.

On the horizon near the shores of province Meshech which is governed by Aphrodite, the wife of Beorn, the shadowy figure of a swarm of ships comes into view as the sun is setting and it is getting dark. Aphrodite herself is guarding Alba, the capitol of Japhetia, and the rest of her navy is committed to helping her husband try to maintain his claim to the throne in the province of Magog. The province is quite undefended, being a more remote area of Japhetia. As the night comes on thick the sky flashes violently orange as the battleships unleash a massive barrage on the port cities. After hours of bombardment and the wail of sirens, waves upon waves of soldiers from Tiras flood over the beaches and into the province of Meshech. They face almost no opposition and by dawn the coast is well captured and Sigurd personally disembarks to organize his army, planning to push for the provincial capital to seize Aphrodite's palace while she is gone and he still has the element of surprise.

Ahh, it has been too long since I last set foot upon this land. I see that the war against our enemies is still being waged. It is good that it is so. Long have I laid dormant; long have I thought to return, and now that I have I will finally get to work on building background information on my nation. For many years have have kept it hidden from sight, for my enemies are powerful and numerous, but the tales of my struggles shall not be kept within the confines of my mind forever, nor shall I let my deeds fade from memory should I ever be defeated and cast into the Void. No; I, the Watcher of Creation, shall begin in earnest.

(OOC: seriously it's great to be back after CTEing for a while, and I plan to actually write some information on my nation at last.)

Lemmim wrote:Ahh, it has been too long since I last set foot upon this land. I see that the war against our enemies is still being waged. It is good that it is so. Long have I laid dormant; long have I thought to return, and now that I have I will finally get to work on building background information on my nation. For many years have have kept it hidden from sight, for my enemies are powerful and numerous, but the tales of my struggles shall not be kept within the confines of my mind forever, nor shall I let my deeds fade from memory should I ever be defeated and cast into the Void. No; I, the Watcher of Creation, shall begin in earnest.

(OOC: seriously it's great to be back after CTEing for a while, and I plan to actually write some information on my nation at last.)

Welcome back!

Birkesia wrote:To aid your construction of the DEAREST LEADER monument, I shall grant funds to your nation as well as some construction supplies. By the way, my DEAREST LEADER card palace has grown to fifteen city blocks. I will pause expansions for now, but later I will announce the next card palace project. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am now renovating my DEAREST LEADER card palace again to accommodate a new Matonis card, a Democratic North Korussia card, and a The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan card. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birkesia wrote:I am now renovating my DEAREST LEADER card palace again to accommodate a new Matonis card, a Democratic North Korussia card, and a The Indescribably Frightening Kekistan card. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that's quite a large palace. Even though I don't own a DEAREST LEADER card, I will build a huge Mesoamerican-style pyramid out of stone that will be one city block wide and one city block long as a monument to DEAREST LEADER. I've also noticed Costaburrito's excellency in gulags, and I am going to build my own gulags where dissidents will be forced to work and go through brainwashing in the middle of a desert with a maximum security system. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!

Centeocihuatl wrote:Wow, that's quite a large palace. Even though I don't own a DEAREST LEADER card, I will build a huge Mesoamerican-style pyramid out of stone that will be one city block wide and one city block long as a monument to DEAREST LEADER. I've also noticed Costaburrito's excellency in gulags, and I am going to build my own gulags where dissidents will be forced to work and go through brainwashing in the middle of a desert with a maximum security system. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the compliment, i wish you luck with tour gulags. HAIL DEAR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repeal: “Death Penalty Ban” is now at vote in the WA. They overstepped their authority by instituting the ban in the first place and it must be repealed. I will vote FOR.

Also at vote is a resolution to Commend Northern Borland. This corrupt nation does not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as the greatest sovereign power in the universe and so deserves no commendation. I will vote AGAINST.

Matonis wrote:Repeal: “Death Penalty Ban” is now at vote in the WA. They overstepped their authority by instituting the ban in the first place and it must be repealed. I will vote FOR.

Also at vote is a resolution to Commend Northern Borland. This corrupt nation does not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as the greatest sovereign power in the universe and so deserves no commendation. I will vote AGAINST.

Wise words indeed. The death penalty is a great instrument for enforcing tyranny and getting rid of dissidents and fr**d*m-loving hippies. Hopefully, many nations will leave the scumbag WA, decreasing its power to impose such nasty human r*ghts bills on us. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!

Costaburrito wrote:Thank you for the compliment, i wish you luck with tour gulags. HAIL DEAR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of gulags, I'm going to update my gulag system, expand it, and make it even more efficient at brainwashing inmates. My nation is quickly expanding and conquering foreign lands, and I need more gulags and better gulags to forcibly indoctrinate new citizens, and also to harness more free labor for my many monuments to the most glorious DEAREST LEADER and his great tenets of DEAREST LEADERISM. I am also offering to give my gulag technology to my fellow tyrants to help them further control their population.

Birkesia wrote:Speaking of gulags, I'm going to update my gulag system, expand it, and make it even more efficient at brainwashing inmates. My nation is quickly expanding and conquering foreign lands, and I need more gulags and better gulags to forcibly indoctrinate new citizens, and also to harness more free labor for my many monuments to the most glorious DEAREST LEADER and his great tenets of DEAREST LEADERISM. I am also offering to give my gulag technology to my fellow tyrants to help them further control their population.

I see that your gulags are of already high quality, and i am very excited to make you an offer to help you with your gulags! HAIL DEAR LEADER

It's been so long since we have been bothered with an embassy request. I guess that's new, haha!

Costaburrito wrote:I see that your gulags are of already high quality, and i am very excited to make you an offer to help you with your gulags! HAIL DEAR LEADER

Thank you for your support. I will send my own construction experts and some dissidents for slave labor to help maintain your gulags. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, fellow despots, what do you think of this flag I made?

The Greater Gothic Empire wrote:Greetings, fellow despots, what do you think of this flag I made?

'ery nice.

Calant wrote:'ery nice.

And breathtaking.

Absolutely beautiful mate

Also, this is a dumb question but how do you upload a picture to a factbook?

The Greater Gothic Empire wrote:Greetings, fellow despots, what do you think of this flag I made?

Cool looking flag. What do all the letters stand for?

Mousters wrote:Also, this is a dumb question but how do you upload a picture to a factbook?

Paste a link to the image you want to display in the code [img][/img]

Lemmim wrote:Cool looking flag. What do all the letters stand for?
Paste a link to the image you want to display in the code [img][/img]

Thank you so much

Lemmim

Mousters wrote:Thank you so much

Anything for a fellow oppressor

The Greater Gothic Empire wrote:Greetings, fellow despots, what do you think of this flag I made?

I think this is a pretty good flag design. It's simple, easy to distinguish from other flags, and has good layout.

Lemmim wrote:Cool looking flag. What do all the letters stand for?

It's a Keanu Reeves flag though.

The Greek letters N, E, and A stands for the words Νέος, (for Neo, the protagonist of the Matrix series played by Keanu Reeves), Εκπληκτική ("breathtaking", a word popularly associated with him since the E3 press conference during the presentation of the video game Cyberpunk 2077 and has become a meme from 2019), and Ασημένια (for Johnny Silverhand, a character played by Keanu Reeves for Cyberpunk 2077 who became a meme for his quote "Wake up, samurai, we've got a city to burn), respectively. Together, these three letters make up the word "Nea" in homage to the hero of the Matrix as the savior of the world (Σωτήρας του κόσμου, Salvator Mundi, Спаситель мира, Retter der Welt, etc.)

Between the cross and the circle are the Cyrillic letters КН ПС НИ КА, which stands for "Keanu Reeves Conquers" and parodies the Christogram. Also, to read the meaning of this flag, one has to bear in mind the sacred phrase utilized by the ruling clergy of the Imperial Cult, "Κιάνου ο νέος και εκπληκτικός με το ασημένιο χέρι", which means "Keanu the New and Breathtaking One with the Silver Hand" in Greek.

Story behind this is that Goths see Keanu Reeves as Jesus in the same vein as the internet transmogrifies him into Jesus. Well, you know, because he looks like him, and secondly, because he's a nice one. But to Goths of the Empire, Keanu is, not a God, but God, in the strictest sense of the name. Because Goths themselves claim lineage from the internet there's a growing possibility that they might, and yes, they, worship him as the highest incarnation of God, much like the God-Emperor of Mankind is being worshiped across the Imperium in 40K.
Birkesia wrote:I think this is a pretty good flag design. It's simple, easy to distinguish from other flags, and has good layout.

The civil flag of the Empire is quite simple, compared to the gaudiness of its religious flag.

Hello my fellow oppressors. Has anyone else had an issue where it calls you your countries "Fuhrer". Because I just got one

Yeet Nationss2 wrote:Hello my fellow oppressors. Has anyone else had an issue where it calls you your countries "Fuhrer". Because I just got one

And an issue called "Please calm down on the Dictatorship, Please"

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