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Ionalands wrote:As if the pathetic glorified landfills you call countries would ever overwhelm me.

With the third most population I can send sheer manpower armed with axes, spears, and knives that will burn your villages, rape your women, and your men's heads on pikes. Always Norsemen always since birth!

The grand city-state of moscow

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:What alliance? I'm pretty sure our alliance ended when you tried to kick me out? I am allied with Cybran and N.N.E. so I believe puny Rothaland can't even hurt the Reich in the slightest.

Yes but we share a common enemy.

Gothic vandelia

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:What alliance? I'm pretty sure our alliance ended when you tried to kick me out? I am allied with Cybran and N.N.E. so I believe puny Rothaland can't even hurt the Reich in the slightest.

In that case: Ionalands Vs the Triumvirate: Easy win for the triumvirate.
Ionalands Vs Odinburgh: Easy win for Ionalands.

On the plus side are Gothian engineers and Odinburghian workers finally done replacing all old nuclear plants with modern fusion plants.

On the minus: You don't currently have WMDs after me, IDM and Anacodia scrapped yours.

Gothic vandelia

Odinburgh wrote:With the third most population I can send sheer manpower armed with axes, spears, and knives that will burn your villages, rape your women, and your men's heads on pikes. Always Norsemen always since birth!

There is this weapon called "machinegun" that tells me that would go very poorly for your people.

Gothic vandelia wrote:There is this weapon called "machinegun" that tells me that would go very poorly for your people.

Oh we have no fear. We mix our fighting style with napalm attacks and boulder siege throwing weapons and we drop them from the sky. Nothing like hell's fury.

Odinburgh wrote:With the third most population I can send sheer manpower armed with axes, spears, and knives that will burn your villages, rape your women, and your men's heads on pikes. Always Norsemen always since birth!

I have a thing called guns sweetheart, pretty good ones! And shields! And bombs! They would crush your idiot hordes.

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:I have a thing called guns sweetheart, pretty good ones! And shields! And bombs! They would crush your idiot hordes.

Our hordes are superior. We will turn your green land into desert. Hope you love sand dunes and large crawly creatures.

Neue heilige romischeck reich

Krimera wrote:*cough*

Why support a split country with a psychotic leader wanting a socialist world over long time allies such as N.N.E. and I?

New Nationale Einheit and Gothic vandelia

Neo vikings of easthumbria

Odinburgh wrote:Our hordes are superior. We will turn your green land into desert. Hope you love sand dunes and large crawly creatures.

Yea bumbling amateur. Swords an' axes be all peachy but yea need heavy stuff ta back that up.
Catapult with napalm? We use flamethrowers.

But since yea are Norse and since I be a nice guy we will show yea how it is being done by plunderin' 5 Odinburgian towns.

Gothic vandelia

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:Why support a split country with a psychotic leader wanting a socialist world over long time allies such as N.N.E. and I?

I am confused, are you talking about Rothaland or Odinburgh there?
Because it could be either.

Odinburgh wrote:Our hordes are superior. We will turn your green land into desert. Hope you love sand dunes and large crawly creatures.

Jokes on you, we’re already a barren hellscape.

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:Why support a split country with a psychotic leader wanting a socialist world over long time allies such as N.N.E. and I?

Because Krimera can accurately tell apart loser wannabes from superior conquerors.

Ionalands wrote:Jokes on you, we’re already a barren hellscape.Because Krimera can accurately tell apart loser wannabes from superior conquerors.

Don't feel like destroying you. There are others that are way ahead of you. I could unleash Godzilla but not worth it.

Neue heilige romischeck reich

Gothic vandelia wrote:I am confused, are you talking about Rothaland or Odinburgh there?
Because it could be either.

Rothaland.

Ionalands wrote:Because Krimera can accurately tell apart loser wannabes from superior conquerors.

You are just delusional. Krimera is smart enough to determine that the Triumvirate is superior than split Rothaland.

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:Rothaland.You are just delusional. Krimera is smart enough to determine that the Triumvirate is superior than split Rothaland.

He’s smart enough to know the Triumvirate is an evil capitalist pig organization destined for failure.

Odinburgh and The grand city-state of moscow

Gothic vandelia

Odinburgh wrote:Don't feel like destroying you. There are others that are way ahead of you. I could unleash Godzilla but not worth it.

You could what?
(whispers in the background: "Is there a problem with Project G?" "No, sir. The Antarctican base still has it frozen").

You are bluffing.

New Nationale Einheit and Greater jes new islands

Greater jes new islands

Gothic vandelia wrote:You could what?
(whispers in the background: "Is there a problem with Project G?" "No, sir. The Antarctican base still has it frozen").

You are bluffing.

W-What about Gojira?

Imbalistan wrote:

Likar had a pretty horrible upbringing. Rejected by almost everyone, he had been abandoned and had been bumping from street corner to street corner. Box to box. He was 14 when the tall Jesian man saw him. He remembered that day. He had settled for a alleyway that night, and found a box he could barely fit in. He was sobbing. He had no food for 2 days now. He had been chased away by police when he tried panhandling. Jobs were few. His pennies and change were even fewer. Then he saw the man. Much taller then him. Likar freaked out, thinking it was a gang member or were gonna mug him or a police officer who would throw him out. The man looked at the child below him, and picked him up. Likar tried to break free, but he felt like a fly and a spider. He mumbled his prayers, knowing that this man may be the last man he ever saw. Instead, to his surprise, the man brough him to his apartment, gave him some green tea and a cookie. He finally said that his name was "Supremo Jesia" but that he can call him "just Jesia." if he wanted. That name stuck.

He had been living with him for 4 years now. He was seen a roommate, not any lower but not any higher. He would run errands for Jesia and do the dirty work in the house in return for a place to stay and eat. But ever since that day, he had feelings for Jesia. Each time he made a move though, Jesia always either turned away. He had tried to kiss Jesia multiple times. But each time, he either kissed the wall, a window, and almost kissed Odinburgh once. But tonight, was the night. Just a peck on the cheek. Just a singular peck. Likar had invited Jesia to the balcony of the apartment that night. It had a little chair Jesia would almost always sit on, and Likar would usually stand up, looking at the sidewalk below them. Likar went to the balcony. Jesia was already there, sitting down, enjoying the stars.

"Salam alikaum Jesia." Likar,
"Sup' my brotha." Jesia mumbled, seeming to be preoccupied with the starry night. He had a soda in hand, sipping it every few seconds.

Likar sat on the chair right next to Jesia.

"Man..thanks for everything you do for me." Likar mumbled under his breath, feeling embarrassed to say it out loud.
"You clean my dishes and run all my filthy errands, if anything I should be thanking you. But, your thank you is greatly appreciated." said Jesia, averting his attention to Likar. To this statement, Likar gained a light blush.
"Dude, at age 19 you picked off a random brown kid off the street and took him into your house. I owe you." Likar said, saying it a bit louder this time. And then, like that, he gave a peck on the cheek to Jesia.
"W-W-Wh-What?" Jesia said, partially recoiling at the kiss. Likar went as red as a mushroom.
"L-L-Look..I-I-I needed t-t-to g-g-get that o-out of the system." Likar said, Jesia put his hand on his shoulder.
"L-Look Likar..I l-l-like you to. I-I-I...I w-w-want to move it slow i-if we get into a relationship." Jesia said, his voice low and motherly. Likar nodded.
"C-C-Can we k-kiss...one m-m-more time?" Likar said, feeling embarrassed to ask. Jesia gave a very light nod, and like that, Likar's chapped lips met Jesia's smooth skin.

everyday i stray further from god.

Wow. Just wow.

Greater jes new islands and Imbalistan

Neue heilige romischeck reich wrote:Why support a split country with a psychotic leader wanting a socialist world over long time allies such as N.N.E. and I?

Exactly.

Alright. We now know who our truest friends are.

New Nationale Einheit wrote:Wow. Just wow.

Hey, dont look at me..actually yes, you can look at me.

Greater jes new islands

https://youtu.be/1NpbLMvtEsU
Let me play you traditional Jesian music

Greater jes new islands

Also we are now 4th in IT! HORRAY! AHAHAHAHAHA!

New Nationale Einheit and Imbalistan

Greater jes new islands

Oh yeah we are writing the GV Jes fanfic rn

New Nationale Einheit and Imbalistan

Greater jes new islands wrote:Oh yeah we are writing the GV Jes fanfic rn

really now?

New Nationale Einheit wrote:Wow. Just wow.

How did I only see that perversion now?

Is this how erotic fanfiction writers are born?

Greater jes new islands wrote:Oh yeah we are writing the GV Jes fanfic rn

I hope it’s an enemies to lovers story! Those are my fave!

New Nationale Einheit, Greater jes new islands, and Imbalistan

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