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Ionalands wrote:

Go ahead! You space lasered me and sent bio-weapons! Let’s see what the SC says about that!

You also sent bio-weapons to civillian targets.

Imbalistan wrote:

Mr. Emperor, would you mind us injecting lots of bananas into your country?

Sure! While I'm in a good mood, have these weapons!

Imbalistan wrote:

Horray, time to buy/borrow a car!

Here are some budget options:
1. Trabant 601 (Made in East Germany!)
2. Yugo (Made In Balkan States Til' 2007)

Both of those looks like shoe boxes with wheel. I actually took a ride in a Trabant taxi in Cuba, it was claustrophobic (it didn't help that the guy had a cigar in his moth 24/7 and never emptied the ash that was an inch thick at the floor).

Ionalands wrote:

As retaliation for their unfair attack on me.

There is no casus belli here for Odinburgh. I’m confident the security council will punish Odinburgh accordingly.

Meanwhile in Deep13 is a certain Gothian President getting a headache.

Ionalands wrote:

You have no evidence to the contrary. It’s been a stormy week in Rothaland, the ship was of course and crashed. It entered Rothish territory illegally, so therefore the passengers are ours now.

There’s zero evidence here of anything else.Yes I don’t blame him. Nations such as Odinburgh and Imbalistan are being quite reckless.

"Stormy week."

Jesus christ, 3 planes down in one god damn day? The pilots either got drugged, or, the more obvious option is that you shot them down. Also didnt even give the bloody planes back to us so we can look in the blackbox or anything. So, your also holding a plane, which is foreign property. So I can technically kill all of the Ionka and say "Oh, but they illegally crossed this line which we said they can cross, oh well, lol, no corpses, all the children are put into slavery, and the women and men have been lit up in flames". Dont be an entitled country.

Imbalistan wrote:

"Stormy week."

Jesus christ, 3 planes down in one god damn day? The pilots either got drugged, or, the more obvious option is that you shot them down. Also didnt even give the bloody planes back to us so we can look in the blackbox or anything. So, your also holding a plane, which is foreign property. So I can technically kill all of the Ionka and say "Oh, but they illegally crossed this line which we said they can cross, oh well, lol, no corpses, all the children are put into slavery, and the women and men have been lit up in flames". Dont be an entitled country.

Yes, many storms are over Rothaland, and there are many planes in the air and boats in the sea.

And I mean, all we’re doing is enforcing our laws, you would be committing genocide, which is quite different from this situation.

Ionalands wrote:

Yes, many storms are over Rothaland, and there are many planes in the air and boats in the sea.

And I mean, all we’re doing is enforcing our laws, you would be committing genocide, which is quite different from this situation.

Hey, 2 planes filled with 500 people just mysteriously went down over Imbalistan, oh my! All from Ionalands, huh, well, new slaves.

Odinburgh wrote:

As a trial even begin yet. I like to meet with you. Surely we can agree to reduce the time served and be returned home in return for a non agression pact.

I’m sorry, but If I let your slaves off easy, I have to do it for everybody.

I keep the slaves. You pay the damages that you’ve caused to my country, and then I won’t go to the SC.

Imbalistan wrote:

Hey, 2 planes filled with 500 people just mysteriously went down over Imbalistan, oh my! All from Ionalands, huh, well, new slaves.

This is a crime! This is obvious retaliation for our perceived wrongdoing

Ionalands wrote:

I’m sorry, but If I let your slaves off easy, I have to do it for everybody.

I keep the slaves. You pay the damages that you’ve caused to my country, and then I won’t go to the SC.This is a crime! This is obvious retaliation for our perceived wrongdoing

I will not pay. But I will promise no more attacks. Just want to be diplomatic.

Odinburgh wrote:

I will not pay. But I will promise no more attacks. Just want to be diplomatic.

We still pay money to Kalkvia, and you expect to be able to fairly rebuild the damage you caused?

I’m sorry, but we still need some sort of payment.

Odinburgh wrote:

Just because a commercial flight crashed due to a thunderstorm. Still a no.

Because you attacked me without casus belli.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to the SC. Gothic vandelia

Imbalistan wrote:

And your proof? Oh wow, thanks for the slaves.

Ok, we can go to war if you like? I’m giving you a warning here.