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Odinburgh wrote:I am taking you to the NL security council. If you defy them you face all out war.

Go ahead! You space lasered me and sent bio-weapons! Letís see what the SC says about that!

Ionalands wrote:Go ahead! You space lasered me and sent bio-weapons! Letís see what the SC says about that!

You also sent bio-weapons to civillian targets.

Imbalistan wrote:This feels appropriate though:
https://gifs.com/gif/current-situation-with-ionalands-K1YlQG?muted=false

Totally inappropriate. Rothaland has not broken the treaty.

Enforcing our laws doesnít violate anything.

Imbalistan wrote:Mr. Emperor, would you mind us injecting lots of bananas into your country?

Sure! While I'm in a good mood, have these weapons!

Imbalistan wrote:You also sent bio-weapons to civillian targets.

As retaliation for their unfair attack on me.

There is no casus belli here for Odinburgh. Iím confident the security council will punish Odinburgh accordingly.

Imbalistan wrote:Horray, time to buy/borrow a car!

Here are some budget options:
1. Trabant 601 (Made in East Germany!)
2. Yugo (Made In Balkan States Til' 2007)

Both of those looks like shoe boxes with wheel. I actually took a ride in a Trabant taxi in Cuba, it was claustrophobic (it didn't help that the guy had a cigar in his moth 24/7 and never emptied the ash that was an inch thick at the floor).

Ionalands wrote:Totally inappropriate. Rothaland has not broken the treaty.

Enforcing our laws doesnít violate anything.

Look, its true!

Gothic Vandelia wrote:Both of those looks like shoe boxes with wheel. I actually took a ride in a Trabant taxi in Cuba, it was claustrophobic (it didn't help that the guy had a cigar in his moth 24/7 and never emptied the ash that was an inch thick at the floor).

Then maybe a Yugo, slavic, and you could fit the cheeki breeki boombox in the back.

Ionalands wrote:As retaliation for their unfair attack on me.

There is no casus belli here for Odinburgh. Iím confident the security council will punish Odinburgh accordingly.

Meanwhile in Deep13 is a certain Gothian President getting a headache.

Imbalistan wrote:Look, its true!
Then maybe a Yugo, slavic, and you could fit the cheeki breeki boombox in the back.

You have no evidence to the contrary. Itís been a stormy week in Rothaland, the ship was of course and crashed. It entered Rothish territory illegally, so therefore the passengers are ours now.

Thereís zero evidence here of anything else.

Gothic Vandelia wrote:Meanwhile in Deep13 is a certain Gothian President getting a headache.

Yes I donít blame him. Nations such as Odinburgh and Imbalistan are being quite reckless.

Ionalands wrote:You have no evidence to the contrary. Itís been a stormy week in Rothaland, the ship was of course and crashed. It entered Rothish territory illegally, so therefore the passengers are ours now.

Thereís zero evidence here of anything else.Yes I donít blame him. Nations such as Odinburgh and Imbalistan are being quite reckless.

"Stormy week."

Jesus christ, 3 planes down in one god damn day? The pilots either got drugged, or, the more obvious option is that you shot them down. Also didnt even give the bloody planes back to us so we can look in the blackbox or anything. So, your also holding a plane, which is foreign property. So I can technically kill all of the Ionka and say "Oh, but they illegally crossed this line which we said they can cross, oh well, lol, no corpses, all the children are put into slavery, and the women and men have been lit up in flames". Dont be an entitled country.

From the desk of the IDM...

ď prostitution has now been legalized.

1. Could only be in a government approved house.
2. Sexual prevention equipment must be offered.
3. No drugs or alcohol allowed.
4. Each building must have security at least one per female.
5. All cash must be agreed upon and contract signed before any contact.

In efforts which some say itís more like ď if you canít beat them join them ď

Imbalistan wrote:"Stormy week."

Jesus christ, 3 planes down in one god damn day? The pilots either got drugged, or, the more obvious option is that you shot them down. Also didnt even give the bloody planes back to us so we can look in the blackbox or anything. So, your also holding a plane, which is foreign property. So I can technically kill all of the Ionka and say "Oh, but they illegally crossed this line which we said they can cross, oh well, lol, no corpses, all the children are put into slavery, and the women and men have been lit up in flames". Dont be an entitled country.

Yes, many storms are over Rothaland, and there are many planes in the air and boats in the sea.

And I mean, all weíre doing is enforcing our laws, you would be committing genocide, which is quite different from this situation.

Ionalands wrote:Go ahead! You space lasered me and sent bio-weapons! Letís see what the SC says about that!

As a trial even begin yet. I like to meet with you. Surely we can agree to reduce the time served and be returned home in return for a non agression pact.

Ionalands wrote:Yes, many storms are over Rothaland, and there are many planes in the air and boats in the sea.

And I mean, all weíre doing is enforcing our laws, you would be committing genocide, which is quite different from this situation.

Hey, 2 planes filled with 500 people just mysteriously went down over Imbalistan, oh my! All from Ionalands, huh, well, new slaves.

Imbalistan wrote:Hey, 2 planes filled with 500 people just mysteriously went down over Imbalistan, oh my! All from Ionalands, huh, well, new slaves.

They went down over Imbalistan? Are you sure?

Odinburgh wrote:As a trial even begin yet. I like to meet with you. Surely we can agree to reduce the time served and be returned home in return for a non agression pact.

Iím sorry, but If I let your slaves off easy, I have to do it for everybody.

I keep the slaves. You pay the damages that youíve caused to my country, and then I wonít go to the SC.

Imbalistan wrote:Hey, 2 planes filled with 500 people just mysteriously went down over Imbalistan, oh my! All from Ionalands, huh, well, new slaves.

This is a crime! This is obvious retaliation for our perceived wrongdoing

Krimera wrote:They went down over Imbalistan? Are you sure?

Yes I am.

Ionalands wrote:Iím sorry, but If I let your slaves off easy, I have to do it for everybody.

I keep the slaves. You pay the damages that youíve caused to my country, and then I wonít go to the SC.This is a crime! This is obvious retaliation for our perceived wrongdoing

With that logic, I can say that the storm was a crime, whoopsy daisy!

Ionalands wrote:Iím sorry, but If I let your slaves off easy, I have to do it for everybody.

I keep the slaves. You pay the damages that youíve caused to my country, and then I wonít go to the SC.This is a crime! This is obvious retaliation for our perceived wrongdoing

I will not pay. But I will promise no more attacks. Just want to be diplomatic.

Imbalistan wrote:Yes I am.
With that logic, I can say that the storm was a crime, whoopsy daisy!

What!? You shot down civilian aircraft when I didnít even commit a crime! All for revenge when I did nothing wrong.

You are a monster.

Odinburgh wrote:I will not pay. But I will promise no more attacks. Just want to be diplomatic.

We still pay money to Kalkvia, and you expect to be able to fairly rebuild the damage you caused?

Iím sorry, but we still need some sort of payment.

Ionalands wrote:We still pay money to Kalkvia, and you expect to be able to fairly rebuild the damage you caused?

Iím sorry, but we still need some sort of payment.

Just because a commercial flight crashed due to a thunderstorm. Still a no.

Odinburgh wrote:Just because a commercial flight crashed due to a thunderstorm. Still a no.

Because you attacked me without casus belli.

Iím sorry, but Iím going to the SC. Gothic Vandelia

Ionalands wrote:What!? You shot down civilian aircraft when I didnít even commit a crime! All for revenge when I did nothing wrong.

You are a monster.

And your proof? Oh wow, thanks for the slaves.

Imbalistan wrote:And your proof? Oh wow, thanks for the slaves.

Ok, we can go to war if you like? Iím giving you a warning here.

Imbalistan wrote:Yes I am.
With that logic, I can say that the storm was a crime, whoopsy daisy!

So an aircraft crashed over your territory, meaning that it crashed on the ground. I don't know how you would even get 5 survivors, let alone the full 500 from the two planes that you said crashed.

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