Oooh lookie 'ere, 'e wants to play games on the telly! Dennis! Fetch me a stick, a rope, and a rock, we'll show this bloke 'ow to play games our way!
*the TARDiS lands and its door opens, and the following happens inside*
Oh dearie, have you a bit of fungus under your big toe? Dennis! Fetch the pruning shears!
The Piranha brothers, Doug and Dinsdale Spiny Norman?
Careful there, mustn't rile up the hedgehog. Last time that happened, it wasn't very pretty, especially for the Swedes.
SPAM SPAM SPAM, GLORIOUS DELIGHTFUL LOVELY SPAM
Ew! I don't like spam!
Does spam spam spam spam baked beans and spam count?
SQUAWK! We have brains! — I mean, visitors! Pull up a comfy chair, blokes, and introduce yourselves!
Ooh, lookie, Dennis, the swallows are back! Been what, two years since we seen ya ‘round these parts?
The airspeed veloci'y just ain't wha' it used to be, I'm afraid.
Chicken bacon? Dennis! We got a real looner ‘ere!