These mines are now MINE! (Ha who ever would have figured that the Goblin King made such great puns?)
Welcome to the Mines oh Great Goblin.
Why thank you! It's a good thing those filthy Dwarves are gone now. Maybe the Balrog will go back to sleep. Unfortunately though, now that the Dwarves have left I have no one to throw on the rack.
Dwarves reporting in all dead and entombed.
"Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!"
Clap! Snap! : echo : echo : echo : echo : echo
Good sound in here.
What do goblins like to quaff?
Mostly goblin grog, although the mountain water is quite clean
Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...
Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?
I hope not... I don't want any more Dwarf trouble.
You never know. Dwarves have not just long beards, they have long memories.
The memories of Dwarves don't trouble me.
What do goblins dream of when they sleep? What do dwarves dream of?
I always assumed that Dwarves dreamed of gold and goblins of dark, biting things.
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