How's soldiering lately?
Pretty much right left, right left, right left. :)
No left right?
that works too as long as your platoon is south of the equator.
I'm getting flushed in this heat down here!
This is the voice of Benevolent Empire
The Earth is currently experiencing a high level extinction event. This is being caused for the most part by your species.
Your planet's oceans are dying which is leading to a reduction in the diversification of species. This is destroying the naturally occurring ecological balance of the planet.
Mankind's selfish and short sighted decisions concerning pollution and over-population is the root cause for this impending disaster.
Unnatural climate changes are real and are being caused by human activities. A tipping point is close at hand.
Humans must address this issue now. We will intercede if you do not heed our warning.
You must care or your own species will not be spared.
I think you are serious there.
We have taken them in a peaceful way under our larger wing and we now travel the universe together on our shared mission. A greater peace to all living peaceful beings.
Destructive lifeforms will be treated as hostiles and may be eliminated if reaching a predetermined threshold of harm to the greater peace and well being of other life forms in their shared habitat.
Bring it greys!
Still waiting for your ray guns....
*taps foot while listening to taps*
Eugenics have been banned in all BENEVOLENT EMPIRE regions. Naturally conceived sentient beings cannot coexist in a society where others have been genetically engineered for perfection. We will respond to any violations with a Level 1 solution. This is official notification.
I don't like eugenics.
WTF Trump? No wreath?
Trump's partisan speech at the Pentagon is greeted with dead silence.