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Glorious society

Badjuristan wrote:put it in a checking cave you dumb small fry brain, you descended macaroni noodle

I like to think that Laz Corp can afford something with class rather than a dank cave

Your imaginary friend

Badjuristan wrote:im not your fecking puppet you tide pod

Are your feelings hurt?

Glorious society wrote:I like to think that Laz Corp can afford something with class rather than a dank cave

yes but satan is really just a fat guy painted red that lives in a cave and eats cheese-its

Chocolate-Chip Cookies and Loftegen 2

Badjuristan wrote:yes but satan is really just a fat guy painted red that lives in a cave and eats cheese-its

That's better.

Loftegen 2 wrote:That's better.

he's actually quite pleasant, you should meet him

Loftegen 2

Glorious society

Badjuristan wrote:yes but satan is really just a fat guy painted red that lives in a cave and eats cheese-its

Sounds like a hobo

Glorious society wrote:Sounds like a hobo

he is

Badjuristan wrote:he's actually quite pleasant, you should meet him

"Ventura!"
"Yes, Satan?"
"Oh, Mr. Schickadance, I though you were...someone else."

Loftegen 2 wrote:"Ventura!"
"Yes, Satan?"
"Oh, Mr. Schickadance, I though you were...someone else."

what?

Loftegen 2

Badjuristan wrote:what?

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

Loftegen 2 wrote:Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

do you know any good trees for hanging a noose

No poll?

What a shame.

I would like to change my answer to the last poll now, Treadwellia.

Badjuristan wrote:do you know any good trees for hanging a noose

No, I'm not a Democrat or a member of the KKK.

Loftegen 2 wrote:No, I'm not a Democrat or a member of the KKK.

darnit

Loftegen 2

2019 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS!!!

Nick Phoenix (Onofria First)
Popular Vote: 40.9%
Andrew Parker (Green Future)
Popular Vote: 30.2%
Abigail Minako (Onofrian Freedom Party)
Popular Vote: 19.7%
Julian Dylan (Onofrian People’s Party)
Popular Vote: 9.0%

Loftegen 2

That fool Trudeau has been re-elected. How pathetic

Loftegen 2 wrote:Altenburg Independent News

Prime Minister James Ysar announced today an intent to visit the Imperium of Leonism. His stated goals include formally opening our embassy there, more trade talks, and arranging for River Patrol officers to be attached to Imperial Navy units to gain ocean operations experience.

The Außenministerium issued a joint statement by Imperator Konsul Leo I. and Vizekonsul Dr. Malte Lechner regarding the intended visit of Prime Minister Ysar to the Imperium:

We have been notified by Prime Minister Ysar of the Republican Federation of Loftegen to visit our country. As a trusted ally of the Imperium, who has shown great dedication to bringing our countries closely together, the Prime Minister is always welcome in Leonism.
We are happy to assist in the process of finding a building or construction site suitable for a future Loftegan embassy in our country, or multiple branch offices thereof should the sheer size of the Imperium require it.
We are open to more trade talks with Loftegen 2 any time and would like to use this opportunity to officially confirm that our government is in talks with Loftegen and the Thunderchild Aircraft company to buy Viper.BT3 and Viper B7 aircraft, subject to further and ongoing evaluation of their performance by the Luftwaffe.
Lastly, we are highly willing to assist in the training of River Patrol officers. The last treaty we signed has a provision for stationing up to 1000 troops in each other's country, and Loftegen has so far not made use of this provision. We would recommend a training outpost in the Blaumeisehaven estuary, where training can take place on coastal, ocean and river patrols all at once. The
Imperiale Marine has large and extensive training facilities in the area that can be used by the River Patrol as needed.

We are happy to accommodate the Prime Minister anytime.

North west ko, Your imaginary friend, and Loftegen 2

Tubbius is confused by the rapid madness on the RMB.

Aigania, Chocolate-Chip Cookies, Kappan, Mzeusia, and 1 otherLoftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius is confused by the rapid madness on the RMB.

May I offer you a cookie in these trying times?

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, and Kappan

Chocolate-Chip Cookies wrote:May I offer you a cookie in these trying times?

Cookies are always welcome, especially now. Mrs. Tubbius craves them due to Her little ones growing within Her, and Tubbius just craves them.

Of course, He tries to blame the little ones, too, claiming their influence on their mother influences Him, but it doesn't really work like that, or does it?

Treadwellia wrote:Cookies are always welcome, especially now. Mrs. Tubbius craves them due to Her little ones growing within Her, and Tubbius just craves them.

Of course, He tries to blame the little ones, too, claiming their influence on their mother influences Him, but it doesn't really work like that, or does it?

Luckily for the Tubbiuses, Nes'le Toulhousse has an endless supply of both cookies and safe-to-eat cookie dough for whatever cravings arise.

Treadwellia and Loftegen 2

New adelsin wrote:Sneyland, bring mr Debussy back onto farm grounds and issue him with a warning.

e___e he better pony up on his job at the next event.

At the next event, the moose cream will flow.

Treadwellia and Loftegen 2

Glorious society wrote:I like to think that Laz Corp can afford something with class rather than a dank cave

What if we rented the bat cave?

Loftegen 2

Leonism wrote:The Außenministerium issued a joint statement by Imperator Konsul Leo I. and Vizekonsul Dr. Malte Lechner regarding the intended visit of Prime Minister Ysar to the Imperium:

We have been notified by Prime Minister Ysar of the Republican Federation of Loftegen to visit our country. As a trusted ally of the Imperium, who has shown great dedication to bringing our countries closely together, the Prime Minister is always welcome in Leonism.
We are happy to assist in the process of finding a building or construction site suitable for a future Loftegan embassy in our country, or multiple branch offices thereof should the sheer size of the Imperium require it.
We are open to more trade talks with Loftegen 2 any time and would like to use this opportunity to officially confirm that our government is in talks with Loftegen and the Thunderchild Aircraft company to buy Viper.BT3 and Viper B7 aircraft, subject to further and ongoing evaluation of their performance by the Luftwaffe.
Lastly, we are highly willing to assist in the training of River Patrol officers. The last treaty we signed has a provision for stationing up to 1000 troops in each other's country, and Loftegen has so far not made use of this provision. We would recommend a training outpost in the Blaumeisehaven estuary, where training can take place on coastal, ocean and river patrols all at once. The
Imperiale Marine has large and extensive training facilities in the area that can be used by the River Patrol as needed.

We are happy to accommodate the Prime Minister anytime.

It's worth noting that she is highly likely to visit as well, for reasons of her own. The Prime Minister cannot be blamed for that; he can only warn our friends of impending trouble.

e__e I'm going to run 4 office.

I will not stand for commies.

Your imaginary friend

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