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Westrayek

Sinyal wrote:Ok, one, you're not roleplaying with us. 2. you just moved here. 3. who gives a [CENSORED]

Well I issue my apologies if I somehow offended you. I was in this region before but had ceased to exist, and have recently returned. I was simply asking how other nations feel about education.
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Westrayek wrote:Well I issue my apologies if I somehow offended you. I was in this region before but had ceased to exist, and have recently returned. I was simply asking how other nations feel about education.
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sry m8 didn't read all the way xD

Gladiator Part 2
Fenix decided he would become a gladiator even though he had no clue how to fight. He patiently waited until the gladiator fights were over so he could go to the emperor's palace. When he started walking there it was sunset. By the time he arrived it was nighttime. He was only a few inches into the palace before a guard stopped him.
"Why are you here?" the guard questioned.
"I'm going to become a gladiator," Fenix replied.
After that, the guard let him in. He finally found the main room after walking through a maze of halls.
"Why are you here, scrawny peasant?" the emperor boomed.
"I w-want to become a gladiator," Fenix said quivering in the emperor's presence.
"Well then take your coins and get started," the emperor said as he tossed Fenix a bag of coins.
Fenix grabbed the coins and hastily walked out of the palace. He didn't sleep fearing someone would steal his coins. Once it was morning he went shopping for gear. He bought a steel broadsword and some cheap chain mail. He still had about a thousand coins left over so he bought a small 3 room, 1 floor house. He also bought food and normal clothes. Since he hadn't rested he plopped down on the bed, exhausted and fell asleep. His last thought before sleep was I better train hard because my first fight is in 5 days and it is to the death.

To be continued...

Welp there's part 2 to the story

yeet

New state republic and Loftegen 2

This is an official telegram composed by the director of magic to Loftegen 2 meant for Lady Zaharra

Well m'lady I couldn't help overhear you talking about people having magic inside them. We have eyes on people in Sinyal who have magic inside them to. I hope you will understand the difference between magic being inside of people and people learning and using magic. We can let these people come talk to you, if you would like.

Westrayek wrote:In recent news in Westrayek, citizens are concerned that there will never be Presidential elections again. After a violent coup several years ago, President Jose Alvarado promised citizens that there would be a Presidential election "very soon". It has been over three years, and protests have began in Westrayek calling for a new President to be elected. This morning, President Alvarado has retaliated by deciding to drastically cut funding to the Ministry of Education. He states that funding education is "communist" and that protesters "can't protest with signs if they don't know how to write". Some have criticised his move as "corrupt" and "stupid", while others have praised it. Senator Mateo Lopez praised the President and said "in reality, the only thing education has taught people is to be rebellious and immoral."

President Alvarado's Administration has called upon our fellow nations to give input on their opinions on public education, and whether they feel it is necessary. Should education be private, should it be publicly funded by the government, or should it be simply outlawed?

We Hycronesians believe education is one of the most important pillars of society, and that the government should always publicly fund it.

Now, you can consider two things, depending on your form of government:

If your nation is democratic:

If the people arent even capable of reading or doing basic tasks/things that are learnt in school, how are they supposed to distinguish good and evil? How are they supposed to know the government is doing the right thing for them, and that they are not supposed to rebel?

If your nation is a dictatorship:

Education is power, the people dont need to learn the truth, they have to learn what the government considers as the truth, you can use schools to create a new generation of puppets that will do everything you want. Fun, right?

(i wrote this on mobile and english is not my first language, sorry if it doesnt make sense)

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:15. take it or leave it.

100. You take it or leave it.

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Fluffiness

Westrayek wrote:In recent news in Westrayek, citizens are concerned that there will never be Presidential elections again. After a violent coup several years ago, President Jose Alvarado promised citizens that there would be a Presidential election "very soon". It has been over three years, and protests have began in Westrayek calling for a new President to be elected. This morning, President Alvarado has retaliated by deciding to drastically cut funding to the Ministry of Education. He states that funding education is "communist" and that protesters "can't protest with signs if they don't know how to write". Some have criticised his move as "corrupt" and "stupid", while others have praised it. Senator Mateo Lopez praised the President and said "in reality, the only thing education has taught people is to be rebellious and immoral."

President Alvarado's Administration has called upon our fellow nations to give input on their opinions on public education, and whether they feel it is necessary. Should education be private, should it be publicly funded by the government, or should it be simply outlawed?

Fluffiness believes that education should be one of the most important priority of a nation. To give people a chance to live a fulfilling life, they have to know the possibilities they have, and they must have a chance to achieve this. Knowing history, science, arts... allows people to better analyze current events and form better opinions.

Anyone read my part 2 yet?

New state republic, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Westrayek wrote:Well I issue my apologies if I somehow offended you. I was in this region before but had ceased to exist, and have recently returned. I was simply asking how other nations feel about education.
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Education is great. So says Tubbius!

New state republic, Your Imaginary Friend, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and 3 othersGuiness Freaks, Loftegen 2, and Westrayek

Eripolis wrote:100. You take it or leave it.

Tubbius is confuuused.

New state republic and Loftegen 2

Beer leader is pleased with the rebranding and new marketing that has been going on with the beer leader lager, beer leader summer lager and beer leader summer lemon shandy. So pleased he is considering to offer a rebate of sorts: every one who purchases a 24 of the 3 beers mentioned above by midnight on June 17th, 2019 (beer leaders birthday) will be eligible for a rebate of 3 pints and a 48 pack will be eligible for a rebate of 8 pints. Check your local beer leader licensed beer store for specifics.

Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader is pleased with the rebranding and new marketing that has been going on with the beer leader lager, beer leader summer lager and beer leader summer lemon shandy. So pleased he is considering to offer a rebate of sorts: every one who purchases a 24 of the 3 beers mentioned above by midnight on June 17th, 2019 (beer leaders birthday) will be eligible for a rebate of 3 pints and a 48 pack will be eligible for a rebate of 8 pints. Check your local beer leader licensed beer store for specifics.

vodka!

yeet

New state republic and Loftegen 2

Sinyal wrote:vodka!

yeet

Nyet! Yeet yourself.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Nyet! Yeet yourself.

yeet you times 84767845658734658734658703426586324785634287567384

Grossadmiral Der Lowe wrote:Chimpanzee

Apricot.

Loftegen 2 wrote:Apricot.

Chimichanga

Mzeusia wrote:Mine just pumps blood around. I'm not sure what love's got to do with it.

It's just a second hand emotion...

Loftegen 2 wrote:It's just a second hand emotion...

rp

New state republic and Guiness Freaks

Sinyal wrote:Chimichanga

Newspaper.

New state republic

Loftegen 2 wrote:Newspaper.

[CENSORED]

Sinyal wrote:yeet you times 84767845658734658734658703426586324785634287567384

Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot
Times that by infinity
Woohoo

Sinyal wrote:rp

What's love got to do? Got to do with it?

Guiness Freaks wrote:Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot
Times that by infinity
Woohoo

then what if I times infinity times infinity? will the world explode into [CENSORED]

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