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Dear leader would very much like to sleep more than he has been getting.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader would very much like to sleep more than he has been getting.

Same. I'm not on call this weekend but the "little Emperors" woke me at 7 am anyways...

Leonism wrote:Same. I'm not on call this weekend but the "little Emperors" woke me at 7 am anyways...

Same with the twins . . . Although we do have a full schedule ahead of us today as well.

Word has it that the members of a sewer crew in Piggy Cliff have found out the hard way that every last one of them is too fat for the pipes, ending up stuck in a very smelly and unsanitary underground and thus stopping up the facilities in the city completely. Thus, while waiting for relief from the situation, everyone in town, Rotund Royals included, has to get by with resorting to the mandatory, "just in case" stockpiles of diapers sized for all family members.

Apparently, such happenings are fairly common experiences.

In addition, footage has resurfaced from Christmas of Tubbius using a little Tubbius Magic to grow out the tips of His ears to points when a child asked why the Jolly Old Elf Himself did not have them. An immediate, informal poll by a Tubbian priest went out over all major TubbNet social media, asking the people's opinions. Tubbians everywhere agree that the Chubby Cabooses would look lovely with such points permanently. A carefully worded exchange of MMPH mmphs and HRM hrms agrees, and the next pictures to hit the TubbNet showcase the nearly fully disrobed Rotundities in Their eyeglasses, Tubbras, adult diapers, and newly permanent, gently pointed ear tips.

These photos, however, cause a breakdown in the TubbNet, which cascades into a failure of texting services and then rolls into a collapse of the phone system as excited Tubbians the kingdom over gush about their many times great-Grampa and Grammy.

Such breakdowns, of course, only hamper the rescue efforts of those stuck in the sewer pipes.

Oops.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader would very much like to sleep more than he has been getting.

A mallet to the head might cure that. Just have some aspirin handy when Dear Leader wakes up.

It's been awhile,but a new poll battle is here! there can be only one!

page=poll/p=141617

Best Pot Pie!

Hello, Green Fire Bird People!

North Prarie wrote:Hello, Green Fire Bird People!

Mmph mmph MMPH!

Treadwellia wrote:Mmph mmph MMPH!

*goes to hug Tubbius*
*becomes absorbed in Tubbius' stomach*

North Prarie wrote:*goes to hug Tubbius*
*becomes absorbed in Tubbius' stomach*

Gently wiggles and jiggles to free the hugger!

Post by Ns football league suppressed by a moderator.

Dear leader is tired and sore in a good way. He and the twins have been helping the guiness freakesian waterkeepers to plant new trees around the lake in Guiness freaks. Little leader un also had a birthday party to go to and the twins played on the playground as well. Time for dinner and a nightcap.

Edgy memes for edgy teens

In my attempt to make some teenage punk paradise, I ended up outlawing elections xd

Edgy memes for edgy teens wrote:In my attempt to make some teenage punk paradise, I ended up outlawing elections xd

Cool

I have a new favourite unintended issue consequence: attempted to enact some workplace harassment regulations, instead implemented mandatory daily group therapy at the workplace.

"Instructions unclear: send in the shrinks!"

Edgy memes for edgy teens wrote:In my attempt to make some teenage punk paradise, I ended up outlawing elections xd

Yeah this kind of thing happens. For a while I had an autocracy with civil rights "good" and political rights "good" for a similar reason.
Don't worry, an issue will appear where you can reinstate elections.

Guiness Freaks and Edgy memes for edgy teens

Tubbius is happy to see on the news that all of the sewer workers who were stuck in pipes have been safely rescued. He can now get up and bathe before going to His local Church of Tubbius. He has learned, too, that the new, gentle, elven points to His pudgy ears can be playfully wiggled! His Immensity has had much fun amusing the seven babies with this fact.

89th most rotund in the world! Happy Tubbius blesses the Tubbian believers with an extra helping in today's feast.

New poll battle is here! there can be only one! * Battle of the Pot Pie!!!!*

page=poll/p=141617

Best Pot Pie!

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius is happy to see on the news that all of the sewer workers who were stuck in pipes have been safely rescued. He can now get up and bathe before going to His local Church of Tubbius. He has learned, too, that the new, gentle, elven points to His pudgy ears can be playfully wiggled! His Immensity has had much fun amusing the seven babies with this fact.

Buy buy buy on treadwellia brand toilet paper yells dear leader!

Germany 1 9 4 3 wrote:hi

Good afternoon?

The Tubbius family is back home after church, getting undressed from formal, ceremonial garments and into loose-fitting, flowing, Tubbex pajamas. However, sizable feasts and great devotion yielded a Tubbius Magic Surge in both of the Two Tubbies, adding even more flesh to Their great, baggy bodies. Therefore, finding nightgowns with enough room to give is a little of a chore, with suddenly outgrown "jammies" being tossed into a sizable pile. His Immensity's hand-me-downs will go to His older brother, who has plans to work hard to grow into them, and the rest will go to the local Tubbius Family Museum.

Fifth largest pizza delivery in the world! To celebrate, and to help alleviate the already publicized frustrations with Tubbius' outgrowing of His pajamas, the makers of Tubbza send His Heftiness a new nightgown done in a pizza toppings pattern. It's a shame that His Immensity is completely color-blind and thus can't fully appreciate the garish design, but, well, the gown IS a whole size larger than His previous outfits, so it's a little roomy and thus wearable. Pictures hit the TubbNet in short order after the Portly Poppa calls the local Tubbabies to set up an appointment tomorrow for another fitting.

Tonight in Leonism:

An international summit is taking place via video chat after Imperator Konsul Leo I. was informed that meeting in person with other heads of government would have cost more than a billion Imperialmark in security costs alone. While some foreign leaders are dismayed, others enjoy the hassle-free session were they can sit in the comfort of their own palace while chatting with fellow leaders via big screens and HD cameras. The more technology savvy leaders have already agreed to have further summits this way.

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