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T minus 3 hours until dear leader and the twins go to see end game. Stopping all liquid now for proper dehydration status.

Garwood island and Freedricks

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Do you think that's because the exam is harder or people just aren't getting the hang of it as quickly?

I think maybe both. The exam is nowadays digital and the answers to the multiple choice questions appear in randomized order...back in 2004 it was a paper test and you could just memorize the questions beforehand (they are available for practice beforehand).

I also think that people coming of age nowadays are less interested in learning to drive a car, it isn't all the rage anymore. Thus they may be less focused, maybe?

Dear leader also very excited for the new albums out today from Josh Ritter and the mountain goats. Check them out if you like good music.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader also very excited for the new albums out today from Josh Ritter and the mountain goats. Check them out if you like good music.

Mountain Goats making music?
You know what this means. They are quickly becoming the dominant species.

Mzeusia wrote:Mountain Goats making music?
You know what this means. They are quickly becoming the dominant species.

In the musical wicked they also are teaching the youth. make of this what you will #dominantspecies

This morning, Tubbius is indulging in Third Breakfast in His new MaTubbity coveralls. During Second Breakfast, Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius pointed out that these new garments, being meant for wear by both the oft-pregnant Tubbian women and the great-tummied Tubbian men, have a buttonable flap that can be adjusted for a growing belly (either through baby or blubber). His Immensity, wanting to test this feature properly, is thus eating five double-sized breakfasts this morning.

Hi everyone, how's it going. Just revived my nation because I just remembered this existed.

Treadwellia, Scani, Garwood island, Your Imaginary Friend, and 4 othersKaskardia, Guiness Freaks, Leonism, and Freedricks

Caybow wrote:I passed. Also I'm actually 17 and the examiner looked really bored while I was doing my driving.

Good for you!

Mirfast wrote:Hi everyone, how's it going. Just revived my nation because I just remembered this existed.

Welcome back! I'm doing pretty well, how are you? :D

Also I'm gonna be out of town camping all weekend so won't be able to log on probably for a few days! See y'all later. :D

Dear leader has heated seats as it should be . . . Now where's the beer?

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader has heated seats as it should be . . . Now where's the beer?

The best beer is inferior to skeleton juice!

In Piggy Cliff, Tubbius is now up from the table, helping Mrs. Tubbius feed the little ones. This is a day when all Tubbiuses want to eat a lot, it seems, so His Gobbiness agreed to assist in the feeding and cleaning.

Good Portly Poppa.

The Exarch of Cosmic space is sitting alongside one of the many sparkling radiated oceans of Growtt, mimosa in hand while the starving masses surround them, begging for more rations.

Dear leader gives avenger end game a solid 3 1/2 white Russians.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader has heated seats as it should be . . . Now where's the beer?

*surreptitiously slides over a pint of Spaten Optimator, just off the plane from Frankfurt*

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear leader gives avenger end game a solid 3 1/2 white Russians.

One per hour?

Treadwellia wrote:One per hour?

One per pee break

Everybody must be out having more fun than your poor dear leader.

I see there's a regional map. Does this regional map serve a purpose (e.g., for RP)?

Medai wrote:I see there's a regional map. Does this regional map serve a purpose (e.g., for RP)?

For now, it's still new. Some folks are using it in RP; others just like having a visualization of their little plot of imaginary land!

Guiness Freaks wrote:Everybody must be out having more fun than your poor dear leader.

Tubbius is lying in bed with Mrs. Tubbius, two great-tummied lumps lightly sweating despite the massive fan and wonderful air conditioning in the palace. His Immensity blames it on His mountainous middle, so blessedly bountiful; Her Maternity blames it on Tubbius' having gotten Her pregnant another time, now being five months along.

Both are correct, of course, though Her Motherhood is no tiny, skinny mini Herself, either.

Tubbius the Rotund cannot just stay in bed. Up He huffs and wobbles, needing something cold and tasty and sugary to drink.

He even thinks of Mrs. Tubbius, bringing Her Heaviness a glass of the same with a loving kiss on a flabby jowl.

TFW no West Amerika on Lazarus map!

Leonism just sent an a scout force to find out our exact location on the Lazarene continent. A squadron of six R21 Spatz scout planes have been deployed along the coast and over northern mountain ranges to find our neighbouring nations.
Meanwhile, four corvettes have launched from the southern harbour of Blaumeisehaven to explore the waters around Leonism.

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