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Guiness Freaks wrote:And soon a cigar purchased from the indigenous fellow up the road.

Grrr.

Guiness Freaks wrote:And soon a cigar purchased from the indigenous fellow up the road.

You mean an indian who doesn't have to pay tax on it?

Hey white boi! Cigarettes and firewater, come and get them, tax free!

New vedan and Guiness Freaks

Treadwellia wrote:The Tubby One does not want to get out of bed. He just wants to rest and eat.

That's what Chancellor Emily Jheff did today. Chips, ice cream and doughnuts. Bingewatching and coddling with family. It doesn't get much better than this!

*The room is dark but the crackling fire illuminating its surroundings. A man can be seen sitting in a chair and upon closer inspection, it's Conan VI eating a chicken sandwich from KFC.*

Conan VI: "What was so special about Burger King? Their burgers are terrible and food service is terr-"

*Approaching footsteps interrupts Conan VI*

Conan VI: "Who the bloody hell do you think you are?"

???: "I'm you."

*A similar-looking man exits the dark into the light provided by the fire"

???: "So how is it being king?"

*A moment of silence passes until finally, Conan VI rushes to his sidearm. A gunshot rings out*

Agent 49: "I must ask Conan, why do you leave and come back into power countlessly?"

Conan V: "Sometimes you must flee the throne to keep the crown if that makes any sense. Now, let's head to Burger King."

Demonos

New adelsin where are you?

Treadwellia and Loftegen 3

Sneyland wrote:New adelsin where are you?

Tubbius the Rotund thinks He might be busy caring for the moose farm.

Demonos, Puddles the puppy, Sneyland, Debussy, and 1 otherLoftegen 3

The united nikland wrote:Hi

Hello. First time in Lazarus?

The united nikland wrote:Hi

Hey. Take a seat. Want some Mzeusian tea? It's the best tea in NS.

Also, if anyone wants to contribute to the gazette coming about in a little over a week, let me know. You can do Lonely Hearts submissions, advertisements, opinion pieces etc. Any questions, let me know.

Owans, Treadwellia, Demonos, Debussy, and 1 otherLoftegen 3

hello there!

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund thinks He might be busy caring for the moose farm.

it has been 6 days since i last heard from him

Treadwellia and Loftegen 3

e__________e *bursts out of the woods all muddy and dirty with an empty whiskey bottle*

Sneyland go man the little moose petting zoo you! We're *burp* we're *burp* ganna have another stew market!

*drops whiskey bottle*

*falls head first into ground*

*snores*

*moose continue to walk around Adelsin as if this is a typical day*

Treadwellia, Demonos, Debussy, and Loftegen 3

New adelsin wrote:e__________e *bursts out of the woods all muddy and dirty with an empty whiskey bottle*

Sneyland go man the little moose petting zoo you! We're *burp* we're *burp* ganna have another stew market!

*drops whiskey bottle*

*falls head first into ground*

*snores*

*moose continue to walk around Adelsin as if this is a typical day*

Tubbius the Rotund, being a farmer Himself for a long time, manages to see the moose safely back to their pens. Mmph mmph!

Puddles the puppy and Loftegen 3

Puddles the puppy

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund thinks He might be busy caring for the moose farm.

*snuffles the moose*

New adelsin wrote:e__________e *bursts out of the woods all muddy and dirty with an empty whiskey bottle*

Sneyland go man the little moose petting zoo you! We're *burp* we're *burp* ganna have another stew market!

*drops whiskey bottle*

*falls head first into ground*

*snores*

*moose continue to walk around Adelsin as if this is a typical day*

e__________________e

Hey all, I’m new! (Signed up a few years ago but gave up and went inactive lol) Nice to meet you all

Treadwellia, The matthews islands, Demonos, Wolfana, and 1 otherKingdom of Napels

New adelsin wrote:e__________e *bursts out of the woods all muddy and dirty with an empty whiskey bottle*

Sneyland go man the little moose petting zoo you! We're *burp* we're *burp* ganna have another stew market!

*drops whiskey bottle*

*falls head first into ground*

*snores*

*moose continue to walk around Adelsin as if this is a typical day*

ok

Barritia wrote:Hey all, I’m new! (Signed up a few years ago but gave up and went inactive lol) Nice to meet you all

Welcome to Lazarus! :)

Also, looks like Treadwellia is one day removed from being the longest serving WA delegate in Lazarene history :D

Treadwellia, New vedan, Momo peoples republic, and Demonos

Kingdom of Napels wrote:Welcome to Lazarus! :)

Also, looks like Treadwellia is one day removed from being the longest serving WA delegate in Lazarene history :D

Really? Heck yea!!! We need to throw a celebration of some kind. :)

Also who was the previous record holder?

Just me or has RMB been inactive lately?

Greetings everyone.

Cianlandia wrote:Just me or has RMB been inactive lately?

I don't think it's just you.

Tubbius blearily wobbles from computer to hot tub. His Adiposity needs a bath between His Breakfasts and His Lunches.

Momo peoples republic and Mzeusia

Cianlandia wrote:Just me or has RMB been inactive lately?

I wait for my chance to pounce and try selling crap tanks or something

Barritia wrote:Hey all, I’m new! (Signed up a few years ago but gave up and went inactive lol) Nice to meet you all

Welcome to our region. Looks like you're a Phoenix now... stay awhile. Our region is a bit stranger and stronger than most. Anything goes really, so long as you're respectful and not a bloody nazi.

Cianlandia wrote:Just me or has RMB been inactive lately?

The Principality has done all she can to utilize our embassies and bring in foreign nations for policy debate. We think there should be a concerted effort to increase interregional dialogue, wouldn't you say?

New vedan wrote:Really? Heck yea!!! We need to throw a celebration of some kind. :)

Also who was the previous record holder?

We couldn't agree more dear friend. Our delegate at least deserves a massive chocolate phoenix the size of a class A recreational vehicle.

Mzeusia wrote:

Also, if anyone wants to contribute to the gazette coming about in a little over a week, let me know. You can do Lonely Hearts submissions, advertisements, opinion pieces etc. Any questions, let me know.

Should we submit on the offsite forum? Or direct TG? Demonos has some DIME achievements she'd like announced.

New vedan and Momo peoples republic

Demonos wrote:Should we submit on the offsite forum? Or direct TG? Demonos has some DIME achievements she'd like announced.

TG would be best. Thanks.

Demonos

New vedan wrote:Really? Heck yea!!! We need to throw a celebration of some kind. :)

Also who was the previous record holder?

Griffin Somerset, also known for being the founder of The New Inquisition, who was kicked from Lazarus by the NPO Senator and Lazarene delegate Feux for being opposed to the NPO's interests.

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