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Guiness Freaks wrote:

Beer leader and the twins are playing the Oregon Trail card game. They all died of dysentary.

There's a card game version?

Sinyal wrote:

there's a card game version of minecraft for flip's sake!

I suppose that shouldn't surprise me...

Loftegen 2 wrote:

There's a card game version?

It's odd because I'd think the card game would have come before the computer game and yet here we are.

https://www.target.com/p/the-oregon-trail-game/-/A-50562794?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&CPNG=PLA_Toys%2BShopping_Local&adgroup=SC_Toys&LID=700000001170770pgs&network=g&device=m&location=9005494&gclsrc=aw.ds&ds_rl=1246978&ds_rl=1248099&ds_rl=1246978&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9JzoBRDjARIsAGcdIDVbahED8LHuTe6-TM9mBerZNMvX49xCV3G5lzmCTn61jRXZIwO3x7gaAjsrEALw_wcB

signing off!

Did a kind of the same thing as Sinyal by doing a timeline of my country.

an group of scientests in @@@(naiton)university has invented an technology to build an GPS in to the brain, and automaticly know where you are. Protesters against took that problem to the government, and waiting for the legislation.

Option1: The protester from the "Humanity is best" group, Maxibane Shandra says angrily, "Changing the human brain? That's nonsense! We are not computers! The problem is define. The government needs to ban these machine-brain people, orelse they will make other parts in the brain machines, and this nation will be filled with cold-blodded machines. You don't want to be an mindless machine do you?"
[EFFECT]build-in machines are banned
[STAT]Religiosness increases a bit, godforsakenness will fall a bit, economy will fall 3-5.
Option2: "Banning this marviolus technology? Nonsense!" says the head of the "smarter brain project", Maine brown. "By using this technology, we, infact all of us can be more than 10-times smarter. We can also defend our naiton if we use machines for other parts in our brain, and it will be an big hit if we sell it out. We can use it for every thing! the government's got to support and accept the project for an better future! long live @@@nation@@@!"
[EFFECT]The government is supporting a project to building in machines in brains.
[STAT]Scientifically advanced, economy encrease a little, and people become smarter.
Option3: An survivor from floating 109 days in the ocean sais "ashame the government! If the government supported these fellows, i wasn't floating in the ocean. Luckly, I survived, and the solution is clear! Government should research an technlogy to make or selves all machines exept the brain, and no more things like that will happen again! for the people that died in stupid accidents, these projects should be getting more than half the government stock"
[EFFECT]The government is supporting projects to make cyborg-like people.
[STAT]Science increases a lot, economy up 10, and gonforsakenness well increase.
Option4: "Before consumin' these machine projects, I have my words" sais sheriff Trainias Outlaw, "We don't need those stinkin' machines anymore. I sawn lot's of sites in my life, but those natives, they don't use machines, but do you know they 're the happiest in the nation? Not even these projects, all not needed house machines should be gone! Only industry machines should be approved!"
[EFFECT]Machines, exept industry is banned
{STAT]Economy goes down about 25, government will be eco-friendly

This is my new issue, please review.

Yap218 wrote:

A group of scientists in @@@(nation)university has invented a GPS that can be put in the brain, and automatically know where you are. Protesters have taken the problem to the government, demanding you take action.

Option1: Maxibane Shandra from the Humanity is Best group says angrily, "Changing the human brain? That's nonsense! We are not computers! The government needs to ban these machine-brain people, or else they will replace the rest of the brain with tech, and this nation will be filled with cold-blooded machines. You don't want to be a mindless machine do you?"

[EFFECT]Built-in machines are banned.

[STAT]Religiousness increases a bit, godforsakenness will fall a bit, economy will fall 3-5.

Option2: "Banning this marvellous technology? Nonsense!" says Maine Brown, the head of the Smarter Brain Project. "By using this technology we, in fact all of us, can be more than ten times smarter. We can also defend our nation if we use machines for other parts in our brain, and it will be an big hit if we sell it out. We can use it for every thing! The government's got to support and accept the project for an better future! long live @@@nation@@@!"

[EFFECT]The government is supporting a project to build machines in brains.

[STAT]Scientifically advanced, economy increases a little, and people become smarter.

Option3: A survivor who floated 109 days in the ocean says, "Shame! If the government had supported these fellows, I wouldn't have been floating in the ocean. Luckily I survived and the solution is clear! Government should research technology to make ourselves all machines except the brain, and no more things like that will happen again! Think of the people who die all the time in stupid accidents; these important projects should be getting more than half the government's attention."

[EFFECT]The government is supporting projects to make cyborg-like people.

[STAT]Science increases a lot, economy up 10, and godforsakenness well increase.

Option4: "Before consumin' these machine projects, I have my words" says sheriff Trainias Outlaw, "We don't need those stinkin' machines anymore. I sawn lot's of sites in my life, but those natives, they don't use machines, but do you know they 're the happiest in the nation? Not even these projects, all not needed house machines should be gone! Only industry machines should be approved!"
[EFFECT]Machines, besides those used in industry, are banned.
{STAT]Economy goes down about 25, government will be eco-friendly.

I messed around with it a little! Hope you find the edits helpful. :) There's actually a whole forum section for this on the NS Forums that you might want to check out!

Your imaginary friend wrote:

No I don't want to see into your mind Loftegen, plz nu. ;=;

(Great factbook btw, very interesting.)

LoL! And thank you!

I forgot to update my poems >.<

Leonism wrote:

Imperial Foreign Ministry, Leestcheck, capital of the Imperium
Foreign Minister Vizekonsul Malte Lechner was sitting at the large meeting table in his office, together with his vice-foreign minister, Prokonsul II. Klasse Jennifer Adler. It was rare that the two of them had time to discuss policy together in person, but now was one of those times.

The ambassador from Fluffiness had sent Adler a proposal for a treaty on cooperation. Intelligence sharing regarding NLO activities was something both parties could agree on. The Fluffinessian side did not agree to prisoner exchanges though. "We will have to drop this matter", Lechner said. "It is purely hypothetical at this point anyway. Maybe Leo should consider ruling out prisoner exchanges with Loftegen 2 though, The Dark Witch in Altenburg seems to scare other nations in this regard." Adler nodded.

Lechner continued:
"We stand to gain something for our economy when it comes to the Book Publishing industry and Tourism through this treaty. I don't know how many tourists from Fluffiness will want to visit our country, but every single one is more than before. The backwater parts of South Frisia could use them especially, as they are falling behind Blaumeisehaven economically. But they have nice beaches. Does Fluffiness have nice beaches? I don't know. We simply need more intelligence about that country. Tell our newly appointed ambassador, Untergeneral Silke Kahrs, to travel the country. And send her more staff, the diplomatic service has plenty of bored new recruits. Remind them to leave their guns here, the people of Fluffiness don't allow open carry of guns. We will request that they allow us to station a company of Imperial Guard at the embassy compound, however."

"Ja, Vizekonsul. I will inform Diana Taeto that we agree with their draft text by and large. Ultimately the Reichstag will have to ratify the agreement", Adler noted. "I also don't think they will disagree with armed guards when those will remain strictly on the embassy grounds themselves."

"Alright then. Now let's focus on the NLO rebellion by Vizekonsul Schulte. We need to assure our foreign partners that we're not in a civil war, that the NLO has not taken over our armed forces and that we're very much in control. The Raumwaffe is loyal to the Imperium, only a handful of soldiers have chosen their loyalty to Schulte over their loyalty to the Imperium as a whole..."

Toroi Denkya frowned. He had received a new mail from Diana Taeto. It had to be good news. Hopefully it was. It seemed that Leonism officials agreed with the current terms. All they needed was the approval of their assembly, the Reichstag. They also wanted to have a company of their soldiers stationed at their embassy. Toroi would notify the Head of Military of this, but this was absolutely okay. After all, the embassy counted as a Foreign Territory With Diplomatic Status, so the rules of Leonism applied there. He would tell Diana to remind the diplomats that there were sometimes violent riots in Turnal. It was very unlikely that they would attack the embassy, but if it happened, the police would defend it first with non-lethal weapons. It would be troublesome if Leonism soldiers hurt or killed someone. It also seemed that Leonism lacked information about Fluffiness. It could be useful to set up a commission to write a bit about the culture, geography and history of Fluffiness.

But Toroi had concerning matters to tell Diana too. Early reports showed that there had been explosions, nuclear explosions, in Loftegen. The electro-magnetic impulsions had caused some electrical isssues in the east of Fluffiness. But worse, this meant that war was not so far. Toroi had planned to try tighten Fluffiness links with Loftegen, but this would have to be postponed. He had conducted a meeting with Rachel Fergus, they had decided to move troops to the Loftegen border. About two-thirds of the armed force would get there. Yet, they had no illusion, they would be crushed in the event of an invasion. So they had begun to implement insurgency tactics, in which Fluffiness wasn't so bad. But they needed more troops and more equipements. Almost everything in Fluffiness arsenal was obsolete (10 MiG-15 are still in use). Fluffiness couldn't resist an invasion by itself.

Diana received the message from Toroi. She immediately contacted the Prokonsul II. Klasse, teling her she would wait for the Reichstag ratification, and that there was no problem with Leonism soldiers in the embassy, as long a they don't start shooting people at random. She finished her message, asking if there was any trouble lately in Loftegen, as reports indicated nuclear strikes. She wished Leonism to be safe, especially Imperator Konsul Leo I.

Leonism wrote:

Public Press Release to all nations of Lazarus
From the Außenministerium (foreign ministry) of the Imperium of Leonism.

Dear allies, friends and neighbours,
We regret to inform you that a rogue senior officer, until now the supreme commander of our space forces branch of the Imperial Armed Forces, has stolen an experimental military starship and is currently attacking Loftegen 2 as dictated by the New Light Order (NLO), an extremist branch of the Order of the Light, that was responsible for several terrorist attacks in Loftegen 2, Leonism, Sinyalian messenger and possibly Fluffiness in the recent weeks.

Abusing his position of power, he has convinced a small part of the forces formerly under his command to join him in his misled crusade.

Loyal Imperial forces are currently fighting alongside the armed forces of Loftegen 2 to thwart the attacks.

We are hereby reassuring all of Lazarus that there is no civil war in the Imperium and that the elected government under Imperator Konsul Leo I. retains full control. The Imperial Armed Forces have a peacetime strength of 70 million active duty personnel, of which 5 million are part of the Raumwaffe. Out of these, only a few hundred have taken the sides of the traitor.

We assure you that we are doing our utmost to arrest the NLO terrorists and contain any threat they pose.

Should you come under attack being what appears to be Imperial forces, please contact the Außenministerium immediately. The Imperium of Leonism does consider itself to be at peace with all other nations at the moment and will not attack unless in self-defense. Thus any aggressive acts by Imperial forces are most likely the work of rebellious traitors, which we will hunt down until they are all arrested and brought to justice, or killed if they resist arrest.

Thank you for your time and feel free to ask any questions.

Außenminister Vizekonsul Malte Lechner of the Imperium

Thank you very much for this information. In case you need an emergency landing, your troops are exceptionally allowed to land in Fluffiness. We will not allow rogue organization to use weapons of mass destruction.

Rachel Fergus, Head of the Military

OOC : I've begun to work on the military of Fluffiness here :

Full of old rusty soviet stuff !

For trading cards, is there a way to junk certain types of cards e.g. common cards en masse?

Thanks, I don't want to break my fingers junking 100's of common cards