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Mzeusia wrote:Get off me lawn!

Damn kids!

Mzeusia and Guiness Freaks

Only one more category to go...

Loftegen 2 enjoys a position of great respect and influence within Lazarus, partly because of the nation's long history of peace with its immediate neighbors, and partly because of its massive and dynamic economy. Loftegen 2 made goods are traded throughout the region, and a large amount of intracontinental trade passes through Loftegen 2 on its way to and from various other countries.

Of course, the nation's substantial military strength, especially in the areas of nuclear and chemical weaponry and warfare, don't hurt matters as much as they help. And there is Lady Zaharra. The mysterious, enigmatic, and often frightening resident of Castle Altenberg usually plays a small, subtle role in normal international relations, though she has a substantial impact on relations with certain countries.

One such is Guiness Freaks. Dear Leader is too drunk most of the time to be affected by the Lady's eerie presence, and there are rumors that the Lady did him a favor in a matter concerning his ex-wife, the result being very friendly relations between Loftegen 2 and Guiness Freaks.

Another is Treadwellia, whose good king Tubbius is both entirely immune to the Lady's presence, and happy to allow her to visit His family and give presents to His children. Rumors that the Lady sometimes spends hours playing with the Royal Brood cannot be confirmed.

Read factbook

Mzeusia, Fluffiness, and Guiness Freaks

Loftegen 2

2nd Lt. Beka Hamlin, Trenturio Marcus Tullius Höfner, and their people had barely left the helicopters for the roof of the Altenburg Grand when the plan changed.

Admiral I. Klasse Cornelia Rahlberg of the Leonism Imperiale Garde (and head of Emperor Leo's security team on this trip) was waiting for them, along with a senior agent of the Executive Protective Service.

"Wir bringen den Imperator Konsul an einen anderen Ort. Es besteht die Gefahr eines Orbitalschlags," Rahlberg said, addressing Marcus. "Übernehmen Sie die Begleitung."

"A what?!" Beka exclaimed.

"Orbital strike," the EPS agent said. "Rogue Imp's stole a spaceship armed with a powerful laser. It's no Death Star, but apparently it can hit surface targets from space and packs a punch like a five hundred pound bomb. The hotel is too vulnerable."

"What about civilians?" Beka asked.

"You and your people are going to help us evacuate them. We're emptying the building," the agent said.

"How much time do we have?" Beka demanded.

"Not enough," the agent answered.

"Then we'd better get started," Beka said grimly. "Take care of yourself, Marcus," she said to her companion. "And your Emperor, too, while you're at it," she added with a grin.

Marcus chuckled. The Imperator Konsul was already on the roof, heading to one of the Loftie helicopters. "I'll see what I can do," he promised. "Bis später, Beka. Lass das Hotel nicht auf dich fallen."

Your imaginary friend, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and Leonism

Your imaginary friend

Errrggg, I'm messing around with a song in Audacity (a sound editing program) and asked it to change something's speed by -99...

After staring at "Not Responding" for 5 minutes I finally force killed it and restarted. >.> Really annoying because I had done some cool stuff, but I guess I'll know to be more reasonable with my requests in the future. Lol.

Mzeusia, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherLoftegen 2

Your imaginary friend wrote:Errrggg, I'm messing around with a song in Audacity (a sound editing program) and asked it to change something's speed by -99...

After staring at "Not Responding" for 5 minutes I finally force killed it and restarted. >.> Really annoying because I had done some cool stuff, but I guess I'll know to be more reasonable with my requests in the future. Lol.

Yeah, that doesn't sound nice. I was going to post an RP post and then did some stuff that meant I could get it back. Hope you can remember some of it.

Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Mzeusia wrote:Get off me lawn!

nein

Mzeusia and Guiness Freaks

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:nein

Hey, I sowed those grass seeds myself, so be careful.

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Good luck caybow

thanks

Your imaginary friend, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

China

Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

Your imaginary friend wrote:Errrggg, I'm messing around with a song in Audacity (a sound editing program) and asked it to change something's speed by -99...

After staring at "Not Responding" for 5 minutes I finally force killed it and restarted. >.> Really annoying because I had done some cool stuff, but I guess I'll know to be more reasonable with my requests in the future. Lol.

OwO, I can’t find a good music editing program...I used to use one but then it came with like a bazillion pay walls

Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

I finally get time to post a rp tomorrow

Loftegen 2

Fluffiness wrote:After having spent a long night totally drunk, Toroi Denkya wakes up feeling a bit dizzy. He reaches his phone. 125 notifications on the regional board. He then spends a dozen minutes to catch up with everything. It seems that there haven't been much important things hopefully. He then proceed to looking the current participation to Fluffiness Flag Poll. There have been six votes so far. This looks encouraging.

Now that this is done, he phones Diana Taeto. From her last messages, it looked like [nation]Leonism was in friendly terms, and had already drafted a few propositions.
"Hello Diana, here's Toroi, how are you ?"

Diana seems to have been awoken by the call. Of course, the jet lag ! "Mmmh hello Toroi. I'm jut barely awake, thank you. I suppose you're phoning me not just for the pleasure of disturbing my sleep, but to know more about our situation in Leonism ? Well, things aren't too bad. I've discussed with Prokonsul Jennifer Adler about the draft upon my arrival. I've told her that we couldn't agree with the prisoner exchange, but we would cooperate concerning any intelligence we have on the NLO. Concerning trade, I guess we'll reach agreements concerning literature and tourism. I've drafted something to sum up. Wait a minute, I'll send it to you..."

Soon, a new notification popped on Toroi's phone. He opened the document :

"Draft proposition for cooperation between Leonism and Fluffiness"

DISCLAIMER : This document is a work in progress. All information in it is subject to changes.

Acknowleding that both of Fluffiness and Leonism retains full sovereignty over their nation.

Noting the need for more cooperation between nations of the same region.

Hereby proposing the following agreements :

1. Terms of this treaty
1.a. This agreement can be modified if and only if the two nations, namely Fluffiness and Leonism, both agree on the new modifications.
1.b. Any party may leave this agreement, rendering it null. However, the leaving nation must inform the other at least one month prior.

2. New Light Order
All information concerning the New Light Order (NLO) that Fluffiness has in their possession must be shared to Leonism, who have no restriction concerning the use of these information.

3. Book industry
3.a. There can be no tax on books, ebooks, magazine and other such cultural coming from the other party.
3.b. Each nation must employ a group of between 10 and 20 translators, whose task will be to translate books between Fluffinesian and Deutsch.
3.c. The translators may also write translation to the different dialects of these regions : Frisian and Bavarian in Leonism, or Xianlu in Fluffiness for example.
3.d. These translators may be employed through private contractors.

4. Tourism
4.a. Tax on tourism services must be half of the standard tourism tax for citizen from Fluffiness in Leonism, and people from Leonism in Fluffiness.
4.b. Tourism guides for sites registered to the Fluffiness Monument Heritage must be written both in Fluffinesian and Deutsch.
4.c. Tourism guides for sites officially registered in Leonism must be written both in Deutsch and in Fluffinesian.

"Hmm, this seems good to me, said Toroi Denkya after a while. I guess you can send it to Jennifer Adler. Tell her that she can of course make a new draft if this one doesn't please her. This is only a draft after all. But if everything is fine for her, it's fine for us too !"

"I will send it to her right now then."

"Oh and by the way, Diana, err... Rachel told me that she'd be interested in any intelligence you have on Leonism military. Don't spy or whatever, just keep an eye open on their military. She may want to order some of their weapon also. It's true that our military equipment tends to be a little obsolete. Well, I guess we'll talk about it more later, when we'll make the review of military branch. Good night Diana, sleep well !"

"Good morning Toroi then !"

OOC : So Leonism, feel free to ratify or propose modification to the current treaty !

Imperial Foreign Ministry, Leestcheck, capital of the Imperium
Foreign Minister Vizekonsul Malte Lechner was sitting at the large meeting table in his office, together with his vice-foreign minister, Prokonsul II. Klasse Jennifer Adler. It was rare that the two of them had time to discuss policy together in person, but now was one of those times.

The ambassador from Fluffiness had sent Adler a proposal for a treaty on cooperation. Intelligence sharing regarding NLO activities was something both parties could agree on. The Fluffinessian side did not agree to prisoner exchanges though. "We will have to drop this matter", Lechner said. "It is purely hypothetical at this point anyway. Maybe Leo should consider ruling out prisoner exchanges with Loftegen 2 though, The Dark Witch in Altenburg seems to scare other nations in this regard." Adler nodded.

Lechner continued:
"We stand to gain something for our economy when it comes to the Book Publishing industry and Tourism through this treaty. I don't know how many tourists from Fluffiness will want to visit our country, but every single one is more than before. The backwater parts of South Frisia could use them especially, as they are falling behind Blaumeisehaven economically. But they have nice beaches. Does Fluffiness have nice beaches? I don't know. We simply need more intelligence about that country. Tell our newly appointed ambassador, Untergeneral Silke Kahrs, to travel the country. And send her more staff, the diplomatic service has plenty of bored new recruits. Remind them to leave their guns here, the people of Fluffiness don't allow open carry of guns. We will request that they allow us to station a company of Imperial Guard at the embassy compound, however."

"Ja, Vizekonsul. I will inform Diana Taeto that we agree with their draft text by and large. Ultimately the Reichstag will have to ratify the agreement", Adler noted. "I also don't think they will disagree with armed guards when those will remain strictly on the embassy grounds themselves."

"Alright then. Now let's focus on the NLO rebellion by Vizekonsul Schulte. We need to assure our foreign partners that we're not in a civil war, that the NLO has not taken over our armed forces and that we're very much in control. The Raumwaffe is loyal to the Imperium, only a handful of soldiers have chosen their loyalty to Schulte over their loyalty to the Imperium as a whole..."

Your imaginary friend, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

.-.

Your imaginary friend and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote:China

What about ceramic tableware?

Your imaginary friend and Guiness Freaks

Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

Loftegen 2 wrote:What about ceramic tableware?

I’m a porcelain person myself

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

xD I've pretty much been excluded from the NLO roleplay...

Loftegen 2

Sinyal wrote:xD I've pretty much been excluded from the NLO roleplay...

yep I've been kicked to the curb

Grossadmiral der lowe

Sinyal wrote:yep I've been kicked to the curb

Well then, I will have to pick you up and make you better

Sinyal wrote:xD I've pretty much been excluded from the NLO roleplay...

In our defense we thought you were leaving for an extended period. :P

Loftegen 2 wrote:In our defense we thought you were leaving for an extended period. :P

ooo. sry bout' that. I'm not leavin' for a while so I'm tryna get as much nationstates time as possible.

Your imaginary friend and Guiness Freaks

Beer leader and the twins are playing the Oregon Trail card game. They all died of dysentary.

Hycronesia and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader and the twins are playing the Oregon Trail card game. They all died of dysentary.

wouldn't dying of 'being drunk and doing something stupid' be better?

Loftegen 2

Sinyal wrote:wouldn't dying of 'being drunk and doing something stupid' be better?

Dear sweet sinyal. The game is pretend. not real life.

Your imaginary friend, Kappan, and Loftegen 2

Guiness Freaks wrote:Dear sweet sinyal. The game is pretend. not real life.

Yes I know, in real life I would like to die saving everyone on earth by sacrificing myself. (While drunk and saying yeet every second of course...)

Your imaginary friend and Loftegen 2

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