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More heart fluttery action in Piggy Cliff!

In the slightly over two weeks since Augustus' birth, his Portly Parents have been reminded almost daily about being careful about accidentally making more children, given that Mrs. Tubbius, thanks to Her own Tubbius Magic, is a living paradox of always ready to nurse Her eternal babies and always ready to conceive and carry more. Of course, neither of the Royal Rotundities took the doctor very seriously, thinking They still had some time to go before They could make more little lives.

During a commercial break for Tubby Guards, a form of bladder control underwear aimed at elderly adults, and between huffy wheezes brought on by this poorly timed sympathetic laboring, Mrs. Tubbius HRM hrms that, as of an especially active night of the fifteenth, there are now more little lives starting to form within Her.

When a decidedly pale-faced Obesity mmphs the question of how many, His Bountiful Beloved merely chuckles, rubs Her belly, and repeats a single, emphatic word with a HRM: MORE.

From the television screen, vampire Baron Von Tubb in TubBlood, played by Tubbius, gives a hearty, mmphing laugh.

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

>.> activity

New state republic and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:do people bike in your nation? If so, are bikes used primarily for transport or recreation?

Everyone drives around in large 18 wheelers only >.>

Treadwellia wrote:Cannot drink, though. Messes with seizure med. :-(

Even non alcoholic?

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:
Allllsssooo, do people bike in your nation? If so, are bikes used primarily for transport or recreation?

Bicycles are used a lot both for transportation and recreation in the Imperium. In fact since private cars have been banned inside all major cities, they are the main mode of individual transportation along with everyone's own too feet. In the countryside they are also very popular, and bicycle paths have recieved a lot of funding in the last years so that one doesn't have to bike on the road.

Your Imaginary Friend, many thanks for your splendid work on the map! For me personally it has been and remains a key instrument in world-building and roleplaying.

That reminds me, it is about time that Leonism discovers some new nations.

Hey guys, you should endorse me, I am an epic gamer nation

New state republic

Sinyal wrote:Donald Trump

Xi Jinping is better

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:*stares at Loftegen and blinks*

I haz somthin to announce...! I added a new landmass (or three) to the map to make things a little more roomy for new folks joining! ^-^

Map of Lazarus
map | nations | join | log


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LinkWhat this looks like on a globe... (thank you Snoodum!)

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Nation

Status

Capital City

Nation Summary

Aflana

Citizen

Newport

Aigania

Resident

Center

Aigania is an efficient, environmentally stunning, cultured, genial, safe and socially progressive nation. Their citizens are vat-grown people and soft-spoken computers, with keen interest in outer space and irreverence towards religion. Aigania have a medium-sized government which is primarily concerned with Education and an industrial sector, which is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry.

Astalen

Resident

Mano Zate

Atlas Orbis (Empire of Atlas Orbis)

Resident

Santo Dominigo

This is an empire that has a very long, bloody, but colorful and fruitful history. The country's economy is large, based on imports and exports and invests largely in their air and naval capabilities to be able to keep up with other powers.

Axixic

Resident

Caybow

Resident

Philia

Caybow is a weird but accepting nation.

Chenzoizia

Citizen (pending)

Jin Chu-Ne

Chenzoizia is the reformed lands of the old Chenzoizian Empire and Sardessa. After Sardessa fell in to civil unrest from being a reincarnation of the old empire, Emperor Keiyentai (son of the fallen emperor of Chenzoizia) took back his fathers fallen empire and merged Sardessa with The Empire of Chenzoizia. After the revival many new laws came in to place to keep The Empire of Chenzoizia alive, some loved by the people and others feared by people who were immigrants to Sardessa now permanent residents of Chenzoizia.

Cianlandia

Resident

Natcht

Cianlandia is a large and sprawling Empire of magnificent proportions.

Clanitatteropia (Sandwich Empire)

Resident

Saola District

Clanitatteropia, a nation known for its obsession with sandwiches!

Cossack Peoples

Resident

New Krasnoyarsk

The FRCP is a volatile political entity, born feebly from the concessions after years of anarchy and civil war between Cossack hosts, then solidified into a nation by the iron hands of its leaders. The government bans anything if it means more citizens will be able to be monitored and spends exorbitant amounts of money into its stifling command economy and belligerent military policies. Many of its citizens have simply given up hope, and instead, get caught up in the patriotism as a way to escape, not knowing anything better.
It also has nice national parks and lovely policies such as state-provided healthcare and maternity leave.

Custadia

Citizen

Krudzt

God is a Custadian.

Dadaism haters

Resident

Debussy

Citizen

Paris

Debussy is a small, landlocked nation, notable for its isolated geography, stunning environment, and variety of beautiful birds. Their citizens are soft spoken and kind, living in largely rural communities. The tiny, but efficient, government is primarily concerned with the environment and education, and the economy's focus is farming exports.

Dernel

Resident

Fluffiness

Resident

Turnal

Fluffiness is a peaceful nation, with a limited government with strong anarchist values, accepting everyone.

Frankish Peoples

Citizen

The Frankish Peoples are a proud nation of several million who live under a parliamentary monarchy. The economy is modest and upstart, and the outlook is bright.

Glorious Society

Citizen

Acaxus

Greater catarapania

Resident

Greater Catarapania City

Guiness Freaks

Resident

Jameson Whiskey

Guiness freaks, founded in 2001 by the glorious Dear Leader and his twin brother Beer leader to bring forth joy and drunkenness to the region.

Halliway

Resident

Nargothrond

Halliway is known for as the nation with a massive economy as well as its intellectual and scientific achievements.

Hickerbilly (The W.B.W.R.)

Citizen

Nashville

Perfect place to party, as long as you let us know your gonna be there. Mind our modified AK-40-12-Gauges.

HIreland

Citizen (pending)

The Tipsy Leprechaun

HIreland is collection of bars and drunkards with a leader who is the most drunk of all (as determined by a census of blood alcohol counts).

Holler town (The W.B.W.R.)

Citizen

Silva-Barbara

Holler Town, the homeland of the WBWR (Wild Band of Woodland Raiders), is a great ally, but a force to be reckoned with. They specialize in bows, so they don't need guns to excel in combat, but beware of their fondness of them!

Hraban

Resident

Ravenrock

Hycronesia

Citizen

Fortuna

Hyrule world

Resident

castle town

Ireland isles

Citizen

Stag City

Kappan

Resident

Devotion

Kappan is a fanatical nation full of devoted, fundamentalist followers of Christianity. The law is constantly shifting, since laws are based on the bible, which happens to contradict itself quite often.

Killer Kitty

Citizen

Krazy Kitty Military District

Kingdom of Napels

Citizen

Lazarene Ryccia (Fornoire)

Citizen

Catherine

Lazarus domais (Zuckerland)

Citizen

Lazarene Domsgrad

Leonism

Citizen

Leestcheck

Leonism is an ancient Empire, formed in 2003 in RL, ruled by a military democracy (all citizens are also part of the military, but there are free and fair elections). The economy is a social market economy, with a heavily regulated capitalism at its core. Arms Manufacturing is the country's biggest industry, but the economy is diverse with Tourism and Book Publishing also being important. The government focuses on education, science and military. The standard of living is high, but so is the tax rate.

Loftegen 3 (Loftegen)

Citizen

Altenburg

Loftegen is a representative democracy overseen by an absolute ruler.

Lugmeltistan

Resident

Lugmelt City

The environmentally stunning Empire of Lugmeltistan is a successful, socialist nation of equitable equality, with technology and policies so progressive that they even allow for A.I. citizens to be amongst the ranks. Ruled by the charismatic and progressive Leader Lugard Melton, Lugmeltistan is understanding of situations life puts people in and helps everyone reach their full potential so that, together, all will live their best life (even though the infinite energy ran out).

Luilamuin

Resident

Constel

Mussoliniburg

Resident

The Underground Network of Missile Silos

Mzeusia

Citizen

Mzikos

Mzeusia is a democratic, environmentally friendly nation whose government is led by Sirakles Tylosis. The people in general, have a strong sense of national and cultural identity, and they still partake in customs dating back to ancient times.

New Rogernomics

Citizen

Astroberg

New Vedan

Citizen

Guana City

New Vedan was created by a expedition from Vedan that landed on this planet century's ago after losing contact with the home country.

Nikolas nation

Resident

NoDrugCrimeTown (The Land of Monplus)

Citizen

The Land of Monplus is a nation that changes too much often, sometimes deceiving. It is a nice an groovy nation though, with the best we could offer to the world. It's cultured and the people are well taken care of. Enjoy our weekly parties and visit our wondrous skylines.

Northern Rosary Isles

Resident

The Garden

Northern Westwald

Resident

Zerbekirchenburg

Old thiruvananthapuram

Resident

Old Thiruvananthapuram

Pama freeza

Resident

Kaiju Kapital

Patridam

Resident

Praestantia

Patridam is a wealthy, vast nation of 43 million patriotic citizens. High economic freedom, rich natural resources, and a strategic location have turned Patridam into an economic powerhouse of cold-war tech. Limited government keeps civil liberties strong, income tax nonexistent, and foreign policy non-interventionist.

Pettos

Resident

Pettos is a rich tropical island colony and a popular tourist attraction.

Perchan

Resident

Imperial City

Perchan is a City State and Hinterland led by HM Grimald von Perchan.

Praenestia

Resident

Praenestiaopolis

Quintes

Resident

Sikari

Satanic empire

Resident

Thray

The Satanic Empire is a group of Satanists and Demons that have formed a confederacy and wish to establish their own domain on earth. They regularly form a connection between their lands and the Hellscape they come from.

Schlactsovania

Resident

Tannenburg

Schlactsovania is an old Nation that is ruled with an iron fist, only open to trade with and assist those in the region.

Significantly Sized Bricks (Theocracy of Bricks)

Resident

Foundry of Bricks

Snoodum

Resident

Snudgskooge's palace

Snoodum, formerly known as Galgaria was formally founded in 47 AFD (After Founder's Death). This sparked the long and bloody history of Galgaria, renamed after the current leader, God-Emperor Snudgeskooge. Many view the country as a hostile, corrupt cesspit of oppression and squalor. This of course is blasphemy!

Snoodum has prospered with every citizen living underground in mega-cities. Some may view the state's measures of control as excessive though this is purely so it can run and continue to be finely tuned to the nth degree so that life runs smoothly. The military control the surface cities, preserved, and in some places, rebuilt to display Snoodum's historic roots. Military installations dot the country and only those given special permits are allowed to the surface.

Steadfastness

Resident

Eldon

Tribune of liberal democratic order, The Union of Steadfastness aspires to be a bastion against the less scrupulous states, which bring misrule, malfeasance, chaos and suffering to their people. A state that recognizes the intricacies of the fine balance that constitutes a healthy democracy, the Steadfast Crown is under no illusions about its weaknesses, strategic ambitions, or the absolute truth that democracy is right, and its interests must be implacably pursued.
Status in Lazarus (resident, citizen, foreign diplomat): resident

SunnyPhiladelphia

Resident

Trash Island

Surd

Resident

Fiori

Surd is a federal republic led by a President. As a highly developed country with a very high standard of living, it offers social security and a universal health care system, environmental protections, and a tuition-free university education.

Sveta Makreshanska Kraljevina (Света Макрешанска Краљевина)

Resident

Sveta Makreshanska Kraljevina is a small, landlocked nation, notable for its blood thirsty soldiers and Chauvinistic population that despise any other ethnic group or people inside their nation. Its well known for its Concentration, Extermination, Labor, and Rape camps that they opened after it got its independence.

Temmi

Citizen

Solaires

TempestShadow

Citizen

The caucasian nation

Resident

The Marsupial

Citizen

A marsupial

The New California Republic (The NCR)

Resident

Shady Sands

The new earth army (The W.B.W.R.)

Resident

Special forces psychic spy unit abandoned by the U.S. military, The New Earth Army left for a new home, and settled peacefully in Lazarus.

The Northern Mountaineers

Resident

The republic of glasgow

Resident

Glasgow

An existential crisis.

The Sigometh Dynasty

Citizen

Capitol

The Sigometh Dynasty is a rich, environmentally stunning and safe tropical/mediterranean nation known for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion and a complete lack of prisons.

Tor Otto

Resident

Tor Otto City

Treadwellia

Citizen

Piggy Cliff

Your Imaginary Friend (Imaginary)

Citizen

LND

Imaginary is a dilapidated seashore country that likes to keep to itself, choosing to fish and farm in isolation rather than trading with other nations in Lazarus. This may be why the place is called Imaginary, for many are not even aware of its existence up in the far north-western reaches of the region.

Zetaopalatopia (ZSU)

Resident

Administration


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3/31: research/experimentation

4/8 - 4/9: Linkbeta-testing (Aflana, Harm, Imki, KK, joW, NR, LD, Tubbius, Imaginary added)
4/9: dispatch created
4/9: Linkreleased to public
4/9: LinkAsta, Rach and Albhan added
4/10: LinkJado/USS added, Piggy Cliff moved
4/10: LinkMelons and Ryccia added
4/10: LinkRyccia enlarged, Catherine moved
4/14: LinkGuiness added
4/15: LinkWeirmach, Copper States, New California Republic, and Sockallama added
4/16: LinkRockina and North added
4/16: LinkAstalen added
4/16: LinkIreland Isles added
4/16: LinkHycronesia added
4/19: LinkHaviarda added
4/20: LinkAigan and Huanin added
4/22: LinkWashington coffee and B. Apalioto added
4/22: LinkPharcyde added
4/24: LinkCianlandia added
4/26: LinkKaskardia and MMMM added
4/29: LinkZeta, Torrentin and Bricks added
4/29: LinkLeonism added

5/1: LinkHalliway and West Amerika added (faulty)
5/8: LinkCaybow and Holler T. added
5/9: Linkriver added to Holler T.
5/10: Linkmore rivers added to Holler T.
5/12: LinkGalfni added
5/13: LinkTCO, Kappan and TNEA added, Halliway and W. Amerika restored
5/14: LinkSunnyPhil and Perchan added
5/15: LinkMcChimp, Fluffiness and Hickerbilly added
5/17: Linkcontinents added, WBWR created
5/18: LinkHickerbilly changed, Loftegen added
5/20: LinkLoftegen changed, S. Seatlantis added

6/2: LinkHuanin and Weirmachs removed, Sinyal and oceans added
6/2: LinkSnoodum added
6/5: LinkSockallama removed, Patridam added
6/12: LinkSulfux added
6/16: LinkMap A changed LinkMap B created
6/20: LinkMap B: Lowe added
6/26: LinkMap A: Washington coffee, Rockina, MMMM, Boschetti A. and The Ceth Order removed

8/14: LinkMap A: Axixic added
8/15: LinkMap A: Glasgow added
8/17: LinkMap A: Mzeusia added
8/27: LinkMap A: Gianica added
8/31: LinkMap B: Imp. Sulfux added

9/17: LinkMap A: Seatl and S. Seatl capitals added LinkMap B: N. Seatl, Liriand and Austral Isle added
9/18: LinkMap A: Predora added
9/23: LinkMap A: Sandwich/Clanit added; Sheepshape, New Arm. and Pharcyde removed

10/2: LinkMap A: Lugmelt added
10/4: LinkMap A: Tanshia added
10/15: LinkMap B: Lesbian and Ono added
10/24: LinkMap B: Glorious Society, Eco Eur and Old Thiru added

11/5: LinkMap B: Eco Eur changed to Volf Nation and Vierre added
11/10: LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez and Kvuientez added; Auztral Izlez removed
11/23: LinkMap A: Flinkara and Andrellian added; Albhanaghan, Galfni, Fluffiness, Harm, Haviarda, Zulfux and the UZZ removed LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez' capitol added; Zigometh and Vedan added; Liriand and Imp. Zulfux removed
11/27: LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez edited; Danwaria added
11/28: LinkMap B: Pettos added
11/29: LinkMap A: Hraban added
11/29: LinkMap A: Luila added
11/30: LinkMap B: Monpluz added

12/3: LinkMap A: Fluffinezz added
12/5: LinkMap B: Pettoz color changed, Dernel and Zhuya Mountainz added
12/6: LinkMap B: Muzziliburg added
12/7: LinkMap A: HIreland added
12/10: LinkMap A: Veztvald and Rozary added
12/29: LinkMap B: Chenzoizia and Mussoliniburg capital added LinkMap A: Rosary Isles capital added

Read factbook

Allllsssooo, do people bike in your nation? If so, are bikes used primarily for transport or recreation?

Since cars are banned, almost everyone bikes!
Or they use public transport.

Your Imaginary Friend, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

Starship L/KRV Morgenröte, 200 km above Hyperborea, 8:36 am in Loftegen 2

ACHTUNG, RAKETENSTART ENTDECKT!
The warning appeared in big red letters on the main screen of the Morgenröte, accompanied by an annoying audio warning. The report from the crewman at the sensors was unnecessary: "Vizekonsul, we have detected a single missile launch in West Loftegen. It looks like the warhead is headed for us!".
Leonhardt Schulte, seated in the command chair on deck of the ship, remained calm. "That was to be expected. Please check again that our point defense Lasers are operational and set to automatic mode, engaging missiles at up to 100 km." "Jawohl, Herr Vizekonsul!"

Schulte looked at the screens. The missile was incoming fast, already nearly at orbit. Looking outside the windows, it was invisible to the naked eye, but at the blue-tinted horizon far below and in front of them, a thin line of smoke was visible where the missile had climbed through the atmosphere.

"IMPACT IN 30 SECONDS". The sensor officer was obviously nervous. Schulte tried to maintain a confident expression, despite feeling uneasy himself. A timer counted down the time until impact. At merely 5 seconds until impact, two things happened simultaneously. The onboard lasers fired, barely visible against the backdrop of the planet below them, while the missile exploded at the same time, a blinding flash of light fast expanding into a circular cloud of fire, which vanished quickly. Screens began to flicker, some went black, and the ship rocked slightly.

"Damage report?" Schulte inquired. The first officer was the first to reply. "Must have been a live nuclear missile. Significant EMP effect, some systems will need to be rebooted. Weapons and engines remain fully operational.
No hull damage reported."

"Okay, then let us give them some of their own medicine. Ready the Ragnarok, target that missile launch site. Fire when ready." Schulte had an evil grin on his face now.
"Loading primary laser capacitors now", the weapons officer replied. The interior lighting flickered and then went dimmer as most of the ships energy was sent to its main weapon.
"I have a firing solution", the weapons officer reported.
"FEUER!" Vizekonsul Schulte's voice was brimming with hate now.
Firing the laser did not produce a sound by itself, but the unloading of the capacitors was audible throughout the Morgenröte. Unlike the smaller point defense lasers earlier, the beam of the 500 MW cannon was clearly visible as a bright green stream, connecting the ship and its target hundreds of kilometres away near instantly. It faded away after a second, leaving a bright "shadow" on the retina of everyone who had looked outside, even though the windows were specifically designed to filter the light as to avoid eye damage. A small explosion erupted from the Loftegen missile silo. It had obviously been hit, but none of the nuclear warheads went off, or there would have been a bigger explosion.
"Target hit, damage unknown ", the WO reported briefly.

Aigania, Fluffiness, and Loftegen 2

Slanduya wrote:Hey guys, you should endorse me, I am an epic gamer nation

Endorse our delegate, Treadwellia, and endorsements for you are sure to follow, at the next LazEndo event at the latest.

Treadwellia, Your Imaginary Friend, Americastrailia, Fluffiness, and 3 othersHycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:*stares at Loftegen and blinks*

I haz somthin to announce...! I added a new landmass (or three) to the map to make things a little more roomy for new folks joining! ^-^

Map of Lazarus
map | nations | join | log


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LinkWhat this looks like on a globe... (thank you Snoodum!)

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Nation

Status

Capital City

Nation Summary

Aflana

Citizen

Newport

Aigania

Resident

Center

Aigania is an efficient, environmentally stunning, cultured, genial, safe and socially progressive nation. Their citizens are vat-grown people and soft-spoken computers, with keen interest in outer space and irreverence towards religion. Aigania have a medium-sized government which is primarily concerned with Education and an industrial sector, which is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry.

Astalen

Resident

Mano Zate

Atlas Orbis (Empire of Atlas Orbis)

Resident

Santo Dominigo

This is an empire that has a very long, bloody, but colorful and fruitful history. The country's economy is large, based on imports and exports and invests largely in their air and naval capabilities to be able to keep up with other powers.

Axixic

Resident

Caybow

Resident

Philia

Caybow is a weird but accepting nation.

Chenzoizia

Citizen (pending)

Jin Chu-Ne

Chenzoizia is the reformed lands of the old Chenzoizian Empire and Sardessa. After Sardessa fell in to civil unrest from being a reincarnation of the old empire, Emperor Keiyentai (son of the fallen emperor of Chenzoizia) took back his fathers fallen empire and merged Sardessa with The Empire of Chenzoizia. After the revival many new laws came in to place to keep The Empire of Chenzoizia alive, some loved by the people and others feared by people who were immigrants to Sardessa now permanent residents of Chenzoizia.

Cianlandia

Resident

Natcht

Cianlandia is a large and sprawling Empire of magnificent proportions.

Clanitatteropia (Sandwich Empire)

Resident

Saola District

Clanitatteropia, a nation known for its obsession with sandwiches!

Cossack Peoples

Resident

New Krasnoyarsk

The FRCP is a volatile political entity, born feebly from the concessions after years of anarchy and civil war between Cossack hosts, then solidified into a nation by the iron hands of its leaders. The government bans anything if it means more citizens will be able to be monitored and spends exorbitant amounts of money into its stifling command economy and belligerent military policies. Many of its citizens have simply given up hope, and instead, get caught up in the patriotism as a way to escape, not knowing anything better.
It also has nice national parks and lovely policies such as state-provided healthcare and maternity leave.

Custadia

Citizen

Krudzt

God is a Custadian.

Dadaism haters

Resident

Debussy

Citizen

Paris

Debussy is a small, landlocked nation, notable for its isolated geography, stunning environment, and variety of beautiful birds. Their citizens are soft spoken and kind, living in largely rural communities. The tiny, but efficient, government is primarily concerned with the environment and education, and the economy's focus is farming exports.

Dernel

Resident

Fluffiness

Resident

Turnal

Fluffiness is a peaceful nation, with a limited government with strong anarchist values, accepting everyone.

Frankish Peoples

Citizen

The Frankish Peoples are a proud nation of several million who live under a parliamentary monarchy. The economy is modest and upstart, and the outlook is bright.

Glorious Society

Citizen

Acaxus

Greater catarapania

Resident

Greater Catarapania City

Guiness Freaks

Resident

Jameson Whiskey

Guiness freaks, founded in 2001 by the glorious Dear Leader and his twin brother Beer leader to bring forth joy and drunkenness to the region.

Halliway

Resident

Nargothrond

Halliway is known for as the nation with a massive economy as well as its intellectual and scientific achievements.

Hickerbilly (The W.B.W.R.)

Citizen

Nashville

Perfect place to party, as long as you let us know your gonna be there. Mind our modified AK-40-12-Gauges.

HIreland

Citizen (pending)

The Tipsy Leprechaun

HIreland is collection of bars and drunkards with a leader who is the most drunk of all (as determined by a census of blood alcohol counts).

Holler town (The W.B.W.R.)

Citizen

Silva-Barbara

Holler Town, the homeland of the WBWR (Wild Band of Woodland Raiders), is a great ally, but a force to be reckoned with. They specialize in bows, so they don't need guns to excel in combat, but beware of their fondness of them!

Hraban

Resident

Ravenrock

Hycronesia

Citizen

Fortuna

Hyrule world

Resident

castle town

Ireland isles

Citizen

Stag City

Kappan

Resident

Devotion

Kappan is a fanatical nation full of devoted, fundamentalist followers of Christianity. The law is constantly shifting, since laws are based on the bible, which happens to contradict itself quite often.

Killer Kitty

Citizen

Krazy Kitty Military District

Kingdom of Napels

Citizen

Lazarene Ryccia (Fornoire)

Citizen

Catherine

Lazarus domais (Zuckerland)

Citizen

Lazarene Domsgrad

Leonism

Citizen

Leestcheck

Leonism is an ancient Empire, formed in 2003 in RL, ruled by a military democracy (all citizens are also part of the military, but there are free and fair elections). The economy is a social market economy, with a heavily regulated capitalism at its core. Arms Manufacturing is the country's biggest industry, but the economy is diverse with Tourism and Book Publishing also being important. The government focuses on education, science and military. The standard of living is high, but so is the tax rate.

Loftegen 3 (Loftegen)

Citizen

Altenburg

Loftegen is a representative democracy overseen by an absolute ruler.

Lugmeltistan

Resident

Lugmelt City

The environmentally stunning Empire of Lugmeltistan is a successful, socialist nation of equitable equality, with technology and policies so progressive that they even allow for A.I. citizens to be amongst the ranks. Ruled by the charismatic and progressive Leader Lugard Melton, Lugmeltistan is understanding of situations life puts people in and helps everyone reach their full potential so that, together, all will live their best life (even though the infinite energy ran out).

Luilamuin

Resident

Constel

Mussoliniburg

Resident

The Underground Network of Missile Silos

Mzeusia

Citizen

Mzikos

Mzeusia is a democratic, environmentally friendly nation whose government is led by Sirakles Tylosis. The people in general, have a strong sense of national and cultural identity, and they still partake in customs dating back to ancient times.

New Rogernomics

Citizen

Astroberg

New Vedan

Citizen

Guana City

New Vedan was created by a expedition from Vedan that landed on this planet century's ago after losing contact with the home country.

Nikolas nation

Resident

NoDrugCrimeTown (The Land of Monplus)

Citizen

The Land of Monplus is a nation that changes too much often, sometimes deceiving. It is a nice an groovy nation though, with the best we could offer to the world. It's cultured and the people are well taken care of. Enjoy our weekly parties and visit our wondrous skylines.

Northern Rosary Isles

Resident

The Garden

Northern Westwald

Resident

Zerbekirchenburg

Old thiruvananthapuram

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Old Thiruvananthapuram

Pama freeza

Resident

Kaiju Kapital

Patridam

Resident

Praestantia

Patridam is a wealthy, vast nation of 43 million patriotic citizens. High economic freedom, rich natural resources, and a strategic location have turned Patridam into an economic powerhouse of cold-war tech. Limited government keeps civil liberties strong, income tax nonexistent, and foreign policy non-interventionist.

Pettos

Resident

Pettos is a rich tropical island colony and a popular tourist attraction.

Perchan

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Imperial City

Perchan is a City State and Hinterland led by HM Grimald von Perchan.

Praenestia

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Praenestiaopolis

Quintes

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Sikari

Satanic empire

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Thray

The Satanic Empire is a group of Satanists and Demons that have formed a confederacy and wish to establish their own domain on earth. They regularly form a connection between their lands and the Hellscape they come from.

Schlactsovania

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Tannenburg

Schlactsovania is an old Nation that is ruled with an iron fist, only open to trade with and assist those in the region.

Significantly Sized Bricks (Theocracy of Bricks)

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Foundry of Bricks

Snoodum

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Snudgskooge's palace

Snoodum, formerly known as Galgaria was formally founded in 47 AFD (After Founder's Death). This sparked the long and bloody history of Galgaria, renamed after the current leader, God-Emperor Snudgeskooge. Many view the country as a hostile, corrupt cesspit of oppression and squalor. This of course is blasphemy!

Snoodum has prospered with every citizen living underground in mega-cities. Some may view the state's measures of control as excessive though this is purely so it can run and continue to be finely tuned to the nth degree so that life runs smoothly. The military control the surface cities, preserved, and in some places, rebuilt to display Snoodum's historic roots. Military installations dot the country and only those given special permits are allowed to the surface.

Steadfastness

Resident

Eldon

Tribune of liberal democratic order, The Union of Steadfastness aspires to be a bastion against the less scrupulous states, which bring misrule, malfeasance, chaos and suffering to their people. A state that recognizes the intricacies of the fine balance that constitutes a healthy democracy, the Steadfast Crown is under no illusions about its weaknesses, strategic ambitions, or the absolute truth that democracy is right, and its interests must be implacably pursued.
Status in Lazarus (resident, citizen, foreign diplomat): resident

SunnyPhiladelphia

Resident

Trash Island

Surd

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Fiori

Surd is a federal republic led by a President. As a highly developed country with a very high standard of living, it offers social security and a universal health care system, environmental protections, and a tuition-free university education.

Sveta Makreshanska Kraljevina (Света Макрешанска Краљевина)

Resident

Sveta Makreshanska Kraljevina is a small, landlocked nation, notable for its blood thirsty soldiers and Chauvinistic population that despise any other ethnic group or people inside their nation. Its well known for its Concentration, Extermination, Labor, and Rape camps that they opened after it got its independence.

Temmi

Citizen

Solaires

TempestShadow

Citizen

The caucasian nation

Resident

The Marsupial

Citizen

A marsupial

The New California Republic (The NCR)

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Shady Sands

The new earth army (The W.B.W.R.)

Resident

Special forces psychic spy unit abandoned by the U.S. military, The New Earth Army left for a new home, and settled peacefully in Lazarus.

The Northern Mountaineers

Resident

The republic of glasgow

Resident

Glasgow

An existential crisis.

The Sigometh Dynasty

Citizen

Capitol

The Sigometh Dynasty is a rich, environmentally stunning and safe tropical/mediterranean nation known for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion and a complete lack of prisons.

Tor Otto

Resident

Tor Otto City

Treadwellia

Citizen

Piggy Cliff

Your Imaginary Friend (Imaginary)

Citizen

LND

Imaginary is a dilapidated seashore country that likes to keep to itself, choosing to fish and farm in isolation rather than trading with other nations in Lazarus. This may be why the place is called Imaginary, for many are not even aware of its existence up in the far north-western reaches of the region.

Zetaopalatopia (ZSU)

Resident

Administration


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4/8 - 4/9: Linkbeta-testing (Aflana, Harm, Imki, KK, joW, NR, LD, Tubbius, Imaginary added)
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4/22: LinkWashington coffee and B. Apalioto added
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4/24: LinkCianlandia added
4/26: LinkKaskardia and MMMM added
4/29: LinkZeta, Torrentin and Bricks added
4/29: LinkLeonism added

5/1: LinkHalliway and West Amerika added (faulty)
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5/10: Linkmore rivers added to Holler T.
5/12: LinkGalfni added
5/13: LinkTCO, Kappan and TNEA added, Halliway and W. Amerika restored
5/14: LinkSunnyPhil and Perchan added
5/15: LinkMcChimp, Fluffiness and Hickerbilly added
5/17: Linkcontinents added, WBWR created
5/18: LinkHickerbilly changed, Loftegen added
5/20: LinkLoftegen changed, S. Seatlantis added

6/2: LinkHuanin and Weirmachs removed, Sinyal and oceans added
6/2: LinkSnoodum added
6/5: LinkSockallama removed, Patridam added
6/12: LinkSulfux added
6/16: LinkMap A changed LinkMap B created
6/20: LinkMap B: Lowe added
6/26: LinkMap A: Washington coffee, Rockina, MMMM, Boschetti A. and The Ceth Order removed

8/14: LinkMap A: Axixic added
8/15: LinkMap A: Glasgow added
8/17: LinkMap A: Mzeusia added
8/27: LinkMap A: Gianica added
8/31: LinkMap B: Imp. Sulfux added

9/17: LinkMap A: Seatl and S. Seatl capitals added LinkMap B: N. Seatl, Liriand and Austral Isle added
9/18: LinkMap A: Predora added
9/23: LinkMap A: Sandwich/Clanit added; Sheepshape, New Arm. and Pharcyde removed

10/2: LinkMap A: Lugmelt added
10/4: LinkMap A: Tanshia added
10/15: LinkMap B: Lesbian and Ono added
10/24: LinkMap B: Glorious Society, Eco Eur and Old Thiru added

11/5: LinkMap B: Eco Eur changed to Volf Nation and Vierre added
11/10: LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez and Kvuientez added; Auztral Izlez removed
11/23: LinkMap A: Flinkara and Andrellian added; Albhanaghan, Galfni, Fluffiness, Harm, Haviarda, Zulfux and the UZZ removed LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez' capitol added; Zigometh and Vedan added; Liriand and Imp. Zulfux removed
11/27: LinkMap B: Cozzack Peoplez edited; Danwaria added
11/28: LinkMap B: Pettos added
11/29: LinkMap A: Hraban added
11/29: LinkMap A: Luila added
11/30: LinkMap B: Monpluz added

12/3: LinkMap A: Fluffinezz added
12/5: LinkMap B: Pettoz color changed, Dernel and Zhuya Mountainz added
12/6: LinkMap B: Muzziliburg added
12/7: LinkMap A: HIreland added
12/10: LinkMap A: Veztvald and Rozary added
12/29: LinkMap B: Chenzoizia and Mussoliniburg capital added LinkMap A: Rosary Isles capital added

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Please check out the updated map, especially if you're Seatlantis, South seatlantis, Loftegen 2, Fluffiness, Ireland isles, Boschettio apalioto, New armenian union, or The United Syrian States (I stretched your nations a little bit - if you want them back how they were let me know... I may have been having too much fun messing around!)

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Allllsssooo, do people bike in your nation? If so, are bikes used primarily for transport or recreation?

Neat!

Cars are banned in GF so people bike everywhere or ride asses.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Neat!

Cars are banned in GF so people bike everywhere or ride asses.

It took me a few minutes to realise you said “cars” and not “cats” and another few minutes to realise you meant donkeys (non-native English speaker, and I always say “donkey” instead of ass) :P

The Exarch of Growtt raises an eyebrow when they look down at the peasants gathering at the base of their skyscraper with colorful flags of rainbow colors. They quickly slide into their human skin before stepping down into the filthy streets as children cowered in alleyways, grubby hands outstretched for coin. Hey, The Exarch might be an eldritch being from another part of the galaxy, but even they can't resist joining in on the fun of a pride parade.

Happy Pride! (Kinda late, but whatever! I hope those who celebrate were able to do so safely.)

Fluffiness, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Kingdom of Napels wrote:It took me a few minutes to realise you said “cars” and not “cats” and another few minutes to realise you meant donkeys (non-native English speaker, and I always say “donkey” instead of ass) :P

Beer leader loves cats and asses.

Caybow wrote:I've had musical rehearsals for the past few weeks. This week is the actual show so theres been a lot going on. Plus its the last week of school

Good luck caybow

Your Imaginary Friend, Caybow, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2

Leonism wrote:Starship L/KRV Morgenröte, 200 km above Hyperborea, 8:36 am in Loftegen 2

ACHTUNG, RAKETENSTART ENTDECKT!
The warning appeared in big red letters on the main screen of the Morgenröte, accompanied by an annoying audio warning. The report from the crewman at the sensors was unnecessary: "Vizekonsul, we have detected a single missile launch in West Loftegen. It looks like the warhead is headed for us!".
Leonhardt Schulte, seated in the command chair on deck of the ship, remained calm. "That was to be expected. Please check again that our point defense Lasers are operational and set to automatic mode, engaging missiles at up to 100 km." "Jawohl, Herr Vizekonsul!"

Schulte looked at the screens. The missile was incoming fast, already nearly at orbit. Looking outside the windows, it was invisible to the naked eye, but at the blue-tinted horizon far below and in front of them, a thin line of smoke was visible where the missile had climbed through the atmosphere.

"IMPACT IN 30 SECONDS". The sensor officer was obviously nervous. Schulte tried to maintain a confident expression, despite feeling uneasy himself. A timer counted down the time until impact. At merely 5 seconds until impact, two things happened simultaneously. The onboard lasers fired, barely visible against the backdrop of the planet below them, while the missile exploded at the same time, a blinding flash of light fast expanding into a circular cloud of fire, which vanished quickly. Screens began to flicker, some went black, and the ship rocked slightly.

"Damage report?" Schulte inquired. The first officer was the first to reply. "Must have been a live nuclear missile. Significant EMP effect, some systems will need to be rebooted. Weapons and engines remain fully operational.
No hull damage reported."

"Okay, then let us give them some of their own medicine. Ready the Ragnarok, target that missile launch site. Fire when ready." Schulte had an evil grin on his face now.
"Loading primary laser capacitors now", the weapons officer replied. The interior lighting flickered and then went dimmer as most of the ships energy was sent to its main weapon.
"I have a firing solution", the weapons officer reported.
"FEUER!" Vizekonsul Schulte's voice was brimming with hate now.
Firing the laser did not produce a sound by itself, but the unloading of the capacitors was audible throughout the Morgenröte. Unlike the smaller point defense lasers earlier, the beam of the 500 MW cannon was clearly visible as a bright green stream, connecting the ship and its target hundreds of kilometres away near instantly. It faded away after a second, leaving a bright "shadow" on the retina of everyone who had looked outside, even though the windows were specifically designed to filter the light as to avoid eye damage. A small explosion erupted from the Loftegen missile silo. It had obviously been hit, but none of the nuclear warheads went off, or there would have been a bigger explosion.
"Target hit, damage unknown ", the WO reported briefly.

"Imperial corvette Morgenröte, this is the Loftegen 2 West Regional Aerospace Defense Center. We are advised that your intentions are hostile. Alter course to avoid our airspace immediately, or we will fire on you."

Everyone the the WRADC control room was looking at the big board. The rogue Imp ship was highlighted in red, as was its projected orbit. There was no reply to the warning, and the ship held its course. (It would later be determined that the challenge, and indeed all transmissions from WRADC, were not heard by the Morgenröte, due to an insufficiently powerful transmitter.)

The brigader general in charge gave a three word order. "Launch warning shot."

At a nearby battery site, the local crew carried out the order. A silo cover popped open, and a single Spartan ABM leapt skyward on a pillar of flame, racing toward the heavens. Three minutes later, 200 nautical miles up and 450 nautical miles down range, a 5 megaton warhead detonated in a flash of visible light and an even brighter burst of x-rays.

"That was your first and only warning, Morgenröte. Alter course immediately or we fire for effect."

The answer came in the form of a perfectly straight lightning bolt that reached down from the heavens to strike the now empty silo. There was a flash and a boom, like a large conventional bomb going off, and then silence. For a few seconds, at least.

With time for just one more salvo before the enemy was overhead, WRADC sent two more Spartans up to say 'Hello!' to the Imp ship. As feared, the Morgenröte was able to use its engines to evade the warheads, though one detonated 'just' fifty miles away from the ship, close enough to give everyone on board the equivalent of a hundred or so chest x-rays worth of radiation. At that dose, a few of the crew might become slightly ill over the next twelve hours.

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Three army SuperScarab helicopters clattered toward downdown Altenburg. Aboard them was all of 3rd Platoon, A Co. 1stof the72nd Special Forces Brigade; and the 1269th Jaegertruppe.

<"Where are we going?"> Trenturio Marcus Höfner asked, shouting to be heard over the noise of the rotor blades and engines.

<"The Altenburg Grand Hotel,"> 2nd Lt. Beka Hamlin, leader of 3rd Platoon answered. <"Something about an assassination attempt against Emperor Leo by the NLO. We're to reinforce the security there.">

"Holy God!" someone swore. It was PFC Clay Dawkins, the platoon radio operator. "They just raised the alert level again."

There was much swearing at that news. Some of the members of 3rd platoon made what Marcus took to be religious gestures.

"Defcon 2," Beka said, her expression grim. She looked at Marcus. "That means 'War is Immenent'."

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"Return fire!" Major Kenn Whitworth of the 1st Security Police Squadron shouted into his radio. Most of the vehicles in the column he was leading were variants of the Eciton armored car: four, six, and eight wheeled types with a mix of weapons. Just about every one of them carried an M2 heavy machine gun for air defense as well as fire support, and all along the column muzzles lifted skyward, as the Imp plane swung around for another pass. The odds of actually hitting the Imp weren't all that great, but shooting back would be good for morale, and facing a blizzard of tracers might throw the Imp pilot's aim off. "And spread the <bleep> out!" he added. "Encircle that hanger!"

"Son of a motherless whore!" Airman 1st Class Dann Tanna exclaimed as the Imp casually evaded the shoulder launched, IR homing missile he'd sent its way. The missile, on losing its target, went ballistic, then self destructed. Yanking the fire control unit off the now empty disposable launch tube, he gestured for his assistant to hand him another missile.

Captain Lee Gwin was swearing too. Strapped into the cockpit of his Rapier III I.6 interceptor, he was fighting for his life, in a plane that wasn't designed with dogfighting in mind. Unlike its F.6 half sisters (and they really shouldn't have given them the same name: it was confusing) the I.6 sacrificed manuverability for speed in a straight line. That made sense, given that its role was intercepting incoming bombers. Still, they outnumbered the Imp three to one, and even though they couldn't get a lock on the damn thing, it hadn't been able to get one on them either (at least not long enough to fire, so far). And, whether the Imp knew it or not, more Rapiers, proper F.6's, were on their way.

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Legat I. Klasse Conrad Kunkel lay flat on the floor of Hanger 415, along with all of his people and the Loftegen 2 personnel who had been assisting them in their work. The sound of gunfire and explosions erupting outside the hanger was the more frightening than he'd ever imagined it would be. Worse yet, Tribun Böttcher was shouting orders and preparing to lead his people out into whatever was happening outside. Kunkel could hear bullets (and larger projectiles) hitting the hanger walls. Suddenly, most of the windows on the side of the hanger facing the noise shattered. Small cylinders landed on the concrete, spinning in place and discharging a reddish vapor that wasn't thick enough to be smoke. A smell like paprika became noticeable, and Kunkel felt his eyes and nose itch.

One of the Lofties cried out, "Gas!

"Scheisse!" Kunkel thought, as people began to cough and tear up. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, he heard Tribun Böttcher cry, "Folge mir!"

Fluffiness and Guiness Freaks

In Piggy Cliff, an incredulous Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius is staring wide-eyed at the Two Tummies, rocking babies in Their lavender nightgowns. "More?" he mmphs. A pause to huff for air, and he sighs. "Well," the wheezy whiffs continue, "you can't say I didn't warn you."

The doctor looks around the nursery, blinking beady eyes. "I guess you could knock out this wall here," he suggests in a string of mmph mmph MMPH mmph. But then, turning again to the Porky Parents of Treadwellia and waddling over to Them, he asks, "Are You sure, Mother?"

Her Maternity gives a snort, passes Sister Tubbius to her Dumpy Daddy, and rubs a hand to each side of her proud paunch. HRM HRM hrm HRM! With this reassurance that She knows exactly how many little ones She is growing, down to the seconds they formed, Her Motherhood gives Her answer.

Mmph mmph MMPH mmph? from the Flabby Father, now giving Sister Tubbius a bottle. The Wondrous Womb of Treadwellia gives a merry, musical laugh, a sly smile, and a repeat, much more emphatically, of last night's response. HRM! "MORE!"

Both doctor and king pale significantly. This is no longer a laughing matter. The doctor waggles a hand to his other side, adding more mmphs. "That wall, too?"

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:

Allllsssooo, do people bike in your nation? If so, are bikes used primarily for transport or recreation?

Yes, they do as automobiles are banned. They cycle before curfew though as doing so afterwards is never a good idea. City planning allows for everything to be within an hour's walking distance of a person's flat (houses were gotten rid of long ago to accomodate the growing population and to increase fitness) as this is another form of control, something the Snoodian government is very keen on.

Snoodum wrote:Yes, they do as automobiles are banned. They cycle before curfew though as doing so afterwards is never a good idea. City planning allows for everything to be within an hour's walking distance of a person's flat (houses were gotten rid of long ago to accomodate the growing population and to increase fitness) as this is another form of control, something the Snoodian government is very keen on.

But why would the government ever want fit and healthy citizens, when those could more easily rebel? The average waistline is growing evidence that there will never be revolt in Treadwellia. It would be too much work!

Your Imaginary Friend, Fluffiness, and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:But why would the government ever want fit and healthy citizens, when those could more easily rebel? The average waistline in Treadwellia is growing evidence that there will never be revolt in Treadwellia. It would be too much work!

And that folks, is the master plan right there.

Mzeusia wrote:And that folks, is the master plan right there.

MMPH MMPH. Keep all citizens nice and plump, and encourage large families at all times!

Snoodum, Mzeusia, and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:MMPH MMPH. Keep all citizens nice and plump, and encourage large families at all times!

Would it not put a strain on the health service? Or make the military ineffective? Or be a strain on every other service such as transportation, the emergency services and others? Would the government have enough money for child benefits? What about a terrorist attack, how are people going to get help fast enough?

Just some questions I thought about. The Snoodian government has control of its people to the nth degree. If treadwellia wants some ideas, the Snoodian government would be more than willing to share them.

Grossadmiral der lowe

Now, what was I gonna do

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote:Now, what was I gonna do

Search your soul for the meaning of life?

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

Snoodum wrote:Search your soul for the meaning of life?

Well, that means getting a soul...unless I steal one

Loftegen 2

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