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Fluffiness wrote:We would be delighted to have further contacts with Leonism. Fluffiness accords importance to what happens around the world, and thus even though current reports don't show that New Light Order is a huge threat to us, we've taken an interest in this. The government hasn't taken any measures yet as the threat is unconfirmed, and we value the freedom and privacy of our citizens.

As for the embassy, we'll dispatch Diana Taeto, a former Head of the Judicial system to Leonism as well if you don't mind. We're already working on providing your diplomatic team a building in Turnal for their office. Please note that as guns are banned, we'll need to issue permits for the diplomats who would come with weapons. I will personally meet them at their arrival. As for the agreements we'll establish, please note that as democratic socialists, seeking peace and non-violence, your military culture might be an obstacle to military cooperation. However, I expect trade agreements and other diplomatic relations to be easier.

- Toroi Denkya, Head of International Relations

OOC : I got two issues in two days giving me stuff to rp on it, so it's nice. ^^

Konsul Steffen International Airport, Leestcheck, capital of the Imperium
Prokonsul II. Klasse Jennifer Adler stood waiting on the tarmac, along with a Honour Guard of 100 soldiers, to greet the new ambassador from Fluffiness, Diana Taeto. In these times of international terrorism, multinational cooperation was growing ever more important.

The Fluffinessian ideology of pacifism and socialism was somewhat alien to the Imperium. But Imperator Konsul Leo I. had significantly broadened the views of the Imperial government, allowing for cooperation with other nations even when these were quite different.

The Imperium, while seeing a strong military as backbone of a successful nation, was not an aggressive state. And while it was running a free market based economy, state influence and control was significant. Both positions allowed for cooperation with Fluffiness. For now the key field on which to cooperate would be police work, to join efforts in finding NLO members and bases and taking them into custody.

The vice foreign minister had already drawn up an agreement for a formal security cooperation, which would allow for an exchange of police officers and transfer of prisoners from the other country.
The Imperium was also interested in a trade agreement. While it was estimated that Fluffiness was less interested in what the Imperium's Arms Industry had to offer, there might be more opportunities for the Book Publishing industry or the Tourism industry.

As the plane from Fluffiness landed and taxied to the ramp, Jennifer Adler was looking forward to meet the ambassador in person.

Your imaginary friend, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

The Stories is Azl-Kazki, Part Two

...”We need to leave! NOW!” Ghoh commanded, as Lüzh and Nio instantly looked at him, Lüzh pushing himself of the chair, stumbling as his legs straightened, “What Ghoh?” Enquired Nio, “NO TIME, WE NEED TO LEAVE!” Ghoh shouted as he grabbed them both, pulling them out the door as he pushed them forwards, “Go through the door and run until your hit a forest, keeping running straight!” Ghoh gave them a large shove as he started to run in the opposite direction, as Lüzh and Nio blankly stared at each other, just as a large Guard walked into the corridor, towering tall, his body covered in armour, the ground shook with every footstep as he started to move over too the two. “I-I’m, I think that’s why!” Nio’s voices cracked as his face went pale, before he turned around grabbing Lüzh, as they both started to run to the door, smashing and crashing their way through, into a large bar, filled with rowdy drunkards who seem more interested in getting drunk than anything else, as they had to dodge their was through the labyrinth of drunks, managing to get to the door as the giant guard just managed to get to the door, “OI YOU TWO!” His voice was deep and piercing, as the room, normally full of cheers, songs was deadly silent, the drunks moving out of his way, as Nio and Lüzh rushed out the door, into the street.

The ground was soft and muddy, as they both looked around, trying to find any semblance of woods, but all they could see was row after row of run down shanty shacks, their paint peeling off, wood cracked, as Nio grabber Lüzh, tugging him one way as they started to run, past all the beggars, lepers, salesmen, street vendors, as they hide down alleyways, behind carts, slowly making their way unseen through the village. “We need to hide till nightfall!” Lüzh grabber Nio as he was about to make a run for new cover, “Let’s hide here until it gets dark”, Nio nodded, “Okay, till nightfall”

Meanwhile, Ghoh managed to break free of the bar, yet he was pursued by a group of guards, wearing lighter armour, as they managed to keep up with his light feet, as he managed to scale up a house, running along the rooftops, his face red from running, as sweat drained down him. WHOOSH! An arrow flew by, not even 5cm from his head, as others started to descend on him, “AHHH!!!!” His screamed as he started to speed up, jumping down onto ground-level, as he looked up 10 guard stood around him, around 6ft away, as he looked at them smirking, “It’s time for me trick then” his fingers started to glow, as did his eye, levitating in the air as a guard tried to rush him, but was sent flying backwards, as more and more guard started to attack him, swords swinging close to him, as managed to dodge his was past them, placing a hand on the chest of one of the guards, sending his bursting out into flames, as he collapsed screaming, his skin charring before the screams stopped, his leg was hit, but not before he got another, causing them fall down, clasping their throat, as they fell face first into the mud. But Ghoh soon got hit again, a heavy punch to the side of his face causing him to fall back into the side of a building as the glow dissipated, the guards putting him in special shackles, making him unable to conjure magic by having smaller shackles for his fingers, being thrown onto the back of a cart, his head stinging as he groaned, while the guards occasionally stood up and kicked him in the gut, causing him to keel.

The cart soon stopped outside a random guard tower, as he was dragged, his feet scraping along the floor, into the tower, being thrown down onto the cold stone floor, coughing out some blood as he hit it, groaning loudly. “Hello there, thing...” a voice spoke out, as it got closer, before a he felt someone grab him by his hair, pulling it up, before they changed their grip to clasp his jaw tight “...well, look what we have, an abomination, a thing of so called magic, who is nothing but a plague...” the voice squeezed his jaw tighter, as Ghoh looked up at him, his face pale, dressed in a blue overcoat, encrusted with jewels and golden trims, as his blue eyes pierced straight through Ghoh “...you know what we do with plagues right?”, Ghoh tried shaking his head, “...Excellent, I will have to teach you then” he threw Ghoh back against the floor, his head hitting it, as his bit his lip to try and not scream out, as the man looked back at him, smirking slightly, as two guards walked in, handing him a small sharp knife,

the man grinned at Ghoh, “plagues get eradicated, just like you will be!” He places the tip of the knife onto Ghoh’s cheek, the cold metal pinched his cheek, as he sliced it along, causing his cheek to gush out blood, as recoiled his head in pain, as Ghoh pressed down on it, looking at the blood flowing out, as the man got the guards to hold him, as Ghoh tried to squirm, and struggle, “...this will only hurt...a lot” he pushed the knife in deeper, before moving it up and down, creating a hole in Ghoh’s cheek, as he stuck his finger in the small gap, twirling it around, making it bigger, as he got our a red hot iron, branding the cut shut so he won’t bleed out, “We can’t have you die too early” he smirks as he stabs the iron deep into his chest, causing Ghoh to scream out in pain. As Ghoh collapses onto the floor only to have the guards pull him back up, as he presses he knife around his chest, not deep enough to kill him, but deep enough to cause pain, as he smirked, “this is fun...but I have somewhere to be” he quickly trashed the sword, cutting Ghohs throat as the guards pushed his body onto the ground, as it twitched, blood seeping out, trying to gasp for air, but only being able to make a gurgling sound, as not before long the twitches stopped, and Ghoh laid dead on the ground.

Aigania, Kappan, Fluffiness, and Hycronesia

Grossadmiral der lowe

:hypersweats:, I can edit out the last bit if need be

Kappan, Fluffiness, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote::hypersweats:, I can edit out the last bit if need be

I think our benevolent auditors will let it slip...
Wise decision to put it under spoiler, I did something similar in my last region without censoring and it was a near instantaneous ban for me haha.

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

Hycronesia

After many violent protests, the Referendum has been cancelled and the state remains unstable, many experts have suggested to restabilish the Senate but with stronger regulations, however the Ministry of Information have polled the citiziens and It was discovered that 67% of the population want the Empire back in a more democratic form.

The Temporary Government will decide what to do in the next few hours.

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

In Piggy Cliff, Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius are awake and resting in the nursery, rocking infants while waiting for First Breakfast. Renovations of the showers in Their bathroom have already begun, expanding those facilities. The process is noisy, upsetting the babies, but important. Meanwhile, ample shushing and feeding is keeping the little ones quiet; after all, how can they complain with breasts or bottles keeping them busy?

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

The National Institute of Science has given the Pharcyde a D+ habitability rating. This is the highest in Pharcyder history and opens the door to potential exploration in the future.

Exploration is certain death, but it's less certain than before. :)

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

Your imaginary friend wrote::o

Sorry to hear about your sunburn, but building a compost pile sounds neat! Do you have a garden?

In the process of putting together. Vegetable garden. Need to scour the local building sites for some wood for a raised bed but I figured I'd get the compost pile started first since that will take longer.

Loftegen 2

Leonism wrote:Konsul Steffen International Airport, Leestcheck, capital of the Imperium
Prokonsul II. Klasse Jennifer Adler stood waiting on the tarmac, along with a Honour Guard of 100 soldiers, to greet the new ambassador from Fluffiness, Diana Taeto. In these times of international terrorism, multinational cooperation was growing ever more important.

The Fluffinessian ideology of pacifism and socialism was somewhat alien to the Imperium. But Imperator Konsul Leo I. had significantly broadened the views of the Imperial government, allowing for cooperation with other nations even when these were quite different.

The Imperium, while seeing a strong military as backbone of a successful nation, was not an aggressive state. And while it was running a free market based economy, state influence and control was significant. Both positions allowed for cooperation with Fluffiness. For now the key field on which to cooperate would be police work, to join efforts in finding NLO members and bases and taking them into custody.

The vice foreign minister had already drawn up an agreement for a formal security cooperation, which would allow for an exchange of police officers and transfer of prisoners from the other country.
The Imperium was also interested in a trade agreement. While it was estimated that Fluffiness was less interested in what the Imperium's Arms Industry had to offer, there might be more opportunities for the Book Publishing industry or the Tourism industry.

As the plane from Fluffiness landed and taxied to the ramp, Jennifer Adler was looking forward to meet the ambassador in person.

Diana Taeto got out of the plane, followed by a dozen of Fluffinesian staff. She looked a bit surprised, seeing how many guards were there to welcome the delegacy. She noticed someone walking forward to her, likely to be Jennifer Adler.

"Hallo Prokonsul Jennifer Adler.

Thank you for welcoming me in such a way, I'm truly honored. I look forward to know more about Imperial culture. I hope we'll both learn a lot by cooperating.

I've reviewed your drafts while on the plane to Leestcheck. I'm already delighted about your propositions concerning the book industry. Stewart Doug, Head of Industrial Production thinks we will both have benefits from it, since your country was very closed until now. For the same reason, tourism will be great, both Fluffinesians and Imperials enjoy preserved environments.

Concerning police cooperation, Virginia Russel, Head of the Judicial System, made it clear that we will keep our full sovereignty. However, concerning the NLO, we will share all our intelligence with you. We don't have much, but we've arrested a bomber recently. Investigation shows that it's unclear whether he had contacts with the NLO, however we've found documents stating that his actions were inspired by the NLO. For now, we know nothing more. Concerning prisoner transfer, we have to keep in mind that you've got ties with Loftegen 2. Although we do not consider Lady Zaharra to be hostile, news that some prisoners went missing there make us afraid about their lives, and for now we do not wish to initiate any transfer to Leonism for now because of this. I hope you understand."

Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote::hypersweats:, I can edit out the last bit if need be

You could always post it in your Factbook, with suitable warnings. That's what I did.

Fluffiness wrote:Diana Taeto got out of the plane, followed by a dozen of Fluffinesian staff. She looked a bit surprised, seeing how many guards were there to welcome the delegacy. She noticed someone walking forward to her, likely to be Jennifer Adler.

"Hallo Prokonsul Jennifer Adler.

Thank you for welcoming me in such a way, I'm truly honored. I look forward to know more about Imperial culture. I hope we'll both learn a lot by cooperating.

I've reviewed your drafts while on the plane to Leestcheck. I'm already delighted about your propositions concerning the book industry. Stewart Doug, Head of Industrial Production thinks we will both have benefits from it, since your country was very closed until now. For the same reason, tourism will be great, both Fluffinesians and Imperials enjoy preserved environments.

Concerning police cooperation, Virginia Russel, Head of the Judicial System, made it clear that we will keep our full sovereignty. However, concerning the NLO, we will share all our intelligence with you. We don't have much, but we've arrested a bomber recently. Investigation shows that it's unclear whether he had contacts with the NLO, however we've found documents stating that his actions were inspired by the NLO. For now, we know nothing more. Concerning prisoner transfer, we have to keep in mind that you've got ties with Loftegen 2. Although we do not consider Lady Zaharra to be hostile, news that some prisoners went missing there make us afraid about their lives, and for now we do not wish to initiate any transfer to Leonism for now because of this. I hope you understand."

OOC: I very much like the fact that due to the fact that I am dealing with one nation (here: Loftegen 2), my options to deal with another nation (here: Fluffiness) are influenced and ultimately limited. This feels so realistic! Awesome RPing guys!

Fluffiness and Loftegen 2

70 days of peace under Treadwellia! Mmph MMPH!

Your imaginary friend, Kappan, Mzeusia, Fluffiness, and 3 othersHycronesia, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

Word has it that The Two Tummies are in the middle of sorting out clothes that are much too small for Their burgeoning bellies, donating them to charities or, in Tubbius' case, to His slightly less rotund older brother, Langley.

This work means that They will need to restock Their closets and wardrobes soon! Toddling around in mere nightgowns, Tubbras, and underwear might not pass in polite company!

Mzeusia, Fluffiness, and Loftegen 2

New porto rico

Hello everyone! Using a few minutes of my lunch break to get online here!

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and 1 otherLoftegen 2

Fluffiness wrote:Concerning prisoner transfer, we have to keep in mind that you've got ties with Loftegen 2. Although we do not consider Lady Zaharra to be hostile, news that some prisoners went missing there make us afraid about their lives, and for now we do not wish to initiate any transfer to Leonism for now because of this. I hope you understand."

Lady Zaharra can assure you that no prisoners are missing. She knows exactly where they are! :)

Loftegen 2 wrote:Lady Zaharra can assure you that no prisoners are missing. She knows exactly where they are! :)

Virginia Russel trusts you, but this doesn't reassure her at all. 😱

Loftegen 2

We all need more tank in our lives...

Hellephant II MBT

by Loftegen 2

M1980A3 Hellephant II MBT

Named for the Lesser Savanna Elephant native to southern Loftegen 2, colloquially known as the Hellephant because of its highly territorial and aggressive behavior vis-à-vis its larger kin, the Common Savanna Elephant and the Forest Elephant.

Equipped with modular sensors that can be swapped out according to mission requirements. Typically mounts commander's, driver's, and gunner's thermo-optic viewers and/or sights.
NBC protection is of the positive pressure type, and in the nuclear sense offers protection from fallout only. The armor is proof against alpha and beta particles, but not intense gamma rays or fast neutrons; sufficiently close nuclear detonations can easily prove fatal even if the tank survives the blast effects.

Ammunition is generally a mix of APFSDS and HEAT rounds, though specialty rounds (smoke, WP, cannister, flechette, HE , HESH, and an anti-helicopter guided projectile) are available if the mission requires them.

Despite entering service almost 40 years ago (as the M1980 Hellephant) the Hellephant remains the cutting edge of armor technology. Efforts to develop a successor have proven fruitless, and most military engineers believe that, barring some radical new technological innovation, the MBT concept has reached its maximum potential.

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Weight: 73.6 short tons (66.8 tonnes)

Length: Gun forward: 32.04 ft (9.77 m)

Hull length: 26.02 ft (7.93 m)

Width: 12 ft (3.66 m)

Height: 8 ft (2.44 m)

Crew: 4 (commander, gunner, loader, driver)

Armor: Depleted uranium mesh-reinforced composite armor.
Hull: 23.625" (600 mm)* vs APFSDS, 25.56" (700 mm)* vs HEAT
Turret: 23.635/31.5" (600 mm/800 mm)* vs APFSDS, 51.18" (1300 mm)* vs HEAT

Main armament: 4.75" (120 mm) C/44 M25A1 smoothbore gun (42 rounds)

Secondary armament:
1 × .50 HMG (12.7 mm) M2 heavy machine gun with 900 rounds
2 × 0.30 RIF (7.62 mm) M27 machine guns with 10,400 rounds (1 pintle-mounted, 1 coaxial)

Engine: Turbodyne AGT1500C multi-fuel turbine engine, 1,500 shp (1,120 kW)

Transmission: Agridyne DDA X-1100-3B

Suspension: High-hardness-steel torsion bars with rotary shock absorbers.

Ground clearance: 1 ft 5 in (0.43 m)

Fuel capacity: 500 gallons (1,900 l)

Operational range: 265 miles (426 km)

Speed: Road 42 mph (67 km/h) (governed); Off-road 25 mph (40 km/h)

*Rolled Homogenous Armor equivalent

Read factbook

Mzeusia and Hycronesia

Loftegen 2 wrote:We all need more tank in our lives...

Hellephant II MBT

by Loftegen 2

M1980A3 Hellephant II MBT

Named for the Lesser Savanna Elephant native to southern Loftegen 2, colloquially known as the Hellephant because of its highly territorial and aggressive behavior vis-à-vis its larger kin, the Common Savanna Elephant and the Forest Elephant.

Equipped with modular sensors that can be swapped out according to mission requirements. Typically mounts commander's, driver's, and gunner's thermo-optic viewers and/or sights.
NBC protection is of the positive pressure type, and in the nuclear sense offers protection from fallout only. The armor is proof against alpha and beta particles, but not intense gamma rays or fast neutrons; sufficiently close nuclear detonations can easily prove fatal even if the tank survives the blast effects.

Ammunition is generally a mix of APFSDS and HEAT rounds, though specialty rounds (smoke, WP, cannister, flechette, HE , HESH, and an anti-helicopter guided projectile) are available if the mission requires them.

Despite entering service almost 40 years ago (as the M1980 Hellephant) the Hellephant remains the cutting edge of armor technology. Efforts to develop a successor have proven fruitless, and most military engineers believe that, barring some radical new technological innovation, the MBT concept has reached its maximum potential.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Weight: 73.6 short tons (66.8 tonnes)

Length: Gun forward: 32.04 ft (9.77 m)

Hull length: 26.02 ft (7.93 m)

Width: 12 ft (3.66 m)

Height: 8 ft (2.44 m)

Crew: 4 (commander, gunner, loader, driver)

Armor: Depleted uranium mesh-reinforced composite armor.
Hull: 23.625" (600 mm)* vs APFSDS, 25.56" (700 mm)* vs HEAT
Turret: 23.635/31.5" (600 mm/800 mm)* vs APFSDS, 51.18" (1300 mm)* vs HEAT

Main armament: 4.75" (120 mm) C/44 M25A1 smoothbore gun (42 rounds)

Secondary armament:
1 × .50 HMG (12.7 mm) M2 heavy machine gun with 900 rounds
2 × 0.30 RIF (7.62 mm) M27 machine guns with 10,400 rounds (1 pintle-mounted, 1 coaxial)

Engine: Turbodyne AGT1500C multi-fuel turbine engine, 1,500 shp (1,120 kW)

Transmission: Agridyne DDA X-1100-3B

Suspension: High-hardness-steel torsion bars with rotary shock absorbers.

Ground clearance: 1 ft 5 in (0.43 m)

Fuel capacity: 500 gallons (1,900 l)

Operational range: 265 miles (426 km)

Speed: Road 42 mph (67 km/h) (governed); Off-road 25 mph (40 km/h)

*Rolled Homogenous Armor equivalent

Read factbook

You're right. I could achieve a lot more with a tank.

Loftegen 2

Your imaginary friend

New porto rico wrote:Hello everyone! Using a few minutes of my lunch break to get online here!

Aww. :) Hi!

Treadwellia, New porto rico, Loftegen 2, and Grossadmiral der lowe

Grossadmiral der lowe

It’s time to dominate the Lazarus potato snack market, with all new Löwian Potato Corp(tm) making your favourite potato snacks since 2019

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

ok buddy

Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe wrote:It’s time to dominate the Lazarus potato snack market, with all new Löwian Potato Corp(tm) making your favourite potato snacks since 2019

I believe Dear Leader(of Guiness Freaks)'s favorite potato snack is vodka.

Tragedy in Piggy Cliff! While renovating the master bathroom's shower stalls for the Two Tummies, one of the workers damaged a water pipe. While no water was actively going in the palace, now the restroom facilities are inoperable for the afternoon while plumbers work to fix the problem.

Photos of the Two Tubbies worming into Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius sized diapers for the day have already been uploaded rather sneakily to the TubbNet, catching the Royal Rotundities in nothing other than these temporary solutions to a dreadful problem.

On learning of such pictures through the news on television, His Obesity typed up a response, noting that the Portly Parents of Treadwellia now know how Their butterball babies feel.

In reaction to His post, more photos of great-bellied Treadwellian adults, similarly dressed, soon upload to the TubbNet--a most unusual show of solidarity for the kingdom's living ancestors.

Only in Treadwellia!

Your imaginary friend, Mzeusia, Fluffiness, Hycronesia, and 3 othersLoftegen 2, Leonism, and Sulfux

Treadwellia wrote:Tragedy in Piggy Cliff! While renovating the master bathroom's shower stalls for the Two Tummies, one of the workers damaged a water pipe. While no water was actively going in the palace, now the restroom facilities are inoperable for the afternoon while plumbers work to fix the problem.

Photos of the Two Tubbies worming into Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius sized diapers for the day have already been uploaded rather sneakily to the TubbNet, catching the Royal Rotundities in nothing other than these temporary solutions to a dreadful problem.

On learning of such pictures through the news on television, His Obesity typed up a response, noting that the Portly Parents of Treadwellia now know how Their butterball babies feel.

In reaction to His post, more photos of great-bellied Treadwellian adults, similarly dressed, soon upload to the TubbNet--a most unusual show of solidarity for the kingdom's living ancestors.

Only in Treadwellia!

LOL

Treadwellia and Loftegen 2

After a long debate and a minor protest the Empire has been restored, the first emperor, Ayal I, will be crowned tomorrow but will take the title of head of government and state immeadiatly.

The Emperor, voted by 78% of the population, is the heir of the Neykrat dinasty and also the youngest ruler in the history of Hycronesia, being only 19.

Long live the Emperor

Treadwellia, Your imaginary friend, Kappan, Loftegen 2, and 1 otherLeonism

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