You're important now i guess! =P
You can only have one nation in the WA (it's fine to have as many non-WA nations as you care to make) so I think regions try to target them for recruitment because they figure it's like someone's "main" nation and they're more likely to see the telegram.
(plz don't leave us!)
JUST ONE MORE PERCENT AND I AM IN THE TOP 10% SMARTEST PERCENT!
WITH MY THREE PILLARS IN THE CLEAR, I CAN ENTER INTO A GOLDEN AGE!
A strange ship shows up at Piggy Cliff Harbour that day. It is grand, and its sails dyed royal purple. You can see its high-tech goodness from your window in the Tubby Palave.
The ship turns out to be from the city of Leaprakon, a coastal city in the Aluminium States. Huzzah, the brave sailors of the boat (The Chrome Moon) have found a way to ride the fast currents around the cape of Mittel Lazarus (in the Middle Continent) and sail around to Piggy Cliff!
This is truly a breakthrough in the Muffin trade.
Dear leader has the twins at the science center today while lady glitter sparkles is at the botanical gardens with beer leader.
Tubbius sits at His computer in a blue and orange floral printed MaTubbity gown, giving Fatty Tubbius another bottle. As she happily sucks down the tasty contents, His Immensity finds His own bulbous belly a-jiggle and a-glow with the golden warmth of a Tubbius Magic Surge. He frowns, poking the plump little infant on her nose. Soft mmphs inform her that she is eating too much tonight, as her Portly Poppa has just magically shown!
He frowns even more on realizing He has just popped a button of His new favorite gown. Oh, the difference a pound or two can make in the wrong place!
Arguing with stupid people is my hobby mom.
I am obligated by the laws of the internet gods to say the following. *ahem*
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!