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Treadwellians are the 4th most devout in Lazarus. Tubbius the Rotund and Benevolent is pleased. Let that be known with a reverent, "Mmph mmph."

Hey everyone -- unfortunately Canton Empire has had their blessing revoked as a Guardian by our Celestial Being, Amerion. So please help us keep the region secure and unendorse Canton Empire. Thank you.

Funkadelia wrote:

Hey everyone -- unfortunately Canton Empire has had their blessing revoked as a Guardian by our Celestial Being, Amerion. So please help us keep the region secure and unendorse Canton Empire. Thank you.

You'll have to banject me

Canton Empire wrote:

You'll have to banject me

Happy now?

Canton Empire wrote:

Luv u dopers

<3 see ya around buddy :p

On the twenty-fourth of April, the front page morning headline in the Treadwellia Tub is simple: "Baby!" It is accompanied by an image of the top half of the round and snowy-haired Mrs. Tubbius, again wearing one of Her maternity gowns done in endless pastels and cradling Her belly in both hands. The article goes on to explain that, despite the birth of Sister Tubbius not even three months earlier, Mrs. Tubbius is somehow once again pregnant as let slip by Her doctors. Apparently, the magic that infuses and floods the Tubbius family with health and life also allows Mrs. Tubbius to safely have children almost on demand, even taking into account Her advanced age and newborn daughter. A month along already, the woman nicknamed "Mother Tubbius" by all in the nation is once more joyfully living up to the title. According to the reporter who wrote the piece, the smiling and brightly blushing Tubbius the Rotund only had a single thing to say when He was questioned about the new baby: "Mmph!" It only took a few moments for translators to learn this merely means, "Whoops!"

Hi guys

Trackeendy wrote:

Wait, what did Canton Empire do exactly? Where did this even come from?

Here's the link to the Motion of No Confidence of Canton Empire. http://s15.zetaboards.com/NSLazarus/topic/10183185/1/

I mean, Canton was a delegate for a moment. Until we decided to say 'hi' again.
Such a sad day he must be having.

Doperland wrote:

He spoke of coups and such. Enough to be treasonous. And was just generally unreasonable and a troublemaker. And then he started endotarting after we revoked his title... And then "requested" a Banjection. Of course, he isn't banned. He could come back if he really wanted.

Do we have an Archbishop of Politically Correct Thought Expression? Are there any published rules in the regional charter? Is "trouble maker" defined anywhere? Are we "Snowflakes"?

I like Laz because it's a place where I can lurk while my puppets grow and encounter bizarre issues. Occasionally I make a few wise cracks but not many. I was kicked out of a previous region (with a now defunk Nation) because a regional officer who happened to be a moderator didn't like it because I called him . ....wait for it . . .. "Poopy-Pants"!

Should I find a new home? They say 10000 Islands is nice this time of year.

Canton Empire wrote:

So yeah, I was just trying to find a place to settle down and build a nice community

You need to relax. You just got goof'd on buddy and it's well-deserved.

Anyway, if you want to start a new community, it's best not to do it in a Warzone region. lol

Scum wrote:

You need to relax. You just got goof'd on buddy and it's well-deserved.
Anyway, if you want to start a new community, it's best not to do it in a Warzone region. lol

I left the region, there should be no reason to follow me and harass me. The taking of Warzone Australia was an act to deliberately cause me emotional harm, and that is something the WFE of WZAU acknowledges. If you go to the discord of Lazarus, you will see that this was a premeditated, and deliberate act to cause me emotional distress and to get petty revenge on me (and for what, leaving when you didn't want me here?). So I don't think I'm taking this to seriously at all. I'm taking it at face value with the evidence I have seen up until this point.