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Gatito wrote:The Age of the Kitten is here. The past is shrouded in darkness, with lots of radioactive lettuce. But fear not, man of Ooga Booga Land, for I am here. I am the story that was, is, and is to come. I am the light in the bleak emptiness.

I am Gatito.
And I am Spaghetti Sauce on the TV Remote.

This sounds like the works of heathens! Praise Malkbaconne! Stay true to your faith sons and daughters of Malk and Baconne!

Bayan principalities

Crumstain wrote:This sounds like the works of heathens! Praise Malkbaconne! Stay true to your faith sons and daughters of Malk and Baconne!

Hail Malkbaconne!

Bayan principalities

Crumstain wrote:This sounds like the works of heathens! Praise Malkbaconne! Stay true to your faith sons and daughters of Malk and Baconne!

Gatito's religion is cooler. Screw you guys, I'm converting to Gatitoism!

Othelos, Gatito, and Bayan principalities

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Xin Prussia wrote:Gatito's religion is cooler. Screw you guys, I'm converting to Gatitoism!

You are now permanently excommunicated from the church of Malkbaconne.

Gatito wrote:Yes...join me...join us...yessssssss...

Resist my fellow Malkbaconnians! Resist! Consume all the milk and bacon you can!

Puldania and Bayan principalities

it is nice to endorse you, Zwots. Or should I call you GROSS now?

Crumstain wrote:You are now permanently excommunicated from the church of Malkbaconne.
Resist my fellow Malkbaconnians! Resist! Consume all the milk and bacon you can!

I stay true to my plate!

Puldania and Bayan principalities

Crumstain wrote:You are now permanently excommunicated from the church of Malkbaconne.
Resist my fellow Malkbaconnians! Resist! Consume all the milk and bacon you can!

Excommunicate? This is MY state, and we have only one state religion!

Bayan principalities

Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.

Thats a good sign

Bayan principalities

Xin Prussia wrote:Excommunicate? This is MY state, and we have only one state religion!

Malkbaconne freedom fighters shall rise from this....

Bayan principalities

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Crumstain wrote:Malkbaconne freedom fighters shall rise from this....

I shall rise to defend Malkbaconne!

Albiorix and Bayan principalities

Gatito wrote:Freedom? Ha! Zealots of Gatitoism, resist the resistance!

We fight for the freedoms that are being taken away from us! We fight for Malkbaconne! Peace through Malkbaconne!

*Begins mass burning of all feline related things*

Bayan principalities

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Crumstain wrote:We fight for the freedoms that are being taken away from us! We fight for Malkbaconne! Peace through Malkbaconne!

*Begins mass burning of all feline related things*

We begin burning the entire frigging internet!

Bayan principalities

Gatito wrote:Freedom? Ha! Zealots of Gatitoism, resist the resistance!

Jawohl!

Othelos and Bayan principalities

Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.

Hello!

Othelos and Bayan principalities

Malk and bacon

Crumstain wrote:We fight for the freedoms that are being taken away from us! We fight for Malkbaconne! Peace through Malkbaconne!

*Begins mass burning of all feline related things*

Your sacrifice has been heard!! You have been bequeathed with the most sacred relic known to Malkbaconne! *The legendary Bacon Greatsword has been transferred to your account.*

Bayan principalities

Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.

Gatito wrote:*Begins mass burning of all milk and bacon related things*

Ha ha ha.... you fools! Nobody can survive without BACON!

*Begins to release the hounds of Darundull*

Bayan principalities

All Hail Crumstain! All Hail Malkbaconne!

Bayan principalities

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE MALKBACONNE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Crumstain, Puldania, and Bayan principalities

Hey, guys

Bayan principalities

Rasoan wrote:Hello!

Welcome! Don't let the insanity scare you, we're all very sane.
*Maniacal Laughter*

Bayan principalities

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