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The INWU Unisex Bathroom of Crumstain
5 years 360 days ago
I am Gatito.And I am Spaghetti Sauce on the TV Remote.
This sounds like the works of heathens! Praise Malkbaconne! Stay true to your faith sons and daughters of Malk and Baconne!
The Directorate of Xin Prussia
Gatito's religion is cooler. Screw you guys, I'm converting to Gatitoism!
Othelos, Gatito, and Bayan principalities
Post by Gatito suppressed by a moderator.
You are now permanently excommunicated from the church of Malkbaconne.
Resist my fellow Malkbaconnians! Resist! Consume all the milk and bacon you can!
Puldania and Bayan principalities
it is nice to endorse you, Zwots. Or should I call you GROSS now?
I stay true to my plate!
Excommunicate? This is MY state, and we have only one state religion!
Thats a good sign
Malkbaconne freedom fighters shall rise from this....
I shall rise to defend Malkbaconne!
Albiorix and Bayan principalities
We fight for the freedoms that are being taken away from us! We fight for Malkbaconne! Peace through Malkbaconne!
*Begins mass burning of all feline related things*
Post self-deleted by Xin Prussia.
We begin burning the entire frigging internet!
Othelos and Bayan principalities
Malk and bacon
Your sacrifice has been heard!! You have been bequeathed with the most sacred relic known to Malkbaconne! *The legendary Bacon Greatsword has been transferred to your account.*
Ha ha ha.... you fools! Nobody can survive without BACON!
*Begins to release the hounds of Darundull*
All Hail Crumstain! All Hail Malkbaconne!
The Ploof Ploof of Albiorix
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE MALKBACONNE༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Crumstain, Puldania, and Bayan principalities
Welcome! Don't let the insanity scare you, we're all very sane.*Maniacal Laughter*