The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetics Act prohibits Kinder Eggs, as they don't allow confectionary products to contain a “non-nutritive object”. It bans "the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket", so obviously the tiny toy encased in a Kinder Egg doesn't pass.
I think the ones you get are kinder joy
Not kinder eggs
Then no one would know whether we're referring to Meema's unholy mockery of a French Fry, Crispy Corn, or Potato chips, or a really crispy frog, but not like they're dead the frog is just super fricking cool lookin'
Or chicken, or beef, or multiple other kinds of meat, we've even fried bread so it was both crispy and juicy. I don't even know how we fried bread so it was juicy and crisp at the same time.
*Sits down on the floor*
400 degree Plant oil. fry for 20 minutes. Calves serve 1 Xeosian, at least 4 smaller sapient organisms. Crispy, Juicy, MFin' Tender.
Atleast we are more free
The usa says their the land of the free
When they have more people incarcerated per capita