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I have to agree with Freddland! It’s a crime.
The Stalker and Yodoshi
God it's been a long time since I've been on here
The Stalker and Yodoshi
Holy hell...
ha ha ha im funny
“All I Want for Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
— What these lyrics really mean: The proletariat is starting to revolt and is rejecting boorish materialism.
“Away in a Manger”
Away in a manger,
No crib for his bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head;
The stars in the heavens
Looked down where he lay,
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay.
— What these lyrics really mean: Bethlehem’s lack of affordable housing creates homeless children, including impoverished infants.
“All I Want for Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
— What these lyrics really mean: The proletariat is starting to revolt and is rejecting boorish materialism.
“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
Do you know what I know
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold.
— What these lyrics really mean: Capitalism demands that we turn over our wealth to the ruling class.
“Frosty the Snowman”
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.
— What these lyrics really mean: Frosty desperately needs a single-payer health care system since he can’t afford a normal nose and eyes. Big tobacco has also turned him into a helpless drug addict (the crack pipe is unspecified).
“God Rest ‘Ye Merry Gentlemen”
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember Christ, our savior,
Was born on Christmas day.
— What these lyrics really mean: There’s no mention of women “resting.” Only gentlemen get to loaf around the house. Women are required to do all the work around the holidays and even work overtime. Gender discrimination is rampant.
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.
— What these lyrics really mean: Lack of community services and proper government oversight creates a voyeuristic child destined for adulthood perversion.
“I’ll be home for Christmas”
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams.
— What these lyrics really mean: Poor public transportation systems and lack of infrastructure creates heartache around the holidays caused by separation of family members.
“Jingle Bells”
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
— What these lyrics really mean: The evils of capitalism lead to a terrible situation — a lone horse pulling a heavy sled in freezing temperatures — in other words, animal abuse.
“Little Drummer Boy”
Mary nodded
The ox and lamb kept time
I played my drum for him
I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.
— What these lyrics really mean: Child labor practices are encouraged during the holidays. Stressed-out child musician receives no compensation, other than a smile.
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games….
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
— What these lyrics really mean: Within free-market economies, minorities face institutionalized mass discrimination and are often exploited for their unique talents and characteristics.
“Santa Baby”
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl….
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue….
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that’s
Not a lot.
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
— What these lyrics really mean: Here’s selfish consumerism at its absolute worst. A young girl is taught to covet a sable coat, a yacht, and blue convertible. Moreover, she demands he bring all the gifts down the chimney, not tomorrow, but tonight!
“Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
— What these lyrics really mean: Constitutional protections and individual civil liberties have been annihilated under capitalism.
“The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French Hens,
Two turtle doves
And a Partridge in a pear tree.
— What these lyrics really mean: “On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love’s credit cards were all maxed out and she declared bankruptcy.”
“White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.
— What these lyrics really mean: Racism, plain and simple.
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Earthbound immortal squad, Little St Nick, and Yodoshi
Middie, oh Middie, *sighs* why don't you say the inherent truth...the proletariat are revolting. *holds nose*
rotfl
Yodoshi and Volaworand
6 weeks until Christmas.
The Stalker, -anton szandor lavey-, and Yodoshi
Any thoughts on doing a Christmas / December theme? Post theme suggestions and i'll set up a poll in a few days!
That's a smashing idea.
We should do a demonic Christmas!
The Stalker and Yodoshi
Nightmare Before Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6N_hZyBCk
PRESS RELEASE
After exhaustive research into the matter, per this commission's findings, we advise that Capercom, and for greater purpose, Lazarus should vote in affirmation to repeal General Assembly Resolution #443.
While we feel the intentions were righteous with GA Resolution #443, there are too many logistical nightmares and inconsistent statements throughout the document that would muddy waters and slow down every World Assembly nation's judicial process with many legal challenges before it ever could be truly instated and fully functioning worldwide. It is our goal to partner with Capercom's World Assembly Ambassador, Jules Nigri, to help craft future legislation protecting the rights of innocent citizens from erroneously being put to death. Ambassador Nigri has confirmed her commitment to this cause and will be meeting with Imperium Anglorum leadership next week to make some progress on a new proposal.
New regional poll for the festive preparations this Christmas.
*coughalittleattentionpleasecough*
Isn’t that funny?! It’s all about suffering here. :)
Daisy Johnson and Yodoshi
Don't like any of the color combos in the poll. Put me down for black and red.
The Stalker and Yodoshi
*I am breaking your silence.*
It has recently begun to expand its operations into the embassy regions of The South Pacific. Recently, it has been growing quickly in Conch Kingdom.
Aidenfieeld: Employee
Midand: Employee
Zuhayrian: Employee of the Conch Kingdom division
Concrete Slab: Employee
Grater Tovakia: Employee of the Lands End division
The third british empire: Employee of the Conch Kingdom division
New constitutional order: Employee of the Conch Kingdom division
West vrginian empire: Employee of the Conch Kingdom division
Hell-o friends! :)
Oh Hai! :)
TSP is running a poll on the best Game Created Region... unfortunately it's wide open to meddling by outside nations.
*looks at the Poll* Who in their right mind voted for the NPO?
I like how nobody votes for Balder.
Yodoshi and Volaworand
other than TSP's own Minister of Regional Affairs lol
PS2 is a deep cover UIAF plant so that's not surprising. Balder is a UCR though so it shouldn't even be on there.
Yodoshi and Volaworand
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